Vuvuzela Smasher
Doowop
Sure, all the idiotic things he did could be seen as just jokes, but do you really think they are? SpongeBob's subconscious could have tricked him into taking so long shopping, jumping on his eyes with spiky cleats, throwing 2 parties (one of which he obviously wrote the invitations for after his first encounter with the Strangler), and ultimately chasing him to jail.