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#1 SpongeRoadie UK

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Posted 06 January 2012 - 06:52 PM

IT'S ME SPONGEROAD UK !

I lost my password, I need a new account

So anyway, last time a made a list of ridiculous SB scenes, today, I'm going to make another list in NO APPARENT ORDER about dirty jokes in SpongeBob. Likewise, It's Y7!

1 : "DON'T DROP THE SOAP"

SB : "Doubloons (brings some soap) Don't Drop em'" - Gary Takes A Bath-
This joke describes the biggest fear of prisoners in the US. If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you're in the perfect position to be raped! The term is usually used in humor.
BUT IN SB!! OH MY GOD!!! I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! You expect the kids to stay in front of the ::dolphin noise:: TV, just lying there without undertanding the joke. But what happened if a whole church saw it.

2 : "TIME OF THE MONTH"

Squidward : "No Mr. Krab, it's that time of the month" - Spy Buddies -
A pun on the saying 'that time of the month' referring to the menstrual cycle. Really Squid? Your jokin' aren't you Springer

3 : "UNDERWIRE BRA"

Mr. Krabs : "Ahhhh you got me! Well at least it's underwire." - The Algae's Always Greener -
Refers to the 'underwire' bra, which works like a pushup bra to enlarge and support cleavage. I need 2 years to understand condoms. now this came.

4 : "7 BAD WORDS"

Squidward : : " Don't you mean only 7?"
Mr. Krabs : "Not if you're a sailor ak ak ak ak." - Sailor Mouth -
Refers to 7 bad words you can never say on TV (George Carlin). Okay, I'll be honest. MY GRANDAD was a sailor. and when I asked him about this joke, he said something I'll never ever forget : "What's that you said little Shaqueel?" and I was like :P

5 : "SB + PS = CLAM"

Couple : "Thought Bubble" - Rock a bye Bivalve
Do I need to speak about this?

Edited by SpongeRoadie UK, 07 January 2012 - 12:00 AM.


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Posted 06 January 2012 - 09:01 PM

I need 2 years to understand condoms. now this came.


You're sick

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Posted 06 January 2012 - 09:33 PM

One of the things i like about SB humor is that adult jokes are slipped in to a children's show. :magicwink: kudos to you SB writers!

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Posted 07 January 2012 - 06:22 AM

I especially like #3 and 5. Thought they were really funny!

:krabsx: Oh, you got me! Well, at least it's underwire. rofl!

Edited by thedirtybubble, 07 January 2012 - 06:23 AM.


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Posted 15 April 2012 - 09:05 AM

How about the time when spongebob said to patrick, "Your genius is showing" (::dolphin noise::) and patrick covered his private

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 09:24 AM

There's one in "Squidtastic Voyage". SpongeBob attempts to pull the Clarinet from Squidward's throat, but from the outside, a mother and her child can only hear strange noises, so she covers her child's ears and looks at Squidward's house in disgust.

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 10:53 AM

My favorite subliminal dirty joke was in "Mid-Life Crustacean" when SB, Pat, and Mr. Krabs walk into the laundromat and Krabs says "Any ::dolphin noise:: in this store?" and then realizes its a laundromat. In fact, that whole episode was filled with questionable content, most notably the "panty raid." I'm surprised an episode like "Gary Takes a Bath" was banned in some countries but this wasn't...lol but I love this episode.

Also, in "Fools in April" and the Christmas episode, there are subliminal messages that Squidward is a jack ::dolphin noise::! :xdmagic:

Edited by Ugly Barnacle, 15 April 2012 - 10:56 AM.


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Posted 20 January 2013 - 09:08 AM

What about:

Patrick: If I were a mom, this would be kind of shocking...... Just call me daddy!

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 04:25 PM

Spongebob: "Patrick, your genius is showing!"

Patrick: *covers crotch* "Where?"



#10 similemetaphor

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 12:20 AM

What about:

Patrick: If I were a mom, this would be kind of shocking...... Just call me daddy!

i don't get it... :P



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Posted 05 July 2013 - 10:46 PM

Dont forget about the episode SpongeGuard on Duty! :dts:

Patrick: Being  a lifeguard is so dumb. All they do is blow, blow, blow on there stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses, and show off their gross misshapen bodies!

Harold: Dude, put that thing away. There are like, children here.

:naughty:  :naughty:



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Posted 06 July 2013 - 06:36 AM

i find it difficult to comprehend that if you never lost your password, you would be called Road. 0_o



i find it difficult to comprehend that if you never lost your password, you would be called Road. 0_o



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Posted 06 July 2013 - 06:42 AM

What's a...

JK  :P



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Posted 06 July 2013 - 06:45 AM

What's a...

JK  :P

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 03:30 PM

Haha, I was so disturbed when I finally understood that "Don't drop 'em!" joke. It went right over my head when I was little!

 

What about in Christmas Who?, when they basically call Squidward a, um, "donkey" and they don't even try to be subtle about it? Even as a kid I knew what they meant. 

 

 



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Posted 06 July 2013 - 03:33 PM

What's so dirty about "Ten...cause we're really HUNGRY!'?



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Posted 06 July 2013 - 04:17 PM

What's so dirty about "Ten...cause we're really HUNGRY!'?

I don't think that was dirty...it was probably misinterpreted. I think SpongeBob and Sandy's karate spree was alluding to addiction in general instead of pacifically something dirty. 



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Posted 06 July 2013 - 06:22 PM

What's so dirty about "Ten...cause we're really HUNGRY!'?

Perverts think it's supposed to parody having the feeling of something related to horns, I personally don't get that at all but okay. :|



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Posted 07 July 2013 - 06:27 PM

Are any of us prisoners? If not, why do we know about #1?

#20 Gerald Fogg

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 08:32 AM

What about in "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" when Patrick carresses Squidward while screaming, "FRIEND...!" after he saved his life. Squidward says, "Yeah, Patrick, we're friends!" The mailman walks down the street and stares at Squidward and Patrick like they're perverts! So Squidward gets all nervous like, "JUST friends!" Even SpongeBob had a funny look on his face.



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 08:40 AM

What about in "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" when Patrick carresses Squidward while screaming, "FRIEND...!" after he saved his life. Squidward says, "Yeah, Patrick, we're friends!" The mailman walks down the street and stares at Squidward and Patrick like they're perverts! So Squidward gets all nervous like, "JUST friends!" Even SpongeBob had a funny look on his face.

That is one heck of a bump, my friend.



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 08:44 AM

This is the dirtiest joke in this show.

 



#23 HarryPotterLives

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:01 AM

This is the dirtiest joke in this show.

 

Seriously, they weren't even trying to be subtle with this one. @_@



#24 cwn

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 11:43 AM

His whole "wiener thing"? Wow, just wow.

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 11:47 AM

We got a bumper.

Any who

"I think it was because of the wieners"




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