All 357 episodes of SpongeBob I watched, ranked from worst to best

1033Forest

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I am ranking all 357 episode segments of this show that I have watched before my cable went out, and summing them up in a few sentences. I will post a new post once I can think of a rating for 7 episodes.

357-307: Terrible episodes (Black)
306-256: Bad episodes (Red)
255-205: Poor episodes (Orange)
204-154: Average, "meh" episodes (Yellow)
153-103: Good episodes (Green)
102-52: Great episodes (Blue)
51-1: Awesome episodes (Purple)

357. SpongeBob You're Fired (Season 9)
Terrible episode, Mr. Krabs fired SpongeBob all over just saving a nickel, and the ending was making people forced to pay for using a toilet just to get that nickel back. This was also unfortunately the last episode I could watch before my cable went out. Very unfortunate since this was an episode not only hated by me, but a lot of other people. Avoid. 0/10.

356. Demolition Doofus (Season 8)
Another terrible episode, because Mrs. Puff was so angry at SpongeBob to the point of wanting to kill him. Not something that I would expect to see in a kids show like SpongeBob. 0/10.

355. A Pal For Gary (Season 7)
I used to not care for this episode, but now, I realize how mean SpongeBob is to Gary, and especially the details depicted of Puffy Fluffy which can be frightening for some younger viewers. Especially the part where Puffy Fluffy shows his 4 tube like tongues to the viewer. 0/10

354. The Splinter (season 6)
This episode was such a grossout, especially for younger kids watching the show. And especially the way Patrick attempted to try to "cure" it was not good in any way, Patrick's impersonation of a doctor was really bad in this one. That pus eruption was also a grossout. 0/10.

353. One Coarse Meal (season 7)
Even though I don't really like how Plankton is as a character and his evil personality, this is one of the episodes where I would have to feel sorry for him. Plankton got almost driven to suicide by getting scared by a whale, and in the end, he even asked SpongeBob to step on him as hard as he can, and I definitely agree with what SpongeBob said when he said that would go against his good nature. 0/10.

352. Little Yellow Book (Season 9)
In this episode, I hated Squidward because of how he embarrassed SpongeBob by reading his diary in front of a bunch of people and made SpongeBob cry. I think Squidward deserved to get hit by tomatoes at the end of this episode for the bad things he did, especially reading his secret personal diary. 0/10.

351. All That Glitters (Season 4)
Worst season 4 episode, mostly because half of the episode is SpongeBob crying over his broken spatula. The title was pretty misleading to me, because I thought it would be something about glitter, but no, they just had to choose the plot of SpongeBob breaking his spatula and crying over it. 0/10
 

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357-351. Yeah, me too. I hate them too. I hate SpongeBob, you're Fired, Little Yellow Book, The Splinter and All that Glitters the most. :patboo:
 

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So how much of the show did you see? Clearly you saw Season 1-9A, but did you see 9B, 10, or 11?

Also Little Yellow Book and All That Glitters listed but no Squid Baby or Pet or Pests :patboo:
 

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I couldn't watch 9B, 10, and 11 due to my cable going out in February 2014, just 2 weeks before It Came from Goo Lagoon came out. So I'm ranking everything I watched so far.

350. A Day Without Tears (season 7)
The second cryfest. I hated this episode, at the beginning, SpongeBob cried over small things. Later in the day, Squidward tries to make SpongeBob cry even though he wants to stay strong and not want to cry, by showing sad stories, finding a sad letter, seeing something really beautiful, etc. And the episode ends with SpongeBob flooding his tears everywhere, and then Squidward crying because SpongeBob won the bet. 0/10

349. Big Sister Sam (season 7)
Terrible episode, due to Patrick's sister Sam acting like a complete jerk. Sam destroyed houses, and even used parts of Squidward's house to decorate Patrick's rock. Also he gets mad over like really small things. When I was 11, my parents said this episode wasn't suitable for an age like that. 0/10

348. The Cent of Money (season 7)
I hate this episode due to Mr. Krabs stealing money from others, including an arcade place. SpongeBob got mad at Mr. Krabs for putting Gary through all that pain of stealing money, and at the end, all of their money, yes, their money that Mr. Krabs stole, looked like enough to pay for the hospital bill and damages. What a terrible episode! 0/10

347. Rule of Dumb (season 4)
After getting his crown, Patrick acted like a tyrant in this episode. Stole a fish's comic book collection, took someone's food, building a ferris wheel, and even having a line of people give Patrick their possessions. Being king is not about stealing everyone's stuff. 0/10.

346. Waiting (Season 5)
SpongeBob was mean to all his friends just because he was waiting for a toy to come in the mail and that he might miss the mailman if he does something outside while the mailman comes. SpongeBob, you could open the mailbox after you done your little "things" to see if the mailman put your package in the box! And after SpongeBob gets his toy and Patrick pushes down on it, SpongeBob puts the blame on Patrick for "breaking" it and then the ending turns into a cryfest. 0/10

345. Shellback Shenanigans (Season 7)
Plankton's plan was pretty evil, and even made SpongeBob think Gary was sick. Probably one of Plankton's worst plans yet. Especially that SpongeBob has put all the trouble of giving Gary a bath through Plankton, and was rushed to the hospital for thinking Gary was "sick" but really Plankton hid into Gary's shell and sent Gary on a vacation. At the end, the culprit was finally revealed to be Plankton. But whatever, this is a terrible episode and should be avoided. 0/10

344. Yours, Mine, and Mine (season 7)
I used to like this episode, but now, I realize how terrible it is and I hate this episode now. Patrick knows nothing about sharing, so he just keeps the toy to himself and doesn't let SpongeBob play with it at all. The moral of this episode was shown in a very negative way; Patrick pretty much stole the toy from SpongeBob and did not give it back to him at all. 0/10
 

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I have to say, I'm actually enjoying your list so far. It feels a lot more original compared to other lists. It's too bad you haven't seen any episodes from 2014-onwards however, because you're missing A LOT. I'll be checking this out.
 

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Curious to hear why Squid Baby and Pet or Pests haven't been listed. Those are my bottom 2 :P
 

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Not yet, I have everything up to 342 planned out so far. 341 and above, I'll have to think about.

Every 7 episodes I rank, I will post a new list
 

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There's actually over 400 episodes, I have them listed from Help Wanted-Life Insurance. Sure, there are still more episodes after these, but not enough to create another poll.

1-25
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54895-first-25/?p=1124503
26-50
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54901-26-50-scaredy-pants-wormy/?p=1124638
51-75
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54912-51-75-covering-episodes-from-patty-hype-sailor-mouth/?p=1124940
76-100
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54944-76-100-artist-unknown-the-krusty-krab-training-video/?p=1125552
101-125
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54945-101-125-party-pooper-pants-selling-out/?p=1125659
126-150
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55072-126-150-corrected-funny-pants-best-frenemies/?p=1128310
151-175
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55125-151-175-corrected-born-to-be-wild-sing-a-song-of-patrick/?p=1129088
176-200
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55214-176-200-corrected-a-flea-in-her-dome-nautical-novice/?p=1131339
201-225
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55234-the-real-201-225-spongicus-cephalopod-lodge/?p=1131890
226-250
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55306-226-250-squids-visit-greasy-buffoons/?p=1133613
251-275
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55389-251-275-model-sponge-the-great-patty-caper/?p=1135494
276-300
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55640-276-300-that-sinking-feeling-frozen-face-off/?p=1141681
301-325
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58541-301-325-squidwards-school-for-grownups-free-samples/?p=1232803
326-350
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58551-326-350-home-sweet-rubble-squid-defense/?p=1233324
351-375
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58561-351-375-jailbreak-evil-spatula/?p=1234137
376-400
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58571-376-400-two-thumbs-down-life-insurance/?p=1234414
 
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Zimmy11 said:
There's actually over 400 episodes, I have them listed from Help Wanted-Life Insurance. Sure, there are still more episodes after these, but not enough to create another poll.

1-25
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54895-first-25/?p=1124503
26-50
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54901-26-50-scaredy-pants-wormy/?p=1124638
51-75
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54912-51-75-covering-episodes-from-patty-hype-sailor-mouth/?p=1124940
76-100
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54944-76-100-artist-unknown-the-krusty-krab-training-video/?p=1125552
101-125
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54945-101-125-party-pooper-pants-selling-out/?p=1125659
126-150
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55072-126-150-corrected-funny-pants-best-frenemies/?p=1128310
151-175
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55125-151-175-corrected-born-to-be-wild-sing-a-song-of-patrick/?p=1129088
176-200
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55214-176-200-corrected-a-flea-in-her-dome-nautical-novice/?p=1131339
201-225
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55234-the-real-201-225-spongicus-cephalopod-lodge/?p=1131890
226-250
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55306-226-250-squids-visit-greasy-buffoons/?p=1133613
251-275
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55389-251-275-model-sponge-the-great-patty-caper/?p=1135494
276-300
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55640-276-300-that-sinking-feeling-frozen-face-off/?p=1141681
301-325
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58541-301-325-squidwards-school-for-grownups-free-samples/?p=1232803
326-350
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58551-326-350-home-sweet-rubble-squid-defense/?p=1233324
351-375
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58561-351-375-jailbreak-evil-spatula/?p=1234137
376-400
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58571-376-400-two-thumbs-down-life-insurance/?p=1234414
He's only listing the episodes he watched.
Hence the title: "All 357 episodes of SpongeBob I watched, ranked from worst to best"
 

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There's actually over 400 episodes, I have them listed from Help Wanted-Life Insurance. Sure, there are still more episodes after these, but not enough to create another poll.
1-25
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54895-first-25/?p=1124503
26-50
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54901-26-50-scaredy-pants-wormy/?p=1124638
51-75
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54912-51-75-covering-episodes-from-patty-hype-sailor-mouth/?p=1124940
76-100
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54944-76-100-artist-unknown-the-krusty-krab-training-video/?p=1125552
101-125
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/54945-101-125-party-pooper-pants-selling-out/?p=1125659
126-150
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55072-126-150-corrected-funny-pants-best-frenemies/?p=1128310
151-175
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55125-151-175-corrected-born-to-be-wild-sing-a-song-of-patrick/?p=1129088
176-200
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55214-176-200-corrected-a-flea-in-her-dome-nautical-novice/?p=1131339
201-225
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55234-the-real-201-225-spongicus-cephalopod-lodge/?p=1131890
226-250
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55306-226-250-squids-visit-greasy-buffoons/?p=1133613
251-275
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55389-251-275-model-sponge-the-great-patty-caper/?p=1135494
276-300
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/55640-276-300-that-sinking-feeling-frozen-face-off/?p=1141681
301-325
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58541-301-325-squidwards-school-for-grownups-free-samples/?p=1232803
326-350
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58551-326-350-home-sweet-rubble-squid-defense/?p=1233324
351-375
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58561-351-375-jailbreak-evil-spatula/?p=1234137
376-400
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/58571-376-400-two-thumbs-down-life-insurance/?p=1234414
That's because he said he hadn't seen anything since Spongebob You're Fired.
 

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imo there are way worse episodes than All That Glitters or Rule of Dumb. Not saying they're good but I can think of much worse eps to put at the bottom
but to each their own and cool list so far
 

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343. Bubble Troubles (Season 8)
The hot sauce bubbles idea is a stupid idea in the first place, and also, is bad for your eyes. Don't learn from them! Other than that terrible moment, the rest of the episode was just plain bad. 0.5/10

342. Pet Sitter Pat (Season 8)
I can't believe I used to like this episode back then. I see the ways Patrick tried to even abuse Gary with the flamethrower, and other mean things, and now this episode just plain sucks for me. 0.5/10

341. Squid Baby (Season 9)
This episode is another one of those Squidward tortures, where Squidward got hit many times causing him to act like a baby. Horrible and disgusting nowadays. 0.5/10

340. Tentacle-Vision (Season 7)
It was really bad having to go through and seeing Squidward's show being ruined. Just terrible, especially when not only SpongeBob and Patrick join in, but also the rest of the main character cast. Yet another one of those Squidward tortures... 0.5/10

339. Stuck in the Wringer (Season 7)
SpongeBob got stuck in a wringer, but Patrick just had to come and "help" in a really bad way by gluing him to the wringer so he could be stuck forever, and this even hindered the rest of the day, including his carnival trip and Krusty Krab workday! It hindered his day to the point he stayed up in his room watching TV, waiting for the TV to die out! The only thing that only kinda saved this from a 0 is the name of the carnival, Coral Carnival, and it being always there. 0.5/10

338. Cephalopod Lodge (Season 6)
Yet another one of those Squidward tortures. After Squidward got kicked out of the lodge, only SpongeBob and Patrick made it worse just by asking why he got kicked out, causing Squidward to never be allowed in the lodge again. And SpongeBob's club that he made up also had a terrible initiation: getting stung in the tongue by a jellyfish! SpongeBob and Patrick went in a sock to try to get Squidward back in the lodge at the end, but when it was revealed to be them, he got kicked out again. What a terrible ending. The only thing that kinda saved it from getting a complete 0, is that I liked the name of the club "Feather Friends". 0.5/10

337. What Ever Happened To SpongeBob? (Season 5)
I used to like this episode, but now, not really at all. All SpongeBob wanted to do was spend time with his friends, but instead, he ended up upsetting them just out of nothing and then they cruelly called him an "idiot boy" which made him move out of Bikini Bottom. Later, the characters realize they shouldn't have been mean, which caused the Krusty Krab to be closed due to not having a fry cook, and then they realize how much they miss him. Just, just not good. 0.5/10
 

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336. Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom (season 8)
The only good part about this episode is the smooth jazz music. Other than that, this episode was bad thanks to what Patrick did. 0.5/10

335. Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful (season 7)
Another Squidward torture, where Squidward constantly gets tickets while attempting to put out trash, and even puts out trash in weird ways and/or someone else's possessions. 0.5/10

334. The Card (season 6)
Another episode which shows Patrick doesn't want to share the card; he just keeps the card to himself and finally gives it to SpongeBob after eating burgers off it. Basically another example of Patrick being an idiot. 0.5/10

333. Choir Boys (season 6)
Another Squidward torture, where SpongeBob really wants to join the choir so he terrorizes Squidward over it whenever he gets on a bike, goes somewhere, etc. 0.5/10.

332. Trenchbillies (season 7)
I used to like this episode, but now, it's gone to the bottom for me. The only good thing about it is the title card song. The looks of these trenchbillies are pretty creepy, and also the things they do are quite creepy too, and the corn drink part was disgusting. 0.5/10

331. The Clash of Triton (season 6)
Thanks to the majority of events that happened throughout this episode, King Neptune nearly missed most of his 5000th birthday, SpongeBob brought Triton into this mess, Mr. Krabs doesn't want people to leave this audience, and many more! Bad special. 0.5/10.

330. Pet or Pests (season 6)
The worm scenes can be disgusting for some younger viewers. Even the parts where the worms squirt out green slime or whatever it is. Used to be good but I'm putting it to the bottom of my list due to disgusting scenes and many more. 1/10
 
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