Who would you trust more to perform your surgery: SpongeBob SquarePants OR Squidward Tentacles?

SpongeBob OR Squidward?


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Sara SquarePants

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Personally I think SpongeBob would be too immature and easily-distracted to do a successful surgery but he has proven us wrong before

However, nothing would be worse than PATRICK performing surgery because he definitely wouldn't know what he was doing while at least SpongeBob has a semblance of an idea of what he's doing!
 

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That's exactly why I would trust him over SpongeBob

The best choices would be Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Squidward

The worst choices would be SpongeBob and Patrick

SpongeBob SquarePants treats being a doctor as a game rather than as a serious profession

Patrick Star would be too stupid to know what he was doing

Mr. Krabs would take the time to do it right, especially if there was money in it for him

Sandy Cheeks is very smart and caring so she would most likely do a successful surgery (or she would make a robotic machine to automate the process)

Squidward Tentacles would be really slow and methodical with his procedure but in the end would do it right
 
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If Plankton were to perform a surgery he will probably get distracted by the secret formula and leave the patient by themselves. However, he's too small to probably perform a surgery anyway.
 

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Now let's make this even MORE interesting...

Which 2 or 3 characters would work best performing surgery as a team instead of solo?

Your selections should take the following into account:

-The team's chemistry
-The combined IQ levels of the team
-The team's experience
 
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Squidward, honestly. SpongeBob, no offense, can do surgeries a little too much, like what we saw in "Squidward's Sick Daze". Squid would make a good surgeon.
 

Sara SquarePants

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It makes me wonder what would happen if the roles were reversed and SpongeBob was the one who was "sick" while Squidward would be the one "taking care of him"

SpongeBob would most likely be freaking out even more than Squidward did once the latter pulls out his "medical supplies"
 

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Squidward probably wouldn't care enough to do it, so I'm voting Spongebob. Plus, Spongebob somehow successfully performed surgery on Squidward in the Pie Episode, so he's definitely capable.
 

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Sandy, because she probably knows the most about human anatomy, coming from texas, and being a scientist.
 
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