Name: Although many of you already know my real first name, for those who don\'t, last year I promised to post it this year, so here it is... Parker. (Yeah, you heard that right, do you have a problem with that?!)
Age: 15 (soon to be 16, in June)
Gender: Um, male.
City or State: Los Angeles, California; and yes, I love Boston, Massachusetts enough to list it as a second hometown even though I'm only there in the summer.

Favorite SB episode: Let's go with Party Pooper Pants.
Favorite SB character: SpongeBob
Favorite song: Recently, this one.
Favorite movie: Wow, too many to pick. Since this'll probably change from year to year, this time we'll opt for Akeelah and the Bee.
Favorite movie genre: A mix of comedy and drama--depends on my mood.
Favorite book: Recently, A Catcher in the Rye, but, more generally, pretty much anything wirtten by this guy.
Favorite TV Genre: Drama movies? Yes. Drama TV shows? No. Comedy.
Favorite (not spongebob) TV Show: Again, this is a tough slot to fill, there are quite a few candidates I could list. Well, even though it's tacky, could use a couple better writers, airs on SB's rival network, and I'll get smashed in the head with bowling balls for even MENTIONING it, I'll say it anyway: Wizards of Waverly Place.
Favorite (not spongebob) cartoon: AGAIN, tough one. Why do you guys make these so hard?! It got canceled two years ago and doesn't even air anymore, but I'll still put Camp Lazlo.
Favorite band/artist: Let's list a couple names that won't bring out the watermelon-smashers: 3 Doors Down and Nickelback.
Favorite actor: Robin Williams
Favorite actress: Too close to pick; what ssj said.
Favorite food: Double-decker sandwich with four kinds of meat (ham, turkey, bologna, and bacon, in that order), no cheese, extra pickles, extra mustard, and with those little toothpick things down the middle.
Favorite snackfood: Graham crackers/applesauce/Hershey bars/milk (every night at 11 for years now.)
Favorite sport: Baseball, duh... did you forget who I was for a minute or something?
Favorite store: STORE? Um... Target?
Favorite vacation spot: Top 3: Boston , Yosemite N.P., and San Luis Obispo (where I was just recently) in that order.
Favorite quote: Can't tell if this is supposed to be an SB quote or by someone else. But it wasn't grouped with other SB related info, so here's a non-SB one. "Things are more like the way they are now then they ever were before." -Dwight D. Eisenhower
Favorite website: SBM aside, Youtube.
Favorite color: BLUE
Favorite videogame: MVP Baseball 2004.
Favorite pasttime: Writing
A word or phrase that describes you best? Inquisitive. Thoughtful. Open-minded. Quick as a whip. (So quick that I just noticed that ssj broke his own rule and left out one of these categories. ) Fidgety at times (actually, all the time). Oh, and, take this to bank-- when I get my license, have a Red Sox decal in the back window if you're planning on cutting me off.