You are a...

[Lightning McStorm]

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm

Click on the words to stop them.

You are a beautiful guy who likes to control seaweed.

 

[President Squidward]

nice

 

[dmandaboi]

I am a dizzy baby who likes to hump hookers...

 

[Zimmy11]

I don't think this works for me, I just got a black page.

 

[CakeCup]

I am a tricky clerk who likes to spill coffee on Britney Spears.

 

[NerdyKairi]

I am a Funny Assistant who likes to Smell Underwear...

OK...?

 

[Cha]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiyEP02KNZw

 

[Alex Squarepants]

sexy

 

[The Real Nostalgia Critic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiyEP02KNZw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkk5wViJo-I

 

[El Jacko]

I'm so lazy to screenshot it but here it is; "You are a lazy assistant who likes to fight with goats"

Yep, lazy is a word that definitely describes me.

 

[Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rz8udZBmQ

 

[AquaticKonquest]

You are a godly devil who likes to make hawks.

Accurate.

 

[Mavaxis Starburner]

You are a godly devil who likes to make hawks.

Accurate.

O B J E C T I O N

 

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[TheDivertRealm]

I am a puny bullet that likes to mount trouser snakes.