Sara SquarePants
Lover of Spongie
The reasoning behind Stephen Hillenburg having a rule stating that SpongeBob NEVER gets his license, is due to the fact that the moment he does, he automatically stops being a kid and becomes a real actual 100% adult
That's the only possible explanation
It's also the reason he can't have a love interest
You've noticed in the series all the ship teases right?
Sandy and Mr. Krabs
Sandy and Patrick
Sandy and Squidward
What do these shippings have in common (besides involving Sandy)?
ANSWER: They don't involve SpongeBob
Ask yourself...why is SpongeBob SquarePants being left out of these "ship teases"?
It is because he is NOT a real adult unlike Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and even Patrick
The first movie addressed this
SpongeBob won't become a real adult until he gets his boating license
In other words, SpongeBob SquarePants will always stay as a kid who happens to be an adult
He will never truly grow up thanks to Hillenburg's rule
That's the only possible explanation
It's also the reason he can't have a love interest
You've noticed in the series all the ship teases right?
Sandy and Mr. Krabs
Sandy and Patrick
Sandy and Squidward
What do these shippings have in common (besides involving Sandy)?
ANSWER: They don't involve SpongeBob
Ask yourself...why is SpongeBob SquarePants being left out of these "ship teases"?
It is because he is NOT a real adult unlike Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and even Patrick
The first movie addressed this
SpongeBob won't become a real adult until he gets his boating license
In other words, SpongeBob SquarePants will always stay as a kid who happens to be an adult
He will never truly grow up thanks to Hillenburg's rule