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Don't Judge a Waitress By Their First Day! (part 2)
Mrs. Puff knocked on the huge slab of wood Squidward had put on his sheild. Squidward peeked out. Mrs. Puff handed him a yellow note paper.
Mrs. Puff: Here's the orders.
Squidward: (hands yellow note card to SpongeBob) One Triple Krabby Supreme with no mayonaise, two Krusty Kid Silly Meals with a lemon milkshake, a large box of Kurly Fries, and a Krusty King Kombo!
SpongeBob: (putting the pickles and tomato onto half a dozen patties) Wow, we've never had that many orders before.
Squidward: (::dolphin noise:: back under the sheild) Actually, we have, but people used to walk up to the register one at a time. But now, Mrs. Puff walks table to table and collects all the orders.
SpongeBob: (hands Squidward two bags) Here's those two Krusty Kid Silly Meals, Squidward. I'm still working on the milkshake.
Squidward: (hands bags to Mrs. Puff) Two Krusty Kid Silly Meals.
Mrs. Puff: (takes the Silly Meals) Thanks. Here's an order from two guys who just came in.
Squidward: (reads note) A King-Sized Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double-battered and fried...on a stick*. (sigh) Not again.
SpongeBob: (hands it to him) Here ya go, Squidward.
Squidward: (hands it to Mrs. Puff) Here ya go, Puffy.
Mrs. Puff carried the Mushy Patty to Kevin from I'm Your Biggest Fanatic and Richard A. Bottomfeeder from Krabs vs. Plankton, who were sitting at a table together.
Kevin: Finally! I'm starvin' here!
Richard: (poitns to Kevin) Me and my client here have been waiting for what seems like hours.
Mrs. Puff: (hands Kevin the Mushy patty) You guys just got here.
Richard: Does it really matter?
Suddenly, the Mushy Patty began to jiggle and shake.
Kevin: What the?! (turns to Mrs. Puff) What'd ya do ta this thing?!
Mrs. Puff: I...I...
Plankton jumped out, covered in mush.
Plankton: Aha! Gimme that lawyer suit!
He ripped off Richard's suit and jumped off the table.
Richard: Ah, my clothes! I am exposed!
Kevin: Is that Goofy Goober Peanut Party underwear you're wearing?
Richard: (turns his underwear backwords) No.
Plankton put the suit into a washing machine and set the dial to "Maximum Rinse". The washer started shaking and washing. Water and foam leaked out, cleaning the mush off of Plankton. Mr. Krabs walked over.
Mr. Krabs: Hey, wait a minute there! (pause) When did we get a washing machine?
Plankton stopped the washer and took out the suit. It had shrunken to his size.
Plankton: (puts on suit) Ah, it shrunk in the wash.
Mr. Krabs: What da heck do ya want with a lawyer suit, Plankton? Usually, you come here for me formular!
Plankton: (hops off washing machine) Not today, Krabs. Not today. I've got a big new plan just waiting to happen! All I can say is this: you will lose...everything. (long pasue) Yeah, I'll leave you to your despair.
He walked out of the Krusty Krab, still wearing the suit. Richard and Kevin slipped out, Richard covering his underpants with his briefcase.
Mrs. Puff: (walks over to Mr. Krabs) What was all that about, Eugene?
Mr. Krabs: Aw, don't ye worry about him, Poppy. That's just Plankton, he always comes here to try to steal me Krabby Patty Secret Formular. Or at least he used to. Who knows what he could be up to now?
There was a long pause as dramatic music pulled in. Then it all stopped.
Mr. Krabs: By the way, here's your next order from Table 8. (as Mrs. Puff is writing it down) A Krabby Patty without cheese, medium Kurly Fries, and two Kelp Shakes, one with bendy straw. Ye got all that?
Mrs. Puff nodded and walked over to the register. Then, Mermaidman and Barnacleboy came in.
Barnacleboy: For the last time Mermaidman, no! You know what those Coral Bits do to your large intestine!
Mermaidman: Come on, Barnalceboy. Just one small box and a, uh...what were we talking about again?
SpongeBob: HOLY KRABBY PATTIES!!! Squidward, it's, it's...Mermaidman and B-Barnacleboy! AUTOGRAPGH!!! (starts spinning a patty left and right on the wall) Autograph! Autograph! Autograph! Autograph!
That's when Mrs. Puff's mind started palying tricks on her. She hallucinated SpongeBob driving. The spinning patty turned into a steering wheel. SpongeBob was ramming over practically everything in existence. We cut to the outside of Bikini Bottom. Several buildings are being knocked and the entire town is on fire.
This hallucination caused Mrs. Puff to start running around in circles, panicking.
Mrs. Puff: Aaaahhh!! Aaaahhh!!! HIT THE BRAKE, SPONGEBOB!!! WA-WA-WATCH THE TREE!!!! GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Then suddenly, the entire Krusty Krab tilted upward. Everyone screamed as the lights went out and they wodnered what was going on. A strange black veil started to cover the windows, causing everything to become pitch black.
Mr. Krabs: (shaking the washing machine) WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!? REALITY IS FALLING APART!!! MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE ME VERY EYES!!! (pause) Ew, I looked ugly when I was a wee tyke.
Mrs. Puff: (throws her KK hat and nametag onto the ground) That's it! I quit!
Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!!?
We cut outside. Patrick was swallowing the Krusty Krab whole. The black veil was his mouth, sucking in the establishment. Mrs. Puff popped out of his mouth, covered in slobber.
Mrs. Puff: I will no longer have anything to do with this...chaotic restaurant!!!
Mr. Krabs popped out, also covered in slobber.
Mr. Krabs: Poppy!
SpongeBob, Mermaidman, Barnacleboy, and all the customers popped out, also covered in slobber, and started to walk away.
Mermaidman: I told you we shouldn't have eaten there, Barnacleboy!
Barnalceoby: No, you didn't! Eating there was your idea, you old coot!
Patrick finally swallowed the Krusty Krab and it went into his stomach. He smacked his lips.
Squidward's voice: (from inside of Patrick) Hello? Anyone? GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! SOMEBODY!!!
A bubble transition brought us to the next scene.
End of Don't Judge a Waitress By Their First Day! (part 2)
Next scene: Of Krabs and Blowfish...
Mrs. Puff knocked on the huge slab of wood Squidward had put on his sheild. Squidward peeked out. Mrs. Puff handed him a yellow note paper.
Mrs. Puff: Here's the orders.
Squidward: (hands yellow note card to SpongeBob) One Triple Krabby Supreme with no mayonaise, two Krusty Kid Silly Meals with a lemon milkshake, a large box of Kurly Fries, and a Krusty King Kombo!
SpongeBob: (putting the pickles and tomato onto half a dozen patties) Wow, we've never had that many orders before.
Squidward: (::dolphin noise:: back under the sheild) Actually, we have, but people used to walk up to the register one at a time. But now, Mrs. Puff walks table to table and collects all the orders.
SpongeBob: (hands Squidward two bags) Here's those two Krusty Kid Silly Meals, Squidward. I'm still working on the milkshake.
Squidward: (hands bags to Mrs. Puff) Two Krusty Kid Silly Meals.
Mrs. Puff: (takes the Silly Meals) Thanks. Here's an order from two guys who just came in.
Squidward: (reads note) A King-Sized Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double-battered and fried...on a stick*. (sigh) Not again.
SpongeBob: (hands it to him) Here ya go, Squidward.
Squidward: (hands it to Mrs. Puff) Here ya go, Puffy.
Mrs. Puff carried the Mushy Patty to Kevin from I'm Your Biggest Fanatic and Richard A. Bottomfeeder from Krabs vs. Plankton, who were sitting at a table together.
Kevin: Finally! I'm starvin' here!
Richard: (poitns to Kevin) Me and my client here have been waiting for what seems like hours.
Mrs. Puff: (hands Kevin the Mushy patty) You guys just got here.
Richard: Does it really matter?
Suddenly, the Mushy Patty began to jiggle and shake.
Kevin: What the?! (turns to Mrs. Puff) What'd ya do ta this thing?!
Mrs. Puff: I...I...
Plankton jumped out, covered in mush.
Plankton: Aha! Gimme that lawyer suit!
He ripped off Richard's suit and jumped off the table.
Richard: Ah, my clothes! I am exposed!
Kevin: Is that Goofy Goober Peanut Party underwear you're wearing?
Richard: (turns his underwear backwords) No.
Plankton put the suit into a washing machine and set the dial to "Maximum Rinse". The washer started shaking and washing. Water and foam leaked out, cleaning the mush off of Plankton. Mr. Krabs walked over.
Mr. Krabs: Hey, wait a minute there! (pause) When did we get a washing machine?
Plankton stopped the washer and took out the suit. It had shrunken to his size.
Plankton: (puts on suit) Ah, it shrunk in the wash.
Mr. Krabs: What da heck do ya want with a lawyer suit, Plankton? Usually, you come here for me formular!
Plankton: (hops off washing machine) Not today, Krabs. Not today. I've got a big new plan just waiting to happen! All I can say is this: you will lose...everything. (long pasue) Yeah, I'll leave you to your despair.
He walked out of the Krusty Krab, still wearing the suit. Richard and Kevin slipped out, Richard covering his underpants with his briefcase.
Mrs. Puff: (walks over to Mr. Krabs) What was all that about, Eugene?
Mr. Krabs: Aw, don't ye worry about him, Poppy. That's just Plankton, he always comes here to try to steal me Krabby Patty Secret Formular. Or at least he used to. Who knows what he could be up to now?
There was a long pause as dramatic music pulled in. Then it all stopped.
Mr. Krabs: By the way, here's your next order from Table 8. (as Mrs. Puff is writing it down) A Krabby Patty without cheese, medium Kurly Fries, and two Kelp Shakes, one with bendy straw. Ye got all that?
Mrs. Puff nodded and walked over to the register. Then, Mermaidman and Barnacleboy came in.
Barnacleboy: For the last time Mermaidman, no! You know what those Coral Bits do to your large intestine!
Mermaidman: Come on, Barnalceboy. Just one small box and a, uh...what were we talking about again?
SpongeBob: HOLY KRABBY PATTIES!!! Squidward, it's, it's...Mermaidman and B-Barnacleboy! AUTOGRAPGH!!! (starts spinning a patty left and right on the wall) Autograph! Autograph! Autograph! Autograph!
That's when Mrs. Puff's mind started palying tricks on her. She hallucinated SpongeBob driving. The spinning patty turned into a steering wheel. SpongeBob was ramming over practically everything in existence. We cut to the outside of Bikini Bottom. Several buildings are being knocked and the entire town is on fire.
This hallucination caused Mrs. Puff to start running around in circles, panicking.
Mrs. Puff: Aaaahhh!! Aaaahhh!!! HIT THE BRAKE, SPONGEBOB!!! WA-WA-WATCH THE TREE!!!! GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Then suddenly, the entire Krusty Krab tilted upward. Everyone screamed as the lights went out and they wodnered what was going on. A strange black veil started to cover the windows, causing everything to become pitch black.
Mr. Krabs: (shaking the washing machine) WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!? REALITY IS FALLING APART!!! MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE ME VERY EYES!!! (pause) Ew, I looked ugly when I was a wee tyke.
Mrs. Puff: (throws her KK hat and nametag onto the ground) That's it! I quit!
Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!!?
We cut outside. Patrick was swallowing the Krusty Krab whole. The black veil was his mouth, sucking in the establishment. Mrs. Puff popped out of his mouth, covered in slobber.
Mrs. Puff: I will no longer have anything to do with this...chaotic restaurant!!!
Mr. Krabs popped out, also covered in slobber.
Mr. Krabs: Poppy!
SpongeBob, Mermaidman, Barnacleboy, and all the customers popped out, also covered in slobber, and started to walk away.
Mermaidman: I told you we shouldn't have eaten there, Barnacleboy!
Barnalceoby: No, you didn't! Eating there was your idea, you old coot!
Patrick finally swallowed the Krusty Krab and it went into his stomach. He smacked his lips.
Squidward's voice: (from inside of Patrick) Hello? Anyone? GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! SOMEBODY!!!
A bubble transition brought us to the next scene.
End of Don't Judge a Waitress By Their First Day! (part 2)
Next scene: Of Krabs and Blowfish...