Describe Steven Universe Episodes In The Most Nonsensical Way Possible

DigitalDeathstraction

Shut up, bird.
A game where you do just that right there in your eyeholes above this text. Describe the episode i list at the bottom and then pick another one for the next person to describe. It's easy.
Alone Together: Connie helps Steven become a woman with her.


Gem Glow
 
o ::dolphin noise:: we're doing this with like the name at the bottom and i follow along i thought i just posted the name of the episode i described at the bottom

explain next time fool
 
A bunch of teenagers almost get killed by sentient plants attempting to avenge their creator

Tiger Millionaire (this'll be fun)
 
Greg is unsettled by Steven's overly large amount of comfy-ness so he attempts to fix him by trauamtizing him with a fake backstory about his van getting [expeletive deleted] by a [expeletive deleted] garlic demon

Say Uncle
 
Gatorade girl becomes salty because she hates Steven's moms and steals the ocean. Then Steven does a thing and she grows wings and flies back to Homeworld.

Coach Steven
 
Postman Pat wants to make out with Square Mom until she tells him that she is gay and that he doesn't really love her.


Historical Friction
 
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