I lost my password, I need a new account
So anyway, last time a made a list of ridiculous SB scenes, today, I'm going to make another list in NO APPARENT ORDER about dirty jokes in SpongeBob. Likewise, It's Y7!
1 : "DON'T DROP THE SOAP"
SB : "Doubloons (brings some soap) Don't Drop em'" - Gary Takes A Bath-
This joke describes the biggest fear of prisoners in the US. If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you're in the perfect position to be raped! The term is usually used in humor.
BUT IN SB!! OH MY GOD!!! I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! You expect the kids to stay in front of the ::dolphin noise:: TV, just lying there without undertanding the joke. But what happened if a whole church saw it.
2 : "TIME OF THE MONTH"
Squidward : "No Mr. Krab, it's that time of the month" - Spy Buddies -
A pun on the saying 'that time of the month' referring to the menstrual cycle. Really Squid? Your jokin' aren't you Springer
3 : "UNDERWIRE BRA"
Mr. Krabs : "Ahhhh you got me! Well at least it's underwire." - The Algae's Always Greener -
Refers to the 'underwire' bra, which works like a pushup bra to enlarge and support cleavage. I need 2 years to understand condoms. now this came.
4 : "7 BAD WORDS"
Squidward : : " Don't you mean only 7?"
Mr. Krabs : "Not if you're a sailor ak ak ak ak." - Sailor Mouth -
Refers to 7 bad words you can never say on TV (George Carlin). Okay, I'll be honest. MY GRANDAD was a sailor. and when I asked him about this joke, he said something I'll never ever forget : "What's that you said little Shaqueel?" and I was like
5 : "SB + PS = CLAM"
Couple : "Thought Bubble" - Rock a bye Bivalve
Do I need to speak about this?
Edited by SpongeRoadie UK, 07 January 2012 - 12:00 AM.