Cartoon Network A Never-Ending Wile E. Coyote Cartoon

[Yoshi]

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1. No posting twice unless no one has posted in two weeks or longer.
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3. Nothing inappropriate.

I have my own rules to my gags. You may break someone else's rules:

1. No gags with overly long setups.

I'll start with the chase scene.

Wile E. is chasing Road Runner. He is about to catch him when he accidentally runs out of the format. So does Road Runner. Wile E. realizes that he's in black. So he runs back into the cartoon. Or at least he tries to. It catapults him into real life and back into the cartoon. Road Runner says "Beep beep!" and runs farther into the format.

 

[Yoshi]

It has been two weeks, time for another gag.

Wile E. Coyote is about to use an "X-Men Machine". Now he can shapeshifter. He attempts to shapeshift into Flash, but shapeshifts into steak instead, resulting in a Burmese Tiger mauling him and throwing him into the Great Lakes, where he shapeshifts back...without muscles. He flies into Louisana, which is in a giant tornado. He shapeshifts into a time bomb and explodes, then ends up falling out, where he flies off a cliff.

 

[Yoshi]

Again...

Wile E. tries again with the shapeshifting. He shapeshifts into a boulder, but he's heavy enough to make the part of the cliff he's on fall off. He SUDDENLEY shapeshifts into a bird, which he uses to fly up to space...only to suddenley lose his powers and turn back into a coyote. He lands so hard he causes a bottomless pit which he falls back, in China. He goes through. He gets bonked on the head, then goes through that again. Off-screen. He got hit by a meteor. This happens off-screen with the meteor again. The gag ends before it is shown how much times this happens.

 

[Tacomaster]

Wile E does the painted tunnel schtick, and Road Runner runs through it. Wile E chases after him, runs through the painted tunnel, and winds up in the city!

 

[Yoshi]

The Coyote tries getting the appetizer from the SpongeBob dimension, but in-universe, he's so small Plankton crushes him.

 

[Yoshi]

Revival alert!

Wile E. Coyote tries using a car to run over the Road Runner. However, at a cliff, it runs out of gas, on fly mode too, and BOOM!

 

[Yoshi]

After a long hiatus, we're back!

Wile E. tries an Acme Artifical Tasmanian Devil. He disguises himself as a sheepdog because devil's eat coyotes, and when he comes out...he eats the Coyote anyway.

 

[Tacomaster]

Wile E tries to cross the road to nab the Runner, only to get run over by… a hot rod convertible and another Road Runner, looking to mingle with the main Runner! The OG Runner refuses the new one’s advances while Wile E tries to pry himself out from under the car. Then the new romantic Road Runner gives up and drives off, flattening Wile E in the process!

 

[Yoshi]

Wile E. uses a lightsaber. When he uses it...it slices everything except the Road Runner, including the world himself. Meaning every single thing above Wile E. Coyote crushes him.

 

[Tacomaster]

Wile E tries the painted tunnel schtick again. Road Runner runs through the painting, but ends up stuck in it! Wile E tries to run through to catch the bird… and, in true painted tunnel fashion, bangs himself on the rock instead.