Favorite Quotes (Non-Spongebob)

[Spongey34]

"To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable, but to be certain is to be ridiculous." - Chinese Proverb

 

[RedSoxFan274]

"A gentleman does not let his words outrun his deeds."

-Another Chinese Proverb :P

 

[Spongey34]

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." - John Cassis

 

[PhilipB]

I'm Bart Simpson, who the ::dolphin noise:: are you?

 

[sireatsalot]

"Let me go ahead and tee this up for you, there, Annika: We are all going to die someday. For the lucky few of us it'll be nice and fast. But for most of us it'll be just as long and slow and painful as a conversation with you."
-Dr. Cox to J.D. (from episode: My Tormented Mentor)

 

[spacepirate]

"Use the force Luke"

- Dead Obi Wan

 

[Roundpants]

this is from Harry Potter: "Another Weasley? You breed like Gnomes."

 

[bookworm]

"Touch Magic Hallway" JD from Scrubs

 

[sireatsalot]

"Touch Magic Hallway" JD from Scrubs

My Scrubs quote was better. :tonguexd:

 

[Ocean Man]

"Let me go ahead and tee this up for you, there, Annika: We are all going to die someday. For the lucky few of us it'll be nice and fast. But for most of us it'll be just as long and slow and painful as a conversation with you."
-Dr. Cox to J.D. (from episode: My Tormented Mentor)

So many endless Dr. Cox quotes.

I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, The O.C., the U.N., recycling, getting Punkd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everythingeveeverything that exists past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
~Dr. Cox

 

[RedSoxFan274]

"I lost my cell phone!! Oh, wait, here it is."
-My mom :(

 

[sireatsalot]

"Let me go ahead and tee this up for you, there, Annika: We are all going to die someday. For the lucky few of us it'll be nice and fast. But for most of us it'll be just as long and slow and painful as a conversation with you."
-Dr. Cox to J.D. (from episode: My Tormented Mentor)

So many endless Dr. Cox quotes.

I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, The O.C., the U.N., recycling, getting Punkd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everythingeveeverything that exists past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
~Dr. Cox

lol- Dr. Cox is my favorite (for the fact that he has uttered some of the best lines ever, and for others I won't disclose :( ). What episode was that, btw?

"I lost my cell phone!! Oh, wait, here it is."
-My mom :P

Hey, that's my line! Except it's more like: "I lost my mind!! Oh, wait, here it is." =]

 

[spongedude]

Before this goes the way of the Titanic, I am reviving it. :)



"To be humble to Superiors is Duty, to Equals Courtesy, to Inferiors Nobleness."

Poor Richard

 

[RedSoxFan274]

Before this goes the way of the Titanic, I am reviving it. :)

In which case, you are the Carpathia. :)

"I destroy my enemies by making them my friends."

-Abraham Lincoln