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When I was in 1st grade, I had a huge crush on my teacher. She was quite the cutie. :wub: I wrote her love notes, and I made sure to let her know my feelings on nearly every writing assignment. :flower: She was a darling about the whole thing, leaving me smiley faces on my work, and generally taking the whole ordeal in stride. Looking back on it, however, I can't imagine the pain she must have been going through. After all, it was a public school, and my parents' taxes were helping to pay her salary. What could she have conceivably done? Of course I was abusing my power. But as a six-year-old kid, I couldn't help myself. She wore demure but very flattering clothes. I was a monster. Behind my innocent young eyes was a lust that could not be contained. :naughty:

In the immortal words of the venerable St. Augustine, I had entreated chastity of Thee and had prayed, "Grant me chastity and continence, but not yet." For I was afraid lest Thou shouldst hear me too soon, and too soon cure me of my disease of lust which I desired to have satisfied rather than extinguished. Behold, now let my heart confess to Thee what it was seeking there, when I was being gratuitously wanton, having no inducement to evil but the evil itself. It was foul, and I loved it. I loved my own undoing. I loved my error—not that for which I erred but the error itself. A depraved soul, falling away from security in thee to destruction in itself, seeking nothing from the shameful deed but shame itself. :paperbag:

Come at me, bro. :torch:

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Please note: I'm not making light of anyone who has legitimately suffered from abuse, physical or emotional. But I think the Barnum & Bailey manner in which the media (and thereby, the public) approaches the matter is damaging to both guilty and innocent parties alike.
 

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Katniss said:
I've definitely had crushes on teachers before :P I had a human communications professor my freshman year of college who was a total cutie. Definitely gave me motivation to go to his class haha.
Lol. :rofl2:

My high-school pre-calculus teacher looked very much like Lisa Kudrow. I was smitten. :wub:
 

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spongedude said:
Lol. :rofl2:

My high-school pre-calculus teacher looked very much like Lisa Kudrow. I was smitten. :wub:
No wonder you were smitten - Lisa was always beautiful in Friends!
(All the girls were, though - it was when they were young. Also, thanks for actually saying the name of a Friends actor, I just love that show. :thumb1:)
 

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