Favorite Quotes (from anything)

Tuba95

Dead Inspector
(wsuch as from a movie, book, historical person, random person, et cetera. Doesn't need to just be from SpongeBob.)

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." (Gone With the Wind)
"I see dead people"(Sixth Sense)
"The best way to predict the future is to create it."(Abraham Lincoln)
 
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"I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, 'Hang the sense of it,' and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day."

"And are you?"

"Ah, no. Well that's where it all falls down of course."
- Douglas Adams

"A fool thinks he is wise. A wiseman knows himself to be a fool."
- William Shakespeare

"Violence is not strength and compassion is not weakness!"
- King Arthur
 
Thor: "I want a horse"
Pet Shop Owner: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: "Then give me one of those large enough to ride"
 
V (V for Vendetta): "Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."
I bet no one will ever memorize this quote.
 
"Wubba lubba dub dub!"

"Ricki ticki tavvi, ::dolphin noise::!"

"ANNND THAT'S THE WAYYYYYYYY THE NEWS GOES"

"HIT THE SACK, JACK!"

"UH-OH, SOMERSAULT JUMP!"

"AIDS!"
"AND THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS SAY, SHUM SHUM SHLIPPITY DOP!"
"GRASSSSSSSS TASTES BAD!"
"NO JUMPING IN THE SEWER!"
"BURGER TIME!"
"RUBBER BABY BEBBY BUNKERS!"
"LICK LICK MY [spoiler3]FALLS[/spoiler3] , YEAH, SAY IT ALL THE TIME!"
 
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