The Dark Knight
Fashionabluh
Nice singles. :xD:
*sings Hugo left me Miserable*
*sings Hugo left me Miserable*
Calling It Quits
- Thread starter Stinkoman 20X6
- Start date
1985
Giant Clam
Hmm... I wonder...
Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
Never mind the cliffhanger in the previous scene, where Squidward was seen already behind bars.
Scene number: 6
Scene name: Squidward's Suffering in Prision!
We cut to the Bikini Bottom Jailhouse from No Free Rides, Put on Trial, and Who Framed Stevie?. Squidward is now in an orange jailer's costume in front of the pay phone. Officer Tyke is standing by him.
Officer Tyke: You got one phone call, squid.
Squidward: Bu-but officer! I swear, I didn't steal those records!
Officer Tyke: That's what they all say! (pause) No really, they all say that. (points to cells)
We cut to the jail cells to see a reprise of Put on Trial and Who Framed Stevie? with all the jailed people blurting out stuff like, "I swear, I was framed!", "Why would I want to steal some records?", or "Please, I'll never do it again!"
Officer Tyke: (walking over to them) Look, none of you were arrested for hurting an old man, kidnapping a little girl, or stealing records! (in their face) So SHUT UP‼
One of the prisioners: (to the others) Hey, didn't my sentence end two months ago?
*the other prisioners shrug*
He walked back over to Squidward and handed him the phone.
Officer Tyke: Oh, and don't try calling any of them pizza plazes! I wiped all the numbers.
Squidward dialed a number. A split-screen occured between Squidward and Snick, who answered the phone from his office. The two men were behind him.
Snick: Bigshot Records, ready to make you a big shot in a matter of bars! Snick Vaude, Vice President speaking. How can I jazz up your day today?
Squidward: Snick! Thank goodness you're there!
Snick: (groan) Squidward, get off the line. You're driving away people much more worth our time. And besides, I imagine you have your hands full at the moment.
Squidward: Snick, they've locked me up! You've got to tell them that those singles you gave me weren't stolen!
Snick: (chuckle) Oh Squidward, haven't you figured it out yet?! Those records were stolen! Hey, we ain't paing for those rare out-of-production singles!
Squidward: Bu- bu- but...
Snick: That's why we got you signed and then gave them to you, Squiddy! So you could take the rap for us! Hive five, Dexter!
One of the two men gave him a high-five.
Squidward: You mean this whole record deal was a sham to frame me for the singles that you stole?!
Snick: Bingo! Now, I gotta run, Squiddy. I'm with a client right now.
The camera zoomed out to reveal a small plush lion on a chair in front of Snick's desk.
Snick: So, see ya, have fun rotting in prision, buh-bye now! (hangs up, ending the split-screen)
Squidward: Snick, wait! Snick!
He handed the phone back to Officer Tyke.
Officer Tyke: Now, come with me.
He put his arm around Squidward and led him to a cell. We then cut to Squidward standing in the cell as the cell door was shut.
Squidward: (holding the bars) But I was set up! They used me a scapegoat! I'm an innocent squid!
Officer Tyke: (turning off the light) Yap all ya want, Squiddy. Ain't gonna bring ya closer to parole.
*bars transition to next scene*
Next scene name: Just... A Dream?!
Scene number: 6
Scene name: Squidward's Suffering in Prision!
We cut to the Bikini Bottom Jailhouse from No Free Rides, Put on Trial, and Who Framed Stevie?. Squidward is now in an orange jailer's costume in front of the pay phone. Officer Tyke is standing by him.
Officer Tyke: You got one phone call, squid.
Squidward: Bu-but officer! I swear, I didn't steal those records!
Officer Tyke: That's what they all say! (pause) No really, they all say that. (points to cells)
We cut to the jail cells to see a reprise of Put on Trial and Who Framed Stevie? with all the jailed people blurting out stuff like, "I swear, I was framed!", "Why would I want to steal some records?", or "Please, I'll never do it again!"
Officer Tyke: (walking over to them) Look, none of you were arrested for hurting an old man, kidnapping a little girl, or stealing records! (in their face) So SHUT UP‼
One of the prisioners: (to the others) Hey, didn't my sentence end two months ago?
*the other prisioners shrug*
He walked back over to Squidward and handed him the phone.
Officer Tyke: Oh, and don't try calling any of them pizza plazes! I wiped all the numbers.
Squidward dialed a number. A split-screen occured between Squidward and Snick, who answered the phone from his office. The two men were behind him.
Snick: Bigshot Records, ready to make you a big shot in a matter of bars! Snick Vaude, Vice President speaking. How can I jazz up your day today?
Squidward: Snick! Thank goodness you're there!
Snick: (groan) Squidward, get off the line. You're driving away people much more worth our time. And besides, I imagine you have your hands full at the moment.
Squidward: Snick, they've locked me up! You've got to tell them that those singles you gave me weren't stolen!
Snick: (chuckle) Oh Squidward, haven't you figured it out yet?! Those records were stolen! Hey, we ain't paing for those rare out-of-production singles!
Squidward: Bu- bu- but...
Snick: That's why we got you signed and then gave them to you, Squiddy! So you could take the rap for us! Hive five, Dexter!
One of the two men gave him a high-five.
Squidward: You mean this whole record deal was a sham to frame me for the singles that you stole?!
Snick: Bingo! Now, I gotta run, Squiddy. I'm with a client right now.
The camera zoomed out to reveal a small plush lion on a chair in front of Snick's desk.
Snick: So, see ya, have fun rotting in prision, buh-bye now! (hangs up, ending the split-screen)
Squidward: Snick, wait! Snick!
He handed the phone back to Officer Tyke.
Officer Tyke: Now, come with me.
He put his arm around Squidward and led him to a cell. We then cut to Squidward standing in the cell as the cell door was shut.
Squidward: (holding the bars) But I was set up! They used me a scapegoat! I'm an innocent squid!
Officer Tyke: (turning off the light) Yap all ya want, Squiddy. Ain't gonna bring ya closer to parole.
*bars transition to next scene*
Next scene name: Just... A Dream?!
1985
Giant Clam
...HUH?!?
SpOnGeFaN818
Wumbologist
:P Holy crap, that was a scam?
Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
Scene number: 7
Scene name: Jail Breakouts and Emotional Breakouts
Later that night, Squidward lie in his bed, sleepless.
Squidward: Oh, man. How could I be so stupid? I'm never getting out of here.
Just then, a blowtroch was seen burning a circle into the cieling. Halfway through, it then stopped and and instead finished the shape with weird twists and curves, until the piece of the cieling fell off.
Stevie, wearing his "stranger" outfit from Curse of the Were-Jellyfish 2: The Past Returns and Put on Trial, lowered himself from the cieling using a dettaching grappling hook. However, he then let go, causing him to fall face-down onto the ground.
Stevie: Ow. That... certianly would have left a mark if I wasn't part-sponge... or had this welding mask on.
He then stood up. One of the "angry eyes" on the welding mask now had a squint, differing from the costume's previous appearances.
Squidward: Stevie, what are you doing here? I already have enough problems here without you breaking and entering into my cell!
Stevie: (lifts up the welding mask) I'm bustin' ya outta here, Squiddy!
Squidward: (lowering his eyelids) And how do you propose to do that?
Stevie pulled out a fire extinguisher and Pearl's hair dryer from Put on Trial, respectively.
Stevie: Why, with the Axesome Jet Pack and Ulti-Melter, of course!
Squidward: That's a fire extinguisher and a hair dryer.
Stevie: Firstly, (holds up the fire extinguisher) this is the jet pack they use in those fancy-shmancy CG movies, (holds up the hair dryer) and this i...well, it... Look, just go read Put on Trial, will ya? (turns to the camera) That goes for you too.
He lowered the wleding mask and jumped up onto the dangling grappling hook and fired the fire extinguisher behind him, propelling him towards the barred window. He attempted to melt the bars with the hair dryer until he swung back, to which he fired the extinguisher again and attempted once more. He repeated this process about foru times before the extinguisher finally ran out and he fell off again.
Stevie: Well, so much for this gig. Guess I'll just help the guy next-cell break out instead.
He suddenly pulled out a white lazer gun and fired a hole into the cieling. He then used the grappling hook to chain himself back up into the cieling. After that, he placed a jungle backdrop over the mural.
*jungle backdrop transition*
Squidward sat alone in his bed as a shaft of light shined through the barred window. Squidward's shirt was now roughed-up and a little ripped, and he had five-o-clock shadow.
Squidward: *sigh*
Just then, he heard the door open. Officer Tyke walked up.
Officer Tykes: Mr. Tentacles, someone has come to see you.
He then pushed SpongeBob over.
Squidward: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (wave) Hi, Squidward.
Officer Tyke walked away. Squidward crawled over to the bars.
Squidward: Wow. For once, I'm actually kinda relieved to see you, SpongeBob. At least someone quasi-normal cares about me.
SpongeBob: Squidward, I know I promised that I'd leave you alone forever, but when I heard you were arrested, I deicded I should come ehre to set something straight.
Squidward: What do you mean?
SpongeBob: Well... take a look at this.
He pulled out Squidward's clarinet.
Squidward: My clarinet? You brought my clarinet here, just for me?
SpongeBob: What? No. That's not why I brought it with me. There's something I've always wanted to do with your clarinet in front of you, with nobody else watching.
Squidward: *gasp* SpongeBob, are you gonna... play a song for me?
SpongeBob: *shakes his head* Mm-mm.
Squidward: Well... then what are you gonna do with it?
SpongeBob grabbed both ends of the clarinet, and suddenly started ripping it in half, with an evil grin on his face.
Squidward: *gasp* What are you doing?!
SpongeBob then tore it in half and teared it to shreds.
SpongeBob: *laughing evilly, with a firey background building up behind him*
Squidward: *gathering the broken pieces* Trish‼ NO‼
He looked up and gasped. Now in a flaming sequence, SpongeBob was gigantic with devil horns, a devil's coat, and a red triton.
SpongeBob: (with a deep booming voice) Squidward, it's time you've got what you had coming to you!
Squidward: (his pupils shrink; gasp)
SpongeBob started to bring his foot down over Squidward.
Squidward: No! NO‼ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
The foot stomped on him, squishing him.
Next scene: The Rabbit Can't Have His Carrot?!
Scene name: Jail Breakouts and Emotional Breakouts
Later that night, Squidward lie in his bed, sleepless.
Squidward: Oh, man. How could I be so stupid? I'm never getting out of here.
Just then, a blowtroch was seen burning a circle into the cieling. Halfway through, it then stopped and and instead finished the shape with weird twists and curves, until the piece of the cieling fell off.
Stevie, wearing his "stranger" outfit from Curse of the Were-Jellyfish 2: The Past Returns and Put on Trial, lowered himself from the cieling using a dettaching grappling hook. However, he then let go, causing him to fall face-down onto the ground.
Stevie: Ow. That... certianly would have left a mark if I wasn't part-sponge... or had this welding mask on.
He then stood up. One of the "angry eyes" on the welding mask now had a squint, differing from the costume's previous appearances.
Squidward: Stevie, what are you doing here? I already have enough problems here without you breaking and entering into my cell!
Stevie: (lifts up the welding mask) I'm bustin' ya outta here, Squiddy!
Squidward: (lowering his eyelids) And how do you propose to do that?
Stevie pulled out a fire extinguisher and Pearl's hair dryer from Put on Trial, respectively.
Stevie: Why, with the Axesome Jet Pack and Ulti-Melter, of course!
Squidward: That's a fire extinguisher and a hair dryer.
Stevie: Firstly, (holds up the fire extinguisher) this is the jet pack they use in those fancy-shmancy CG movies, (holds up the hair dryer) and this i...well, it... Look, just go read Put on Trial, will ya? (turns to the camera) That goes for you too.
He lowered the wleding mask and jumped up onto the dangling grappling hook and fired the fire extinguisher behind him, propelling him towards the barred window. He attempted to melt the bars with the hair dryer until he swung back, to which he fired the extinguisher again and attempted once more. He repeated this process about foru times before the extinguisher finally ran out and he fell off again.
Stevie: Well, so much for this gig. Guess I'll just help the guy next-cell break out instead.
He suddenly pulled out a white lazer gun and fired a hole into the cieling. He then used the grappling hook to chain himself back up into the cieling. After that, he placed a jungle backdrop over the mural.
*jungle backdrop transition*
Squidward sat alone in his bed as a shaft of light shined through the barred window. Squidward's shirt was now roughed-up and a little ripped, and he had five-o-clock shadow.
Squidward: *sigh*
Just then, he heard the door open. Officer Tyke walked up.
Officer Tykes: Mr. Tentacles, someone has come to see you.
He then pushed SpongeBob over.
Squidward: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (wave) Hi, Squidward.
Officer Tyke walked away. Squidward crawled over to the bars.
Squidward: Wow. For once, I'm actually kinda relieved to see you, SpongeBob. At least someone quasi-normal cares about me.
SpongeBob: Squidward, I know I promised that I'd leave you alone forever, but when I heard you were arrested, I deicded I should come ehre to set something straight.
Squidward: What do you mean?
SpongeBob: Well... take a look at this.
He pulled out Squidward's clarinet.
Squidward: My clarinet? You brought my clarinet here, just for me?
SpongeBob: What? No. That's not why I brought it with me. There's something I've always wanted to do with your clarinet in front of you, with nobody else watching.
Squidward: *gasp* SpongeBob, are you gonna... play a song for me?
SpongeBob: *shakes his head* Mm-mm.
Squidward: Well... then what are you gonna do with it?
SpongeBob grabbed both ends of the clarinet, and suddenly started ripping it in half, with an evil grin on his face.
Squidward: *gasp* What are you doing?!
SpongeBob then tore it in half and teared it to shreds.
SpongeBob: *laughing evilly, with a firey background building up behind him*
Squidward: *gathering the broken pieces* Trish‼ NO‼
He looked up and gasped. Now in a flaming sequence, SpongeBob was gigantic with devil horns, a devil's coat, and a red triton.
SpongeBob: (with a deep booming voice) Squidward, it's time you've got what you had coming to you!
Squidward: (his pupils shrink; gasp)
SpongeBob started to bring his foot down over Squidward.
Squidward: No! NO‼ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
The foot stomped on him, squishing him.
Next scene: The Rabbit Can't Have His Carrot?!
SpOnGeFaN818
Wumbologist
Wow. Weird that SpongeBob would do that.
Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
The supposed title of this scene, "The Rabbit Can't Have His Carriot?!", was just to throw you all off.
BTW, there was a "Commercial break" split between the previous scene and this one that I forgot to mention.
Scene number: 8
Scene name: Just... a Dream?!
Squidward awoke in his bed.
Squidward: Yaaaaaggghhh‼
After a few moments of heavy breathing, he took a look around. He was in his bed, in his bedroom, in his house. Polar Bear slithered over carrying his food bowl.
Polar Bear: Meow.
Squidward: It was all... just... a dream?
*bubble transition*
He filled Polar Bear's food bowl and wandered around as Polar Bear started eating.
Squidward: Hm... I didn't turn my house into a luxurious mansion...
He spotted a note on his music stand. It read, "Dear Squidward, I won't be coming in today, again for reasons I can't mention on a kids' show. - Phillip"[sup]1[/sup]
Squidward: Phillip is still my music tutor...
He looked out the window. Snick and his two men were walking past.
Snick: Aw, man. We're never gonna find a hot new talent at this rate. Oh! And remind me not to just listen to amatuers trying to play "music".
Squidward: Snick never signed me for Bigshot Records...
He then stopped his Krusty Krew hat sitting on the hat rack in its usual spot.
Squidward: (now cross) And I never quit my job at the Krusty Krab. (sigh) Oh, well. Time to waste another day of my life.
He put on his hat and walked out the door.
*bubble transition*
Squidward: (as he's approaching the KK) Wow, I'm late again. Perhaps Mr. Krabs'll just fire me, and then I won't have to repeat the whole scene again.
Inside, Mr. Krabs was standing next to SpongeBob, whom was standing in Squidward's usual place at the register.
Mr. Krabs: I'm telling ya, lad. This ain't gonna work.
SpongeBob: Sure it will, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: How can you take the orders and then make them in the kitchen?
SpongeBob: Simple. Watch! (facing the window; imitating Squidward) Two Krabby Patties please, SpongeBob!
He then junped into the window, landing on the steaming grill.
SpongeBob: Ow! HOT!
He flew up until he crashed into the cieling, sending down several pots and pans.
SpongeBob: (from up in the cieling) Owww... Doo-doo kazoos combing right up, Sister Glad...
Mr. Krabs shook his head. Squidward walked in.
Squidward: Good morning, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward?!
SpongeBob: *gasp* (pops his head up upside-down from the window) Squidward?
He then fell down, again crashing into several pots and pans.
Mr. Krabs: What in blue blazes are you doing in here?
*the typical "!" ding from the show is heard*
Squidward: (walking over) What do you mean? Don't I work here?
Mr. Krabs: Uh-heh-heh, you're joking, right?
SpongeBob jumped out through the window.
SpongeBob: Squidward! You've come back! I knew you would!
Squidward: I... don't work here anymore?
Mr. Krabs: Don't play dumb with me, Squidney Bo-Beanie!
SpongeBob: Ooh, that's a good name. I gotta remember to call him that from now on.
Mr. Krabs: You made a huge scene after all I wanted was to borrow a few dozen dollars from your paycheck... again... this week... and then you threw your hat to the ground, and announced in slow motion, "I quiiittttt!"
Squidward: So, wait a minute! The parts with the record deal, the being thrown into jail, and SpongeBob turning into a giant devil were all just a dream, but the part with me quitting was real?! (Mr. Krabs is gone) Hmm? Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs was placing a "Help Wanted" sign on the window.
Mr. Krabs: Um, sure... Squidward. Yeah. ... Whatever it was you just said. (walks back over) Now, get out of here! Your ugly face is driving away paying customers!
Squidward prepared to turn around. But then he stopped.
Squidward: Wait a minute! If I truly did quit my job and threw my hat upon the ground, (takes it off) then how did it end up back on my rack?
SpongeBob: Oh! I put it there, Squidward! For when you changed your mind and decided to come back!
After a moment of cross staring, Squidward dropped the hat onto the ground and walked out the door.
SpongeBob: (calling out) Bye, Squidney Bo-Beanie!
A moment after Squidward walked out, Stevie walked past, singing as he did in the dream sequence.
Stevie: ♪ I got a magician's rabbit in my pocket, and he ain't gettin' my carrot! ♪
He then stopped the sign.
Stevie: Whoa. That sign has words on it again. Is that an "H" or a "K"? I still can't tell. "Help Wanted." (pause; scoffs) Yeah, you need help all right, Krabbsy.
He then continued walking.
Stevie: ♪ Oh, I got a lovesick robot in my pocket, and I think he's starting to rust ♪
*bubble transition to next scene*
Next scene: Nuts for a Walnuts
BTW, just so people aren't confused about what parts of the fix Squidward dreamt, after Stevie's big "nude artist" scene, that's when the dream sequence begins. So you can piece that all together yourselves.
[sup]1[/sup]This is derived from a deleted portion of the previous scene, where after Snick revealed the con, Phillip also revealed that he was actually Plankton, having tricked Squidward this whole time in order to launch his own record deal to hypnotize the citizens of Bikini Bottom.
BTW, there was a "Commercial break" split between the previous scene and this one that I forgot to mention.
Scene number: 8
Scene name: Just... a Dream?!
Squidward awoke in his bed.
Squidward: Yaaaaaggghhh‼
After a few moments of heavy breathing, he took a look around. He was in his bed, in his bedroom, in his house. Polar Bear slithered over carrying his food bowl.
Polar Bear: Meow.
Squidward: It was all... just... a dream?
*bubble transition*
He filled Polar Bear's food bowl and wandered around as Polar Bear started eating.
Squidward: Hm... I didn't turn my house into a luxurious mansion...
He spotted a note on his music stand. It read, "Dear Squidward, I won't be coming in today, again for reasons I can't mention on a kids' show. - Phillip"[sup]1[/sup]
Squidward: Phillip is still my music tutor...
He looked out the window. Snick and his two men were walking past.
Snick: Aw, man. We're never gonna find a hot new talent at this rate. Oh! And remind me not to just listen to amatuers trying to play "music".
Squidward: Snick never signed me for Bigshot Records...
He then stopped his Krusty Krew hat sitting on the hat rack in its usual spot.
Squidward: (now cross) And I never quit my job at the Krusty Krab. (sigh) Oh, well. Time to waste another day of my life.
He put on his hat and walked out the door.
*bubble transition*
Squidward: (as he's approaching the KK) Wow, I'm late again. Perhaps Mr. Krabs'll just fire me, and then I won't have to repeat the whole scene again.
Inside, Mr. Krabs was standing next to SpongeBob, whom was standing in Squidward's usual place at the register.
Mr. Krabs: I'm telling ya, lad. This ain't gonna work.
SpongeBob: Sure it will, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: How can you take the orders and then make them in the kitchen?
SpongeBob: Simple. Watch! (facing the window; imitating Squidward) Two Krabby Patties please, SpongeBob!
He then junped into the window, landing on the steaming grill.
SpongeBob: Ow! HOT!
He flew up until he crashed into the cieling, sending down several pots and pans.
SpongeBob: (from up in the cieling) Owww... Doo-doo kazoos combing right up, Sister Glad...
Mr. Krabs shook his head. Squidward walked in.
Squidward: Good morning, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward?!
SpongeBob: *gasp* (pops his head up upside-down from the window) Squidward?
He then fell down, again crashing into several pots and pans.
Mr. Krabs: What in blue blazes are you doing in here?
*the typical "!" ding from the show is heard*
Squidward: (walking over) What do you mean? Don't I work here?
Mr. Krabs: Uh-heh-heh, you're joking, right?
SpongeBob jumped out through the window.
SpongeBob: Squidward! You've come back! I knew you would!
Squidward: I... don't work here anymore?
Mr. Krabs: Don't play dumb with me, Squidney Bo-Beanie!
SpongeBob: Ooh, that's a good name. I gotta remember to call him that from now on.
Mr. Krabs: You made a huge scene after all I wanted was to borrow a few dozen dollars from your paycheck... again... this week... and then you threw your hat to the ground, and announced in slow motion, "I quiiittttt!"
Squidward: So, wait a minute! The parts with the record deal, the being thrown into jail, and SpongeBob turning into a giant devil were all just a dream, but the part with me quitting was real?! (Mr. Krabs is gone) Hmm? Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs was placing a "Help Wanted" sign on the window.
Mr. Krabs: Um, sure... Squidward. Yeah. ... Whatever it was you just said. (walks back over) Now, get out of here! Your ugly face is driving away paying customers!
Squidward prepared to turn around. But then he stopped.
Squidward: Wait a minute! If I truly did quit my job and threw my hat upon the ground, (takes it off) then how did it end up back on my rack?
SpongeBob: Oh! I put it there, Squidward! For when you changed your mind and decided to come back!
After a moment of cross staring, Squidward dropped the hat onto the ground and walked out the door.
SpongeBob: (calling out) Bye, Squidney Bo-Beanie!
A moment after Squidward walked out, Stevie walked past, singing as he did in the dream sequence.
Stevie: ♪ I got a magician's rabbit in my pocket, and he ain't gettin' my carrot! ♪
He then stopped the sign.
Stevie: Whoa. That sign has words on it again. Is that an "H" or a "K"? I still can't tell. "Help Wanted." (pause; scoffs) Yeah, you need help all right, Krabbsy.
He then continued walking.
Stevie: ♪ Oh, I got a lovesick robot in my pocket, and I think he's starting to rust ♪
*bubble transition to next scene*
Next scene: Nuts for a Walnuts
BTW, just so people aren't confused about what parts of the fix Squidward dreamt, after Stevie's big "nude artist" scene, that's when the dream sequence begins. So you can piece that all together yourselves.
[sup]1[/sup]This is derived from a deleted portion of the previous scene, where after Snick revealed the con, Phillip also revealed that he was actually Plankton, having tricked Squidward this whole time in order to launch his own record deal to hypnotize the citizens of Bikini Bottom.
SpOnGeFaN818
Wumbologist
Wow, I was thinking it was too early to end. That's one of your best twists yet.
Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
Scene number: 8
Scene name: Nuts for Walnuts
Squidward walked into his house.
Squidward: Hm, shouldn't let this get me down. I finally have a day all to myself. No Krusty krab. No music lessons. Just me, me, me. (pause) I think I'll watch TV.
He sat down on the couch. He turned on the TV to see a man climbing up a ladder. Suddenly, the man turned into SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: (waving) Hi, Squidward!
Squidward: Aag!
He changed the channel to now see Kelpy G. from The Thing performing. His head turned into SpongeBob's.
SpongeBob's head: Hey there, Squidney Bo-Beanie!
Squidward: What's going on?!
*changes the channel - a clown juggling*
Squidward: Hmm. That's better, I guess.
*clown throws all the balls in the air and turns into SpongeBob wearing a clown's outfit*
SpongeBob: Squidward! Looking good, you handsome devil! (catches the balls with his nose)
*Squidward changes the channel to a weather forcast*
Forecaster: We're seeing a 100% chance... *turns into Spongebob with a pointer* ...of Squidney Bo-Beanie! *weather map changes to an image of Squidward*
Squidward: AAH‼ He's everywhere!
He rapidly started changing channels, but SpongeBob kept appearing until he finally popped out of the TV ala Gel-arshie.
SpongeBob: Squidward! Squidward!
His image started circling around the room in a swirly hallucination.
Squidward: Get away from me, demon beast!
SpongeBob: (voice echoing deeply as he circles around) Squidward! Squidward! Give me a hug!
Squidward: Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP‼
The hallucination eventually faded away, revealing SpongeBob standing in front of the TV.
SpongeBob: Squidward, it's me. SpongeBob.
Squidward: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: That's right. So, how ya been doin'? Must be kind of bored, huh? Boy, without the Krusty Krab, I'd probably go crazy!
Squidward: Right. Crazy, yeah. Heh-heh. So... (shakes his head) What are you doing in my house anyway? I thought you promised to leave me alone!
SpongeBob: Leave you alone? :P
Squidward: (slumping back in his chair) Oh, maybe I am going crazy.
SpongeBob: Well, Squidney Bo-Beanie, I just came to tell you that now that you don't work at the KK anymore, you and I can spend more time together at home!
Squidward: I would rather die!
*"!" ding*
SpongeBob: So, Squidward, what do you wanna play first? (holds up some jacks) Maybe some jacks? (holds up a bowling ball) Extreme jacks?
Squidward: NO‼
He kicked SpongeBob into the wall.
SpongeBob: Ooh! How about marbles?! (pops out and runs over to Squidward; hands him some purple marbles) Here, you get all the purple marbles! ... No, wait. If you get all the purple marbles, that means you also get two of my orange marbles, but then again, if you take some orange marbles on the first turn, I get some of your green marbles, but that means Patrick will also get five of my red marbles. OK, how about this! You get all the blue marbles, and then that means that you get...[sup]1[/sup]
Squidward: (tosses the marbles at SpongeBob) NO‼ I don't wanna play jacks, or extreme jacks, OR YOUR STUPID VERSION OF MARBLES‼
His shouting started to loosen a small object in SpongeBob's ear.
Squidward: Now go home and never bother me again! Is that clear?!
He slapped SpongeBob in the head, causing the small brown object in his ear to pop out and land on the floor.
Squidward: What's that?
SpongeBob: (picks it up) Hey, it's Wally!
Squidward: WallE?
SpongeBob: Wally! My pet walnut from the 2nd grade! Dahaha! So that's where he's been all these years! (puts Wally in his pocket) Funny thing. Wally always kept me from being able to hear all those grouchy people with their grouchy voices!
Squidward: Wait a minute... Are you telling me that all these years, a stupid walnut was the only thing that kept you from listening to me?!
SpongeBob: Yup.
Squidward: (sigh) So, SpongeBob, can you hear me now?
SpongeBob: Yes, sir! And may I just say, your voice is so soothing, Squidward.
Squidward: Thanks. Now, there's something I'd like to get off my chest. Something that I've wanted to get off my chest for the two years that I have known you.
SpongeBob: Talk away, Mr. Smooth Voice.
Squidward took a deep breath.
Squidward: YOU ARE THE WORST NEIGHBOR IT HAS EVER BEEN MY MISFORTUNE TO KNOW‼
SpongeBob: (shocked) Huh?
Squidward: (as SpongeBob is backing away) All thse years, I've just wanted peace! Not to partake in your stupid childish games! I've never liked you, SpongeBob! Or Patrick! Or Stevie! OR MY JOB AT THE KRUSTY KRAB‼ (SpongeBob is exiting the door at this point) You've always been bothering me! Annoying me! TORMENTING ME‼ IF I DIDN'T LIVE NEXT TO YOU, THIS WOULD BE A HAPPY PLACE‼ AND ABOVE THAT... (deep breath) I HAAAAAAAAAAATE YOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
He slammed the door so hard that cracks formed on the side of the wall.
SpongeBob was deeply heartbroken.
SpongeBob: Squidney Bo-Beanie? Gosh. (snifflling) Squidward, I.. I never meant to... I always thought you... Wow. (walking away) What kind of person am I? All these years, I've been pushing Squidward off the edge, and (crying) I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT‼
He buried his face in hsi hands crying as he walked down the road.
*BTTNS*
Next scene: Sleepless Squidward
[sup]1[/sup]For more of SpongeBob and Patrick's abstratc version of marbles, read Once Bitten 2 and Who Framed Stevie?.
Scene name: Nuts for Walnuts
Squidward walked into his house.
Squidward: Hm, shouldn't let this get me down. I finally have a day all to myself. No Krusty krab. No music lessons. Just me, me, me. (pause) I think I'll watch TV.
He sat down on the couch. He turned on the TV to see a man climbing up a ladder. Suddenly, the man turned into SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: (waving) Hi, Squidward!
Squidward: Aag!
He changed the channel to now see Kelpy G. from The Thing performing. His head turned into SpongeBob's.
SpongeBob's head: Hey there, Squidney Bo-Beanie!
Squidward: What's going on?!
*changes the channel - a clown juggling*
Squidward: Hmm. That's better, I guess.
*clown throws all the balls in the air and turns into SpongeBob wearing a clown's outfit*
SpongeBob: Squidward! Looking good, you handsome devil! (catches the balls with his nose)
*Squidward changes the channel to a weather forcast*
Forecaster: We're seeing a 100% chance... *turns into Spongebob with a pointer* ...of Squidney Bo-Beanie! *weather map changes to an image of Squidward*
Squidward: AAH‼ He's everywhere!
He rapidly started changing channels, but SpongeBob kept appearing until he finally popped out of the TV ala Gel-arshie.
SpongeBob: Squidward! Squidward!
His image started circling around the room in a swirly hallucination.
Squidward: Get away from me, demon beast!
SpongeBob: (voice echoing deeply as he circles around) Squidward! Squidward! Give me a hug!
Squidward: Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP‼
The hallucination eventually faded away, revealing SpongeBob standing in front of the TV.
SpongeBob: Squidward, it's me. SpongeBob.
Squidward: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: That's right. So, how ya been doin'? Must be kind of bored, huh? Boy, without the Krusty Krab, I'd probably go crazy!
Squidward: Right. Crazy, yeah. Heh-heh. So... (shakes his head) What are you doing in my house anyway? I thought you promised to leave me alone!
SpongeBob: Leave you alone? :P
Squidward: (slumping back in his chair) Oh, maybe I am going crazy.
SpongeBob: Well, Squidney Bo-Beanie, I just came to tell you that now that you don't work at the KK anymore, you and I can spend more time together at home!
Squidward: I would rather die!
*"!" ding*
SpongeBob: So, Squidward, what do you wanna play first? (holds up some jacks) Maybe some jacks? (holds up a bowling ball) Extreme jacks?
Squidward: NO‼
He kicked SpongeBob into the wall.
SpongeBob: Ooh! How about marbles?! (pops out and runs over to Squidward; hands him some purple marbles) Here, you get all the purple marbles! ... No, wait. If you get all the purple marbles, that means you also get two of my orange marbles, but then again, if you take some orange marbles on the first turn, I get some of your green marbles, but that means Patrick will also get five of my red marbles. OK, how about this! You get all the blue marbles, and then that means that you get...[sup]1[/sup]
Squidward: (tosses the marbles at SpongeBob) NO‼ I don't wanna play jacks, or extreme jacks, OR YOUR STUPID VERSION OF MARBLES‼
His shouting started to loosen a small object in SpongeBob's ear.
Squidward: Now go home and never bother me again! Is that clear?!
He slapped SpongeBob in the head, causing the small brown object in his ear to pop out and land on the floor.
Squidward: What's that?
SpongeBob: (picks it up) Hey, it's Wally!
Squidward: WallE?
SpongeBob: Wally! My pet walnut from the 2nd grade! Dahaha! So that's where he's been all these years! (puts Wally in his pocket) Funny thing. Wally always kept me from being able to hear all those grouchy people with their grouchy voices!
Squidward: Wait a minute... Are you telling me that all these years, a stupid walnut was the only thing that kept you from listening to me?!
SpongeBob: Yup.
Squidward: (sigh) So, SpongeBob, can you hear me now?
SpongeBob: Yes, sir! And may I just say, your voice is so soothing, Squidward.
Squidward: Thanks. Now, there's something I'd like to get off my chest. Something that I've wanted to get off my chest for the two years that I have known you.
SpongeBob: Talk away, Mr. Smooth Voice.
Squidward took a deep breath.
Squidward: YOU ARE THE WORST NEIGHBOR IT HAS EVER BEEN MY MISFORTUNE TO KNOW‼
SpongeBob: (shocked) Huh?
Squidward: (as SpongeBob is backing away) All thse years, I've just wanted peace! Not to partake in your stupid childish games! I've never liked you, SpongeBob! Or Patrick! Or Stevie! OR MY JOB AT THE KRUSTY KRAB‼ (SpongeBob is exiting the door at this point) You've always been bothering me! Annoying me! TORMENTING ME‼ IF I DIDN'T LIVE NEXT TO YOU, THIS WOULD BE A HAPPY PLACE‼ AND ABOVE THAT... (deep breath) I HAAAAAAAAAAATE YOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
He slammed the door so hard that cracks formed on the side of the wall.
SpongeBob was deeply heartbroken.
SpongeBob: Squidney Bo-Beanie? Gosh. (snifflling) Squidward, I.. I never meant to... I always thought you... Wow. (walking away) What kind of person am I? All these years, I've been pushing Squidward off the edge, and (crying) I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT‼
He buried his face in hsi hands crying as he walked down the road.
*BTTNS*
Next scene: Sleepless Squidward
[sup]1[/sup]For more of SpongeBob and Patrick's abstratc version of marbles, read Once Bitten 2 and Who Framed Stevie?.
SpOnGeFaN818
Wumbologist
Awesome scene. Wally the peanut was a great addition.
Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
Enjoy this scene while you can. It's probably the edgiest I'm ever gonna get at this point. :P
Scene number: 9
Scene name: Sleepless Squidward
Songs in this scene:
"Spider-Squid"
"Put On Your Sunday Clothes" from Hello, Dolly!
"It Only Takes a Moment" from Hello, Dolly!
Squidward was now going to bed that night. He was wearing his sleepwear.
Squidward: (sitting on the bed) Well, that was a tiring day. Yelling at SpongeBob really took a toll on my throat. But, it seems to have been effective. (lying down) That annoying little pest hasn't bothered me all day. Wish I could say the same for Patrick and Stevie, the "Mirachi Brothers", though. Ah, well. (tucks himself in) Those two idiots will soon learn not to interfere with my life as well. Good night, Polar Bear.
Polar Bear: Meow. (curls up in his bed)
Squidward: Good night, Trish.
We see Squidward's clarinet, Trish, sealed up in a glass cabinet heavily locked and barracated by nunchucks.
Squidward then shut his eyes and went to sleep.
-- DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward was within a still image of SpongeBob's living room with Patrick, Stevie, and Sandy on the couch.
Squidward: What the...
The image was risen up as a reprise of the epiphany sequence from Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie!. (LOL, a reference to a reference :lol:)
Dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup...
Choral voices:
♪Spider-Squid, Spider-Squid,
Does whatever a cranky squid does!
LOOK OUT!♪
(voices echoing each other)
♪Here comes the Spider-... Wait, he's an octopus?
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Stevie were revealed to be standing on the other totem poles.
Sand Woman totem: Unless you have an epiphany, you will spend the remainder of your days bald and miserable.
She then blew a gust of wind that transitioned Squdiward to the snowy field of coral trees.
Squidward: An epiphany? Um... okay. Let's see... The fine arts are deeply underrated these days?
One of the tree branches slapped him in the face.
Squidward: Um... SBM is getting ready to rock at the hands of Stinkoma- I mean, Douglas Z?
Several tree branches slapped him, and then four of them picked him up.
Squidward: Patrick's fat and FOB sucks?
He then slapped twice and then kicked in the groin. Finally, the tree branches pulled apart his eyes, head, nose, shirt, arms, and lower body.
Squidward: Hey, what are you doing?!
The branches then helped up his eyes and head as his other body parts started to melt.
Squidward: Umm, okay this is just too gross!
His eyes and nose were placed back onto his head, which was then held up by one of the branches.
Sand Woman's voice: Actually, it's okay. We just remembered that you were supposed to realize the epiphany later in this fanfic, anyway.
The scene shifted to the Sand Woman's hut from Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie! (with the "throat singing" song playing) as she held his head.
Sand Woman: So instead... I am just going to eat you.
She stuck a fork in Squidward's head and started to lower him towards her mouth.
Squidward: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
-- END DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward: (sitting up in his bed) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
He looked around. Polar Bear was sound asleep.
Squidward: Hmm. Weird dream.
He fell asleep again.
-- DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward stood in the open road in front of SpongeBob's house. He scratched his head and looked around.
Stinkoman's voice: Hey, Squiddoman! Whaaaaat are you doing wearing that loser shirt? (becomes Stevie's voice) Why, it's Sunday, by golly, and you need to...
"OH MY GOD HERE IT COMES" flashed on the screen. And then, Stevie, Patrick, SpongeBob, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Timbacks, and Producers Randy and Herman in top hats and recreaing a scene from Hello, Dolly!.
Stevie: (singing the original vocals)
♫ Put on your Sunday clothes,
There's lots of world out there
Get out the brilliant 'tine (?)
and dime cigars
(Patrick, SpongeBob, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Timbacks, Randy, and Herman join in)
[/i]We'll see the shows at Delmonico's,
And we'll close the town in a whirl,
And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl![/i] ♫
Sandy: ...and liked it! @_@
Squidward closed his eyes. When he opened them again, the scene had changed into It Only Takes a Moment. SpongeBob was holding Squidward's hands, wearing the same red dress.
SpongeBob: (also in the original voice)
♫ It only takes a moment,
To be loved
A whole life--
Squidward kicked him away, abruptly ending the music.
Squidward: AAHG‼ Get away from me!
SpongeBob had crashed into a passing pots-and-pans carrier.
SpongeBob: But, Squidward! It only takes a moment to be loved! A whole life! (ponders) Long!
Squidward: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
-- END DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward: (sitting up in his bed) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Squidward looked around again and lied back down.
Squidward: I knew I shouldn't have watched that Betamax tape of Hello, Dolly! in my closet...
He fell to sleep again, but this time he strained to try to reach an acceptable dream.
-- DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward was now dressed in a tuxedo at a wedding chapel. A zoom-out revealed the horrorific fact that he appeared to be getting married to SpongeBob, standing next to him in a wedding dress. Patrick, Stevie, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Mr. Timbacks, Randy and Herman sat in the front pew while SpongeBob's and Squidward's families sat behind them.
SpongeBob: I do!
Squidward: Huh?! What is this?!
Minister: (closes the bible) Then I now pronounce you sponge and squid. You may now kiss the (ahem) bride.
SpongeBob puckered his lips and leaned in on Squidward.
Squidward: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
-- END DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward: (sitting up in his bed) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! That was the most horrible dream of my life! (muttering) Stupid Band Geek...I'll give you a slash...
We move on over to SpongeBob's house to see SpongeBob whimpering in his bed, just as sleepless.
*BTTNS*
Next scene: Squid in Distress, and Sponge in Distress
Scene number: 9
Scene name: Sleepless Squidward
Songs in this scene:
"Spider-Squid"
"Put On Your Sunday Clothes" from Hello, Dolly!
"It Only Takes a Moment" from Hello, Dolly!
Squidward was now going to bed that night. He was wearing his sleepwear.
Squidward: (sitting on the bed) Well, that was a tiring day. Yelling at SpongeBob really took a toll on my throat. But, it seems to have been effective. (lying down) That annoying little pest hasn't bothered me all day. Wish I could say the same for Patrick and Stevie, the "Mirachi Brothers", though. Ah, well. (tucks himself in) Those two idiots will soon learn not to interfere with my life as well. Good night, Polar Bear.
Polar Bear: Meow. (curls up in his bed)
Squidward: Good night, Trish.
We see Squidward's clarinet, Trish, sealed up in a glass cabinet heavily locked and barracated by nunchucks.
Squidward then shut his eyes and went to sleep.
-- DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward was within a still image of SpongeBob's living room with Patrick, Stevie, and Sandy on the couch.
Squidward: What the...
The image was risen up as a reprise of the epiphany sequence from Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie!. (LOL, a reference to a reference :lol:)
Dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup...
Choral voices:
♪Spider-Squid, Spider-Squid,
Does whatever a cranky squid does!
LOOK OUT!♪
(voices echoing each other)
♪Here comes the Spider-... Wait, he's an octopus?
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Stevie were revealed to be standing on the other totem poles.
Sand Woman totem: Unless you have an epiphany, you will spend the remainder of your days bald and miserable.
She then blew a gust of wind that transitioned Squdiward to the snowy field of coral trees.
Squidward: An epiphany? Um... okay. Let's see... The fine arts are deeply underrated these days?
One of the tree branches slapped him in the face.
Squidward: Um... SBM is getting ready to rock at the hands of Stinkoma- I mean, Douglas Z?
Several tree branches slapped him, and then four of them picked him up.
Squidward: Patrick's fat and FOB sucks?
He then slapped twice and then kicked in the groin. Finally, the tree branches pulled apart his eyes, head, nose, shirt, arms, and lower body.
Squidward: Hey, what are you doing?!
The branches then helped up his eyes and head as his other body parts started to melt.
Squidward: Umm, okay this is just too gross!
His eyes and nose were placed back onto his head, which was then held up by one of the branches.
Sand Woman's voice: Actually, it's okay. We just remembered that you were supposed to realize the epiphany later in this fanfic, anyway.
The scene shifted to the Sand Woman's hut from Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie! (with the "throat singing" song playing) as she held his head.
Sand Woman: So instead... I am just going to eat you.
She stuck a fork in Squidward's head and started to lower him towards her mouth.
Squidward: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
-- END DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward: (sitting up in his bed) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
He looked around. Polar Bear was sound asleep.
Squidward: Hmm. Weird dream.
He fell asleep again.
-- DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward stood in the open road in front of SpongeBob's house. He scratched his head and looked around.
Stinkoman's voice: Hey, Squiddoman! Whaaaaat are you doing wearing that loser shirt? (becomes Stevie's voice) Why, it's Sunday, by golly, and you need to...
"OH MY GOD HERE IT COMES" flashed on the screen. And then, Stevie, Patrick, SpongeBob, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Timbacks, and Producers Randy and Herman in top hats and recreaing a scene from Hello, Dolly!.
Stevie: (singing the original vocals)
♫ Put on your Sunday clothes,
There's lots of world out there
Get out the brilliant 'tine (?)
and dime cigars
(Patrick, SpongeBob, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Timbacks, Randy, and Herman join in)
[/i]We'll see the shows at Delmonico's,
And we'll close the town in a whirl,
And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl![/i] ♫
Sandy: ...and liked it! @_@
Squidward closed his eyes. When he opened them again, the scene had changed into It Only Takes a Moment. SpongeBob was holding Squidward's hands, wearing the same red dress.
SpongeBob: (also in the original voice)
♫ It only takes a moment,
To be loved
A whole life--
Squidward kicked him away, abruptly ending the music.
Squidward: AAHG‼ Get away from me!
SpongeBob had crashed into a passing pots-and-pans carrier.
SpongeBob: But, Squidward! It only takes a moment to be loved! A whole life! (ponders) Long!
Squidward: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
-- END DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward: (sitting up in his bed) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Squidward looked around again and lied back down.
Squidward: I knew I shouldn't have watched that Betamax tape of Hello, Dolly! in my closet...
He fell to sleep again, but this time he strained to try to reach an acceptable dream.
-- DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward was now dressed in a tuxedo at a wedding chapel. A zoom-out revealed the horrorific fact that he appeared to be getting married to SpongeBob, standing next to him in a wedding dress. Patrick, Stevie, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Mr. Timbacks, Randy and Herman sat in the front pew while SpongeBob's and Squidward's families sat behind them.
SpongeBob: I do!
Squidward: Huh?! What is this?!
Minister: (closes the bible) Then I now pronounce you sponge and squid. You may now kiss the (ahem) bride.
SpongeBob puckered his lips and leaned in on Squidward.
Squidward: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
-- END DREAM SEQUENCE --
Squidward: (sitting up in his bed) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! That was the most horrible dream of my life! (muttering) Stupid Band Geek...I'll give you a slash...
We move on over to SpongeBob's house to see SpongeBob whimpering in his bed, just as sleepless.
*BTTNS*
Next scene: Squid in Distress, and Sponge in Distress
SpOnGeFaN818
Wumbologist
Oh my gosh. Most. random. scene. ever. And in your case, that's a great thing.
patrick2403
Friends
I agree. Very random and very awesome!
Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
Scene number: 10
Scene name: Squid in Distress, and Sponge in Distress
Squidward awoke the next morning, clearly having not recieved all 40 of his winks. His eyes were bloodshot and he had bags.
Squidward: *groaning*
He put on his shirt over his pajama shirt and then ate his hat off.
Squidward: (mumbling) F...F-Zero...GX...
He walked into the kitchen and put a slice of bread on his plate... and then ate the plate.
Squidward: Mmm... good toast...
He walked into the living room. He shook his head.
Squidward: Man, I really need to get out of the house.
He walked to the front door. When he opened it, SpongeBob was standing there, looking happy and cheerful.
SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward!
Squidward: Agh! SpongeBob, get out of my way!
He tried to push SpongeBob aside, but his hand mysteriously phased right through SpongeBob.
Squidward: What the...
SpongeBob: (voice echoing heavily) Hi, Squidward! Hi, Squidward! Hi, Squidward!
He circled in the air, leaving onion skin traces behind him.
Squidward: AAAAHHHH!!!!
He slammed the door shut. He backed away slowly, dashed off, and came back and boarded up the door. He now looked slightly crazy like in Squid's Day Off.
Squidward: I'm sure that was just nothing! I'm just seeing things...
He walked over to his fridge, nervous.
Squidward: I'd better just relax and finish that pickle sub in the fridge.
When he opened the fridge, a bunch of Krabby Patties fell out. A cut turned the scene into Squidward opening the door of the Patty Vault in the back of the kitchen.
Squidward: Huh?!
The patties eventually drowned him until he ended up in front of the grill with a spatula and his KK hat.
SpongeBob: (imitating Squidward's voice) Squidward!
Squidward: Huh?
SpongeBob popped in from the window. He was bleu with a round head and a nose like Squidward's. He was also wearing Squidward's shirt like he did in The Paper.
SpongeBob: Squidward! Two Krabby Patties on the double!
When we cut back to Squidward, he now looked exactly like SpongeBob was disguised as him in Opposite Day.
Squidward: (still in his normal voice) Two Krabby Patties coming up, Spongey Bo-Beanie! DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Squidward awoke on his couch.
Squidward: AAAAHHHHH!!!! ... Huh?
He looked around, and then started shivering and whimpering.
*Krabby Patties transition*
SpongeBob was sitting on a bus bench in Downtown Bikini Bottom. He was clearly depressed.
SpongeBob: *sigh*
Patrick walked over with what appeared to be a Battleship© station.
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Wanna go play JengaJams(c?)?
SpongeBob: Patrick, there is no such game as "JengaJams".
Patrick: Really? (looks behind him) Stupid toaster.
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: (holds out some marbles) Well, how about marbles instead? I get the brown marbles, and you get the purple. No, wait.
He started pointing and mouthing words, clearly dechipering the seemingly-endless ways of abstract marbles.
Patrick: Okay, I get blue and you get brown!
SpongeBob: No thanks, Patrick. (looking down) I'm not in the mood right now.
Patrick: (sits down) Something wrong, buddy? (puts his arm around SpongeBob) Why don't you tell me all about it.
SpongeBob: Well, I went over to Squidward's to ask if he wanted to play marbles...
Patrick: You didn't start him off with the red marbles, did you?
SpongeBob: Well, not exactly. You see, he yelled so loud (takes out Wally) that this walnut fell out of my ear.
Patrick: Hey, it's Wally!
SpongeBob: And then, he started yelling at me and... and... Patrick, do you think that, all these years, we've been a bit of a nuisance to Squidward? Bothering him day in and day out and... such?
Patrick: (scoffs) What, are you kidding?! Squidward loves our company! Why, remember that time when we took him jellyfishing and he got stung really badly and... got really mad at us... Bad example! How about the time when we drove that weird lady out of his house and he started... chasing us with... the bulldozer? Um... No, no, wait! Remember when we started the Good Neighbors Lodge and made him the President? And then he yelled at us and... called us the worst neighbors in history... and stomped on... our fezzes... Um... Oh.
*long pause*
Patrick: (getting up) I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON‼
He then ran into a passing bus crying.
Patrick: (grabbing Bus Driver Gil from Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie! by his shirt) Take me as far away from my terrible life as you can‼
Bus Driver Gil: You got it, pal.
SpongeBob: *long sigh*
A split-screen appeared between SpongeBob and Squidward.
SpongeBob and Squidward both: I think I need professional help.
*BTTNS*
Next scene name: Professional Help?
Scene name: Squid in Distress, and Sponge in Distress
Squidward awoke the next morning, clearly having not recieved all 40 of his winks. His eyes were bloodshot and he had bags.
Squidward: *groaning*
He put on his shirt over his pajama shirt and then ate his hat off.
Squidward: (mumbling) F...F-Zero...GX...
He walked into the kitchen and put a slice of bread on his plate... and then ate the plate.
Squidward: Mmm... good toast...
He walked into the living room. He shook his head.
Squidward: Man, I really need to get out of the house.
He walked to the front door. When he opened it, SpongeBob was standing there, looking happy and cheerful.
SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward!
Squidward: Agh! SpongeBob, get out of my way!
He tried to push SpongeBob aside, but his hand mysteriously phased right through SpongeBob.
Squidward: What the...
SpongeBob: (voice echoing heavily) Hi, Squidward! Hi, Squidward! Hi, Squidward!
He circled in the air, leaving onion skin traces behind him.
Squidward: AAAAHHHH!!!!
He slammed the door shut. He backed away slowly, dashed off, and came back and boarded up the door. He now looked slightly crazy like in Squid's Day Off.
Squidward: I'm sure that was just nothing! I'm just seeing things...
He walked over to his fridge, nervous.
Squidward: I'd better just relax and finish that pickle sub in the fridge.
When he opened the fridge, a bunch of Krabby Patties fell out. A cut turned the scene into Squidward opening the door of the Patty Vault in the back of the kitchen.
Squidward: Huh?!
The patties eventually drowned him until he ended up in front of the grill with a spatula and his KK hat.
SpongeBob: (imitating Squidward's voice) Squidward!
Squidward: Huh?
SpongeBob popped in from the window. He was bleu with a round head and a nose like Squidward's. He was also wearing Squidward's shirt like he did in The Paper.
SpongeBob: Squidward! Two Krabby Patties on the double!
When we cut back to Squidward, he now looked exactly like SpongeBob was disguised as him in Opposite Day.
Squidward: (still in his normal voice) Two Krabby Patties coming up, Spongey Bo-Beanie! DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Squidward awoke on his couch.
Squidward: AAAAHHHHH!!!! ... Huh?
He looked around, and then started shivering and whimpering.
*Krabby Patties transition*
SpongeBob was sitting on a bus bench in Downtown Bikini Bottom. He was clearly depressed.
SpongeBob: *sigh*
Patrick walked over with what appeared to be a Battleship© station.
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Wanna go play JengaJams(c?)?
SpongeBob: Patrick, there is no such game as "JengaJams".
Patrick: Really? (looks behind him) Stupid toaster.
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: (holds out some marbles) Well, how about marbles instead? I get the brown marbles, and you get the purple. No, wait.
He started pointing and mouthing words, clearly dechipering the seemingly-endless ways of abstract marbles.
Patrick: Okay, I get blue and you get brown!
SpongeBob: No thanks, Patrick. (looking down) I'm not in the mood right now.
Patrick: (sits down) Something wrong, buddy? (puts his arm around SpongeBob) Why don't you tell me all about it.
SpongeBob: Well, I went over to Squidward's to ask if he wanted to play marbles...
Patrick: You didn't start him off with the red marbles, did you?
SpongeBob: Well, not exactly. You see, he yelled so loud (takes out Wally) that this walnut fell out of my ear.
Patrick: Hey, it's Wally!
SpongeBob: And then, he started yelling at me and... and... Patrick, do you think that, all these years, we've been a bit of a nuisance to Squidward? Bothering him day in and day out and... such?
Patrick: (scoffs) What, are you kidding?! Squidward loves our company! Why, remember that time when we took him jellyfishing and he got stung really badly and... got really mad at us... Bad example! How about the time when we drove that weird lady out of his house and he started... chasing us with... the bulldozer? Um... No, no, wait! Remember when we started the Good Neighbors Lodge and made him the President? And then he yelled at us and... called us the worst neighbors in history... and stomped on... our fezzes... Um... Oh.
*long pause*
Patrick: (getting up) I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON‼
He then ran into a passing bus crying.
Patrick: (grabbing Bus Driver Gil from Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie! by his shirt) Take me as far away from my terrible life as you can‼
Bus Driver Gil: You got it, pal.
SpongeBob: *long sigh*
A split-screen appeared between SpongeBob and Squidward.
SpongeBob and Squidward both: I think I need professional help.
*BTTNS*
Next scene name: Professional Help?
SpOnGeFaN818
Wumbologist
Wow, very well done scene. Great mix of comedy and heart.
1985
Giant Clam
..is that what I think it is?