Funniest Quote

isn't this like a "What's Your Favorite Quote" topic? Cuase most of the time the people who have a fav Quote usually think it's the funniest quote already?

Mermaid Man: and by the Power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!
Man: What's going on in here?
MM: You may kiss the bride! *points to Sponge*
*Sponge Rolls home*
Pat: So did you reunite our heros?
Sponge: No...but I'm married!
 
From Chocolate with Nuts

Spongebob:Flatter the customor,make him feel good.
Spongebob knocks on door,it is answeered by a fish.
Patrick:I love You.
 
Mini-brain-sponge: We're just a clever metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
("Squilliam Returns")

Sponge: "Wow! Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!"
("Chocolate With Nuts")
 
Squid: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of!

Pat: Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb!
(Camping Ep.) :D :D :D
 
Annie-Mae said:
isn't this like a "What's Your Favorite Quote" topic? Cuase most of the time the people who have a fav Quote usually think it's the funniest quote already?
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Well, there is a difference between "best quote" and "funniest quote"
 
Some more I have thought of:

"You blasted barnacle head!"~Plankton in "Plankton!".
"Oh East? I thought you said "Weast." " Patrick in "Aargh!"
"Shut your half-wit pie holes!"~Squidward in "Club SpongeBob."
"What? What did they say?"~Very Old Lady in "Chocolate With Nuts."
"No, but I'm married."~SpongeBob in Mermaidman and Barnacleboy I
"I mean goodbye Squidward."~SpongeBob in "Opposite Day."
"A booster seat? Hot dog!"~Plankton in "Plankton!"
"Boating school? I thought this was Spanish class!"~Patrick in "New Student Starfish."
"Snowball fights are for immature children and I will not stoop to your level."~Squidward in "The Snowball Effect."
 
from chocolate w/ nuts

spongebob: what did that guy say to make us buy those bags.
patrick: he said we were medeocure.
spongebob: right!!!!! he made us feel special!!!!!!!
patrick: yeah, he did. I'm going to buy more bags!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
from chocolate w/ nuts (i like that episode)

spongebob: that guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool.
patrick: that guy has shoes.


from new student starfish

spongebob: hey patrick, you know whats funnier than 24?
patrick: what?
spongebob: 25!!!!!
 
I also found this funny.

The inner macinatoins of my mind are in an egima(sp?)

Even if I had to look up the words in a dictionary.
 
dvdfge2 said:
The inner macinatoins of my mind are in an egima(sp?)

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It's "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." ;)

Another funny quote was in the episode where Spongebob and Patrick find the baby oyster, and Patrick wants to be the mom. Then:

Spongebob : "You can't be the mom Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
Patrick : "You're right... if I was the mom, THIS would be shocking."

Then his body has armpit hair, and he's fat, and it's just plain nasty.. lol
 
my fave is :
1- patrick:ok spongebob you can be dirty dan but i just wanna be patrick <survival of the idiots
2- Plankton: Potato
Spongebob: Poh-tah-to
Plankton: Tomato
Spongebob: Toh-mah-to <fear of a krabby patty
3- fish kid:he helps people,and he could fly, and he helps people. <lost episode
4- Weenie 1:how's your collections comming along?
Weenie 2:well i dont need to brag but its pretty sweet im in the process of aquiering issues 347 which could give me my 4th comeplete set
Weenie 1:no! <no weinnes allowed
 
from something smells:

spongebob: hi parade!!!!! hi guy w/ the trumpet, hi digerido player!!!! hi peanus!!!!!!!!! (can you believe he sad that?)
 
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