Describe Steven Universe Episodes In The Most Nonsensical Way Possible

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A game where you do just that right there in your eyeholes above this text. Describe the episode i list at the bottom and then pick another one for the next person to describe. It's easy.
Alone Together: Connie helps Steven become a woman with her.


Gem Glow
 
Fat kid gets powers from ice cream

Chillie Tid
 
Steven sleeps with 2 of his moms, and dreams of a mom that isn't his mom, but looks hot anyway.

Jailbreak!
 
Garnet comes out of the closet and fights with a living cheeto. Then the cheeto and gatorade fuse and drown in the ocean

Shirt Club
 
o ::dolphin noise:: we're doing this with like the name at the bottom and i follow along i thought i just posted the name of the episode i described at the bottom

explain next time fool
 
tbh said:
o ::dolphin noise:: we're doing this with like the name at the bottom and i follow along i thought i just posted the name of the episode i described at the bottom

explain next time fool
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I did :fred:

BooBooKeys said:
no clothes

onion trade
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Steven wants a man

Lars and The Cool Kids
 
A bunch of teenagers almost get killed by sentient plants attempting to avenge their creator

Tiger Millionaire (this'll be fun)
 
Greg is unsettled by Steven's overly large amount of comfy-ness so he attempts to fix him by trauamtizing him with a fake backstory about his van getting [expeletive deleted] by a [expeletive deleted] garlic demon

Say Uncle
 
Steven realizes that he sucks at being a super hero. So, his moms make a test that is impossible to lose to make him think he's a special snowflake.


Nightmare Hospital
 
Steven and Commie visit Silent Hill in order to retrieve a plastic sword.

Ocean Gem
 
Gatorade girl becomes salty because she hates Steven's moms and steals the ocean. Then Steven does a thing and she grows wings and flies back to Homeworld.

Coach Steven
 
Postman Pat wants to make out with Square Mom until she tells him that she is gay and that he doesn't really love her.


Historical Friction
 
Postman Pat makes a play about William Bradford dying and making a town.

Horror Club
 
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