Confessions of an SBM Member

My procrastination is so hardcore right now that I'm seriously considering writing Red vs Blue AU fan fic where the Freelancers go to Hogwarts.

I don't even write fan fic.
 
HarryPotterLives said:
I don't even write fan fic.
Yeah... that's what I used to say. And then the orange guy came along.

TwinkleTwinklePatrickStar said:
I used to think Sandy was a monkey.
You know what? ...I can actually see it. I can see why you would've thought that when you were little.
 
HarryPotterLives said:
My procrastination is so hardcore right now that I'm seriously considering writing Red vs Blue AU fan fic where the Freelancers go to Hogwarts.

I don't even write fan fic.
According to tumblr you read way too much fan fic so it's about itme you start writing it.
Make it kinky. :squilliamhot:
 
I secretly love the Red Sox...
...HA! Fooled ya didn't I, RSF.

Serious confession: I'm 20 and I suck at cooking except pasta and meatballs, really.
 
E.V.I.L said:
According to tumblr you read way too much fan fic so it's about itme you start writing it.
Make it kinky. :squilliamhot:
Yeah, I read a lot of it, I almost never write it though and certainly never AU fan fic so the fact that I'm so tempted to do so is weird. Idk I do weird stuff to avoid work sometimes.
 
I still haven't found a job despite filling out apps and even having a damn resume. Last position I applied for was a cashier position at Home Depot. It's so frustrating and makes me think that college is just useless garbage.
 
HarryPotterLives said:
Yeah, I read a lot of it, I almost never write it though and certainly never AU fan fic so the fact that I'm so tempted to do so is weird. Idk I do weird stuff to avoid work sometimes.
lol if you think its that weird, I'll make you feel better by telling you that alst year I spend three hours trying to turn raspberry lemonade into a raspberry flavored lemon to avoid work.
That is my new confession. 0_o

Popeye Q. Krabs said:
I still haven't found a job despite filling out apps and even having a ::dolphin noise:: resume. Last position I applied for was a cashier position at Home Depot. It's so frustrating and makes me think that college is just useless garbage.
It is not useless garbage but it ain't the magical gold to success like people seem to think it is.
 
HarryPotterLives said:
My procrastination is so hardcore right now that I'm seriously considering writing Red vs Blue AU fan fic where the Freelancers go to Hogwarts.

I don't even write fan fic.
I wondered what they're going to do there, shoot things up? :P

Well, I think Rowlings once said that shotgun beats magic.
 
The Drifter said:
I wondered what they're going to do there, shoot things up? :P

Well, I think Rowlings once said that shotgun beats magic.
I remember reading a crossover fan fic once where Sarge became the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Except he called it Defence Against the Blue Arts. It was glorious.
 
The first time I played Cards Against Humanity, I didn't know I was supposed to pick up a card at the end of each turn so I would always have ten in my hand. At one point during the game I said, "Oh, I only have one card left," and that's when my friends noticed that I wasn't picking up cards like I supposed to and they informed me. For the rest of the game they made fun of my counting abilities. At least I got to redeem myself when I ended up winning the game, so HA.
 
E.V.I.L said:
God help me today in World History I forgot that human babies came from female uteri so I wrote in my essay today that human babies come from chicken eggs :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: I don't know anymore


... How do you just forget something like that?
 
Tangentially related to the above, I sometimes forget for a split second what month it is.

I think partially because they're just whizzing by...
 
As I said in a status of mine, I changed my major from accounting to finance. I kinda get the impression that there'd be more opportunities for me in that when I graduate from college and also hearing a lot of horror stories about how accounting can be one of those majors where you have to do a lot of ::dolphin noise:: kissing to even get anywhere and having a super high GPA to get the best jobs just really convinced me to switch too. I mean I have a decent GPA, it's not 3.9 level or anything but it's about a 3.4 right now (and I'm trying to get it back up to where it was before at a 3.7).
 
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