Knock Knock Jokes

SpongeyKid

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Tell me some of your best Knock Knock Jokes.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here

:)

Go for it!!!!
 

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Knock knock
Who's there
Atch.
Atch who.
Do you have allergies or something?
 

NastyPatty2002

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break down into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer recognize him.
 

SpongeRoadie UK

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Got a couple of knock knock jokes I'd like to share ...

Knock knock
Who's there?
The Nazis
The Nazis who?
THE Nazis you idiot! We're here for Anne Frank ...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Clam
Clam who?
Chlamydia. That's what you're getting for christmas.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Baby
Baby who?
Your baby. It died as a fetus.

See, I'm not a cynical human being that uses dark jokes all the time :D
 

TropicalNards112233

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
THIS IS THE POLICE!!! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!!
...this is the police we have you surrounded come out with your hands up who?
Pie.
 

Hoopla!

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(to a fly)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shoe.
Shoe who?
Shoo.
 

SpongeRoadie UK

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Knock knock
Who's there
Shoe
Shoe who?
Here's a shoe a Chinese 10 year-old just made :)

Knock knock
Who's there
Bin
Bin who?
It's a call from Mr. Bin Laden. He says "It's time".

Knock knock
Who's there?
Your true love
Your true love who?
This is coming from a non-existent world of your imagination.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Shovel
Shovel who?
I need a shovel because I've just murdered your husband.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
9/11 Cow. Doesn't stop getting milked after 11 years.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Black
Black who?
It's me, Mr. Black. I've come to polish your shoes.

I better stop before I offended anyone :p
 

RedSoxFan274

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SpongeRoadie UK said:
I better stop before I offended anyone :p
The only one I took offense at was the Anne Frank one, and only because her diary is one of my favorite literary works of all time. :P

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Koji?
KOJI?! IS IT REALLY YOU?!
COULD YE spare a cup of sugar? Calm down, man, I'm just that old Irish lady from across the street, not the Red Sox closer.

Good God, I'll be the first to admit that one was lame. But I had to do at least one Red Sox-related one. Will post better ones later. :p
 
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