Liquid Hawk
Doktor, turn off my Snipping Tool inhibitors!
I'M FREE! I'M FREE! Oh, this is the goodest I've felt in forever and ever! IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD IS SINGING!! [violent coughing fit]
CUT!!!
No, director, I can't do that impression for every post. I'll give myself diabetes by the end of the month if I try. What? You want me to always be in character? No! Method acting is for people who want a plausible excuse to be as rude as they want! You tell me to do that again, and I swear on the Titan, I'll turn you into a play pu-- uh... we're still filming, aren't we. Okay. Let us never speak of this reel again.
YOU! Yes, you! Who are you?! When did you get in here?! Why are you just standing there and watching me ramble?! This is a closed set, for crying out loud! No Wild West cowboys allowed! I will not stand for thi-- [gets knocked on the head]
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...Yeeeeeaaaaah, that's enough character acting for now. I assume you came here to read a normal introduction thread, but this is what you got instead. Off to a great start, right?
Hello one, hello all! This is the Child from the Stars™ comin' atcha live through the power of the internet. As you've probably already noticed, my job at the moment seems to be "make like an astronaut in the ocean and put yourself somewhere very out of place", as the only person dense enough to join a Spongebob site with an Owl House profile. Indeed, TOH has been my star show for the last couple of years, but I'm old enough to have grown up with Spongebob as well (and old enough to outgrow it, but that's another story). Some miserable people might say I'm wasting my life by continuing to watch cartoons as an adult, but to them, I say: why should I reach for the stars... when I already control them?
(Okay, okay, but really: if you see me write an entire paragraph and/or post in italic text like this, it means I'm posting in-character as the Collector. Now you know!)
Other than Le Animation, this "Collector" name has another application: I'm also a collector of music. Lots of it. I'm a southern boy who grew up listening to Hank Williams Jr, Johnny Cash, and Van Halen, and only expanded outwards from there. (Today? If you're wondering, I'm listening to this while writing this post.) You might see me drop links to songs everywhere around this forum as time goes on, because SHARING IS FUN, DAGNABBIT! I also have a pretty keen interest in retrogaming and the wide open world of flying things. Anything else, you'll find out as we go!
If there's anything else you'd like to know, feel free to reply here and ask! We're gonna have a BLAST, everyone!
CUT!!!
No, director, I can't do that impression for every post. I'll give myself diabetes by the end of the month if I try. What? You want me to always be in character? No! Method acting is for people who want a plausible excuse to be as rude as they want! You tell me to do that again, and I swear on the Titan, I'll turn you into a play pu-- uh... we're still filming, aren't we. Okay. Let us never speak of this reel again.
YOU! Yes, you! Who are you?! When did you get in here?! Why are you just standing there and watching me ramble?! This is a closed set, for crying out loud! No Wild West cowboys allowed! I will not stand for thi-- [gets knocked on the head]
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...Yeeeeeaaaaah, that's enough character acting for now. I assume you came here to read a normal introduction thread, but this is what you got instead. Off to a great start, right?
Hello one, hello all! This is the Child from the Stars™ comin' atcha live through the power of the internet. As you've probably already noticed, my job at the moment seems to be "make like an astronaut in the ocean and put yourself somewhere very out of place", as the only person dense enough to join a Spongebob site with an Owl House profile. Indeed, TOH has been my star show for the last couple of years, but I'm old enough to have grown up with Spongebob as well (and old enough to outgrow it, but that's another story). Some miserable people might say I'm wasting my life by continuing to watch cartoons as an adult, but to them, I say: why should I reach for the stars... when I already control them?
(Okay, okay, but really: if you see me write an entire paragraph and/or post in italic text like this, it means I'm posting in-character as the Collector. Now you know!)
Other than Le Animation, this "Collector" name has another application: I'm also a collector of music. Lots of it. I'm a southern boy who grew up listening to Hank Williams Jr, Johnny Cash, and Van Halen, and only expanded outwards from there. (Today? If you're wondering, I'm listening to this while writing this post.) You might see me drop links to songs everywhere around this forum as time goes on, because SHARING IS FUN, DAGNABBIT! I also have a pretty keen interest in retrogaming and the wide open world of flying things. Anything else, you'll find out as we go!
If there's anything else you'd like to know, feel free to reply here and ask! We're gonna have a BLAST, everyone!
