A Very Spongey Christmas

[Stinkoman 20X6]

The Postman's Dorky Hat

It was an early December morning in Bikini Bottom. People were wearing sweaters all over town. The last bristles were peeling off of the coral trees, and a strong autumn wind was blowing. Clouds partly surrounded the sun as it shone on Bikini Bottom.

Inside our little yellow friend's house, Stevie was waking up in his bed. He opened up his bedroom-cage in the basement and walked up the stairs. He was suprised to see red and green decorative wallpaper everywhere. SpongeBob and Patrick were in the upstairs hallway. Patrick was balancing on SpongeBob's head while holding a string of glass ornaments.

SpongeBob: Patrick, can you please hurry up? Your overweight legs are crushing my noggin!
Patrick: Hang on, SpongeBob, I'm almost there! And stop wiggling around like that! You're gonna make me fall off!
Stevie: (walking over to them) Um, dare I ask but...
SpongeBob: Stevie! I was wondering when you would wake up. If you don't mind, can you please get the mail for us? Patrick and I are kinda occupied here.
Patrick: Do you think you can stand on your tippy-toes there, SpongeBob?
Stevie: Uh sure, no prob.

He walked downstairs to go outside and get the mail.

SpongeBob: (standing on tippy-toes) Hey, Patrick, next time, do my skull a favor and go on a diet!
Patrick: You don't even have a skull.

Stevie walked outside with his scarf and inspected the mailbox. It was empty.

Stevie: Huh, where's the mailman?
Postman: Hang on, kid. Here's your mail.

The postman was wearing a traditional santa hat with a little jingle bell on its tip. No-Name couldn't help but snicker.

Postman: Uh, dare I ask what's so funny?
Stevie: What's with the new taste in headwear? What, you postman hat wasn't dorky enough?
Postman: I will have you know that every holiday season, my family takes tradition in wearing these Christmas hats.
Stevie: (scratching his head) Christmas who?

The postman just stared at Stevie with wide eyes for a few seconds before finally responding.

Postman: You're weird.

And with that, he walked off to deliver mail to Squidward's house. Stevie walked back inside with the mail, curious to know more about the postman's strange words of "Christmas hats".

End of Scene One

Next Scene: What Are You Guys Doing?

 

[SpongeAngl]

great start! It was pretty funny.

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

Yeah, I like it

 

[patrick2403]

Really awesome job, PokeDouglas!

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Next scene coming up Thursday or Friday.

 

[SpongeyKing]

The Jelly fish Is Not No Name It Is Friend First Spongebob Called It No Name Then He Named It Friend

But I Still Like Your Story.

 

[Mothra]

The Jelly fish Is Not No Name It Is Friend First Spongebob Called It No Name Then He Named It Friend

But I Still Like Your Story.

No...it's Doug's version of No Name....and Doug's version of No Name is still No Name.

 

[Patron3000]

I like Christmas stories... meaning I like this fanfic :)

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

I like it too

 

[patrick2403]

Christmas stories are cool. I'm looking forward to the next part.

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

I bet he'll do it today

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

I bet he'll do it today

Then you owe whoever you bet fifty bucks. :tongue:

Next scene will be up tomorrow, when it'll offically be December.

 

[Patron3000]

I bet he'll do it today

Then you owe whoever you bet fifty bucks. :tongue:

Next scene will be up tomorrow, when it'll offically be December.

Ah, good timing.

 

[patrick2403]

Great, PokeDouglas! Can't wait.

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

I can't wait either

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Good, cause here's the next scene!

What Are You Guys Doing?

Stevie walked back into the decorative house with the mail. It was only now that he noticed a plate of cookies and a glass of milk sitting on the nightstand.

Stevie: This is peculiar. Why would they leave cookies and milk just sitting there on the nightstand? Betcha it's my breakfast.

He devoured the plate of cookies in one bite (yes, he ate the plate too) and the glass of milk in one sip. Then he went upstairs, to where SpongeBob and Patrick were still attempting to hang ornaments.

Patrick: I thought I asked you to stop moving around, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Just hang the stupid ornaments before I go Mothra on you!
Stevie: Dare I ask, but what are you guys doing? Why the heck are you stringing little glass balls to the walls?
SpongeBob: We're hanging them up for Christmas, Stevie.
Stevie: Christmas? Is she like a friend or something?

Patrick gasped in a sudden outburst, which caused SpongeBob to lose balance and fall.

SpongeBob: (falling) Free bird!
Patrick: (fallng) Lucy, I'm home! (after falling) I still can't believe you've never heard of the joyous day of the year!
SpongeBob: Patrick, Stevie was mind-manipulated only two months ago. This is like the very first Christmas to him!
Stevie: Family relative? New Dish-nee and Pics-arr movie? Card game?
Patrick: Stevie, I know a little song that'll answer your questions. (singing) Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man? Do you know the Muffin Man, he lives on Drury...
SpongeBob: Uh, wrong song, Patrick.
Patrick: Oh, sorry.
SpongeBob: Fear not, Stevie, as I know a song that will teach you about the legendairy Christmas!

Then he pulled the edge of the screen, revealing the next scene.

End of Scene One

Next Scene: The Very First Christmas to Me!

 

[patrick2403]

Really nice! I like it.

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Next scene will be up tomorrow. Garanteed!

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Here's a song you all probably know. All I did was add Stevie to it, tie in the subplot of Squidward hibernating for the holiday, and put in a few additional lyrics to make it more lively.

And yes, sukhdev, I am aware that SpongeBob renammed him "Friend". But, No-Name's a bit catchier of a name, don't you think? Sounds a lot better then Friend.

By the way, when you see lyrics without me saying who's singing it, that means Sponge, Pat, and Stevie are singing together.

Thanks to SBM for song lyrics.

The Very First Christmas to Me!

We see our trio chopping a coral tree. SpongeBob's tie was now replaced by a green and red-striped scarf. Patrick was wearing his sweater from My Pretty Seahorse. Stevie's tie was replaced with a string necklace with a jingle bell on it. Sponge and Pat sang while Stevie just chopped along with them.

It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average, everyday!

Squidward: (wearing sweater while fluffing pillows for some reason) Sound like someone felled my new coral tree! (sticks head out window) SpongeBob, Patrick, Stevie, why'd you do this?

The world feels like it's in loverly...

Squidward: (dumping out garbage) Go away before I harm you bodily!
Stevie: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!

Now we see a whole montage with all three of them singing.

There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow...

SpongeBob: Hey, you guys, who's that under the mistletoe?
Squidward: What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go! (runs away)
Plankton: People seem a little more brotherly...
Mr. Krabs: (pulls out fruitcake) Here's a little something to you from me...

Plankton tossed the fruitcake into the garbage can filled with fruitcakes.

Stevie: Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly!
Gary: Meow.

This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!

Sandy: (setting up tree) I've got my tree up for the night! I still remember the first night!
Larry: I'm closing up Goo Lagoon! We should all be under the moon!
Squidward: (in bed, wearing pajamas) I'm hibernating for the night! Don't bother me and come over! (pulls covers over head)
Stevie: (dancing around outside) This is my very first Christmas! All the night is filled with gliss! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

He busted into Squidward's door la-la-ing, waking up Squidward.

Squidward: (at front door) What do you want? Can't you see that I'm sleepy?

Step outside, we've got something for you to see!

Squidward: (looking at decorations) Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!

Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree!

Citizens of Bikini Bottom: Tonight things are as good as they seem to be!
Patrick: A star on top will complete all the scenery!

This Christmas feels like...

Stevie: ...the very first Christmas to me! Da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!

We pan over to Squidward's bedroom window, where Squidward is watching from in bed.

This Christmas feels like...

Stevie: ...the very first Christmas to me!

Squidward, irritated, pulled down the curtains and went back to sleep.

End of Scene Three

Next Scene: The First Snow!

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Hello? :(

The First Snow

SpongeBob walked onto an open field in front of the Krusty Krab, holding the contraption from Christmas Who. He placed it onto the ground and plugged it into a Game Lad Power Wireless Adaptor. It started up.

SpongeBob: (with Patrick, whispering to himself) Can't believe we get to use this thing again. (to everyone in Bikini Bottom) Okay, everyone, the GLP adaptor can only keep this baby running for about half an hour, so write those Christmas letters to Santa fast!

Everyone dashed back home and started writing. In less then four minutes, a line had formed in front of the machine. They all shot up their letters to Santa one by one.

Larry: I wished for more muscles!
Mrs. Puff: A new sun hat!
Mr. Krabs: Money...
Sandy: A new pet worm to love and care!
Plankton: The Chum Bucket Mega Bucket will be mine!
SpongeBob: Okay...what'd you wish for, Patrick?
Patrick: I couldn' think of anything I wanted, so I just wished for a little pebble.

Then Stevie ran to them, frantic.

Stevie: Guys, guys! We gotta take cover! Look up there!

Little white particles were raining down the sky.

Stevie: Little white aliens! Millions of them! It's an invasion! They've all come to suck out our brains and feed our tiny amounts of brain cells to starving cows!
Patrick: Stevie, did you take your medicine this morning?
Stevie: Maybe.
SpongeBob: Stevie, it's just snow.
Stevie: Snow?
SpongeBob: Yeah, snow. Little drops of rain frozen into ice crystals. Anyways, what did you wish for?
Stevie: A pet snail!
Patrick: A pet snail? What about Gary?
Gary: Meow.
Stevie: Yeah, Gary was nice and all, but I want a pet snail to truly call my own! I'm gonna name him Jerry.
SpongeBob: What if it's a girl?
Stevie: Huh, I never thought about that. I'll have to come back to you on that one.
SpongeBob: (as Stevie walks away) Okay, everyone, the big day is in fourteen days, so let the festivites begin!
Citizens: Yay!
Squidward: (watching from bedroom window) Bah humbug. (pulls covers over head)

End of Scene Four

Next Scene: The Festivites!