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I'm not really that active at posting but I do read threads a lot, usually in the SpongeBob SquarePants section.


Some of my favourite SpongeBob moments:

  • "The sponge will crack like an egg, and I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche! [slopping sounds]" [Fear of a Krabby Patty]
  • -"What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?" -"I know! Two giant paint bubbles!" [Wet Painters]
  • "Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!" [Wishing You Well]
  • "One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...anyway, and then he told us, If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true." [F.U.N.]
  • "...10." [The Lost Mattress]
  • "Are you Squidward? That's okay, take your time." [Squidville]
  • -"It's not like this could get any worse." -"Nonsense! [starts pumping bubble]" [Wet Painters]
  • "Touch." "Touch." "Wait! I have to touch you!" [I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]
  • "8:00am: Wake up Patrick, 9:00am: Eat Kelpo with Patrick, 10:00am: Brush Teeth with Patrick, 1:00pm: Stare at Patrick! [That's No Lady]
  • Wow. I've never seen so many manly naval men. So tough, so brave, so......clever! [Shell of a Man]
  • "One of everything!? I love Bubble Buddy!" [Bubble Buddy]
  • "Because... it's an art collection! Ga ha ha ha ha!" [Artist Unknown]
  • "More like... belongs in the trash! Ga ha ha ha ha!" [Artist Unknown]
  • "Oh my gosh! A floating shopping list!" [One Krabs Trash]
  • "It might as well be... 500 CHALLENGES!" [Neptune's Spatula]
  • "Without further ado, please welcome SpongeBob SquarePants. [shows empty spotlight] Without further ado, please welcome SpongeBob SquarePants. [shows empty spotlight]" [Truth or Square]
  • The whole "That's not my wallet" scene [Mermaid and Barnacle Boy III]
  • "SpongeBob betrayed us!!" [The Sponge Who Could Fly]
  • "You can have it." [Walking Small]
  • "...Hey, punk!" [Life of Crime]
  • "Do you want to take a hike with me?" [Walking Small]
  • "Hey, go check in that ditch!" ... "Did you see that, Plankton? That guy found some buried treasure!" [Walking Small]
  • "Put me in the brig, I don't mind!" [Sandy's Rocket]
  • "Hey, I'm gonna tie your... shoe if you don't give that back!" ... "It's alright Plankton, he's wearing sandals." [Walking Small]
  • When Mr. Krabs wakes up SpongeBob and he suddenly starts jabbing the air and making strange sounds [Fear of a Krabby Patty]
  • "But what about airline food?" [Walking Small]
  • "I AM a level 10 wizard!" [Hocus Pocus]
  • -"Wait a minute... WAIT A MINUTE! SPONGEBOB!" -"Yeah?" -"Make mine a chocolate!" [The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]
  • "I know. Walk in and ask him for it." [The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]
  • "They're saying 'squidward and spongebob, squidward and spongebob'" [Hello Bikini Bottom]
  • -"You didn't tell me everyone would leave." -" :P Oops." [Walking Small]
  • "It's the best friends forever, best friends forever, RING!" [Secret Box]
  • "You used me... for land development! That wasn't very nice..." [Walking Small]


do you actually like lazytown?: i started watching it as a joke after the memes but i ended up actually finding it funny and enjoyable with entertaining catchy songs so yes i do like it


Season 1 > Season 2 > Season 3 > Season 4 > Season 5 > Season 6 > Season 10 (so far) > Season 9 > Season 7 > Season 8






My Top Ten Favourite SpongeBob Episodes

  1. Wet Painters
  2. Walking Small
  3. Fear of a Krabby Patty
  4. Snowball Effect
  5. Hall Monitor
  6. Bubblestand
  7. Arrgh!
  8. Have You Seen This Snail?
  9. Patrick SmartPants
  10. Sandy's Rocket

My Top Five Favourite SpongeBob Characters

  1. SpongeBob
  2. Squidward
  3. Patchy
  4. Plankton
  5. Patrick

My Top Ten Favourite SpongeBob Songs

  1. Ocean Man
  2. Gary Come Home
  3. This Grill is Not a Home
  4. The Wishing Well Song
  5. Sweet Victory
  6. Never Give Up
  7. The Very First Christmas
  8. A Day Like This
  9. The F.U.N. Song
  10. Teamwork

SpongeBob Ships


OTP = SquidBob :P


My Top Five Favourite SBM Emotes

  1. :withasmile:
  2. :nards:
  3. :wut:
  4. :patgross:
  5. :squidwhoo:

My Top Ten Favourite Simpsons Episodes

  1. Marge Be Not Proud
  2. Homer's Enemy
  3. Lost Our Lisa
  4. Lisa's Substitute
  5. Lisa's Sax
  6. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  7. Mother Simpson
  8. Bart Gets an F
  9. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Bad*** Song
  10. Life on the Fast Lane

My Favourite Video Game Franchises

  • Mario 3D/2D Platformers + Kart
  • LittleBigPlanet
  • WarioWare
  • Animal Crossing
  • Ape Escape (they totally need to make a fourth one)
  • Spyro the Dragon
  • Tomodachi Life (dunno if that really counts as a 'franchise' though - only one of the games was released in the UK)
  • Scribblenaughts
  • PaRappa The Rapper/Um Jammer Lammy

My Three Favourite Cartoons

  • SpongeBob SquarePants
  • The Simpsons
  • Gravity Falls

My Top Five LazyTown songs

  • Go Step Go
  • Always A Way
  • Anything Can Happen
  • Galaxy
  • Playing On The Playground

My Top Five LazyTown episodes

  1. Dancing Dreams
  2. Ziggy's Alien
  3. Haunted Castle
  4. Prince Stingy
  5. Remote Control

Pet Peeves/First World Problems (ranked from biggest to smallest)

  • Homophobia and similar stuffs
  • Fellow Brits using words like "couch", "garbage" and "candy"
  • When you've nearly finished washing the dishes but then someone adds another dish to the pile
  • When the outlines in a cartoon are too thin




Deep, Deep Trouble


Deep, Deep Trouble

??? - 10th December 2014, 1st January 2015 - 23rd September 2016




Too bright.

10th December 2014 - 1st January 2015, 20th December 2016 - 30th December 2016


Lisa's Saxophone (Separate Vocations)


May your new avatar bring you years of- 'D'oh'!

23rd September 2016 - 5th October 2016, 1st November 2016 - 20th December 2016, 30th December 2016 - 11th February 2017, 6th March 2017 - CURRENT


Halloween of Horror


But the car's okay.

5th October 2016 - 1st November 2016


Stephanie plays video games


rare image of leaked playstation 5 controller

11th February 2017 - 6th March 2017





Deep, Deep Trouble 1


??? - 2016


Deep, Deep Trouble 2


2016 - 23rd September 2016


Lisa's Saxophone (Separate Vocations)


23rd September 2016 - CURRENT


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  • Birthday April 22, 2002
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    Old Man Jenkins, SpongeBob, Squidward, Patchy
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    Wet Painters
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