Blue's Clues: Look! A Clue! (REALSUBJECTPASTA)

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Let's face it. Blue's Clues is just impossible to hate. The thought of a looney man who can't get everyday-things done right and needs the help of a dog is pretty awesome. Well, from what I've heard, there's an episode titled "Look! A Clue!", which is also a quote from nearly every episode from the show. This episode isn't that innocent. I've talked to Traci Paige Johnson, and Steven Burns, and I got quite a bit of info out of them. But I was puzzled on the plot. Both gave me different info on that. Traci said the episode was about Blue leaving clues implying that he wants Steve to die, while Steven said the episode was about Blue being missing, leaving clues that he's dead, all the way to Steve finding his body, and holding a funeral for him. I am puzzled on this. So, I ask you internet, what do you think is the actual plot, I need the truth. So this has been my shortest and first REALSUBJECTPASTA to date. RSF2pastas.
 
One day when I was six years old, I was at home, sitting on my beanbag, when Blues Clues came on the television set shortly after the last lines of the Sesame Street theme rung out. But something was different about the dog. He wasn't blue anymore, he was a dark crimson-grey, and Steve had a scar just under his right eye which I haven't seen before or since. It was tinged blue, the colour Blue used to be, and as Blue up characteristically leapt on Steve as Steve screamed his lungs out, my mother came over and flipped the set off and asked me to help her make my breakfast. To this day I have tried watching the show again to see this rare, possibly imagined show, but I have never succeeded. Perhaps I was hallucinating, but one day I hope to get a case of de ja vu, so I can suffer this again... and again... and again.
 
You know this fails when you get Blue's gender wrong. :Facepalm:

She's a GIRL.
 
There once was a very old man watching Blues Clues. Soon after, he died.
CREEPYPASTA.
 
E.V.I.L said:
You know this fails when you get Blue's gender wrong. :Facepalm:

She's a GIRL.
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What?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NO! At least that was never my interpretation of it...

*Gasp* I NEVER knew that. So Magenta isn't Blue's girlfriend?
 
DiabolicalGenius said:
What?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NO! At least that was never my interpretation of it...

*Gasp* I NEVER knew that. So Magenta isn't Blue's girlfriend?
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No, Magenta is Blue's best friend! SHE IS ALSO A GIRL.
 
RandomSpongebobFan said:
Let's face it. Blue's Clues is just impossible to hate. The thought of a looney man who can't get everyday-things done right and needs the help of a dog is pretty awesome. Well, from what I've heard, there's an episode titled "Look! A Clue!", which is also a quote from nearly every episode from the show. This episode isn't that innocent. I've talked to Traci Paige Johnson, and Steven Burns, and I got quite a bit of info out of them. But I was puzzled on the plot. Both gave me different info on that. Traci said the episode was about Blue leaving clues implying that he wants Steve to die, while Steven said the episode was about Blue being missing, leaving clues that he's dead, all the way to Steve finding his body, and holding a funeral for him. I am puzzled on this. So, I ask you internet, what do you think is the actual plot, I need the truth. So this has been my shortest and first REALSUBJECTPASTA to date. RSF2pastas.
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i liked steve more the new guy sucked i stopped watching blues clues when the new guy came along.
 
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