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The Very First Christmas

It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday
Not your normal, average, everyday
Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me
The world feels like it's in loverly
Go away before I harm you bodily
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me

There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe
What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go

People seem a little more brotherly
Here's a special something to you from me
Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la

What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy
Step outside, we've got something for you to see
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree

Tonight things are as good as they seem to be
A star on top will complete all the scenery
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me