In Progress Top 5 Songs!

[Yoshi]

Here it is!

5. Mr. Krabs's Song​

It is sung by Mr. Krabs. Entirely. Here are the lyrics.

If only I've known when I woke up today
I would have stopped at the tailor along the way
And have ten more pockets put on me Pants
Cuz I think I hear a money avalanche
(Don't remember)
I don't think my heart can take it
Clear.
I'm okay, sonny.
Industrial accidents can make quite a mess
Unless you fall into a money press
Oh, make me into money, Mr. Wonderful Machine
I've always known that me true color was green
Ever since I was a little kid
I've dreamed of such a place, yes, I did
(O don't remember) and oodles of cash
And a pool of coins to make a splash
Oh, I'd open up a Krusty Krab with Patties made of money
They'd be delicious and expensive and taste like golden honey
Money and gold and treasure untold
And all of it for me

Hint for 4: It almost never mentions the title of the song.

 

[Nathan Shetka]

4. Sweet Victory (sung by David Glen Eisley)

the winner takes all
it’s the thrill of one more kill
the last one to fall
will never sacrifice their will

Don’t ever look back
on the world closing in
be on the attack
with your wings on the wind
oh, the games will begin!

and it’s sweet, sweet,
Sweet Victory, yeah!
and it’s ours for the taking
it’s ours for the fight

and it’s sweet, sweet,
Sweet Victory, yeah!
and the world is ours
to follow….

the winner takes all

 

[Nathan Shetka]

3. the FUN song

SpongeBob:

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and any time at all

Clams:

down here in the deep blue sea

Plankton:

F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium…. Bombs!
N is for no survivors…. WHEN YOU….!

SpongeBob: Plankton, that’s not what Fun is all about. now, do it like this…

F is for friends who do stuff….

Plankton: Never! that’s completely idiotic!

SpongeBob: here, let me help you.

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me try it!

Plankton:

N is for anywhere and any time at all

Clams:

down here in the deep blue sea

Plankton: wait…. I don’t understand this. I feel all tingly inside. can we stop?

SpongeBob: no, that how you’re supposed to feel.

Plankton: well, I like it. let’s do it again!

SpongeBob: okay!

SpongeBob/Plankton:

F is for frolic through all the flowers
U is for ukulele
N is for nose picking
sharing gum and sand licking
here with my best buddy

 

[Nathan Shetka]

2. The Best Day Ever

Mr. sun came up
and he smiled at me

said it’s gonna be a good one
just wait and see

jumped out of bed
and I ran outside
feelin’ so extra ecstatified

it’s the Best Day Ever (x2)

I’m so busy
got nothin’ to do

spent the last two hours
just tyin’ my shoe

every flower
every grain of sand
it’s reachin’ out
to shake my hand

it’s the Best Day Ever (x2)

sometimes the little things
start closin’ in on me
when I’m feelin’ down
i wanna lose that frown

I stick my head out the window
and I look around!

those clouds don’t scare me
they can’t disguise
this magic that’s happened
right before my eyes

soon Mr. moon will be
shinin’ bright, so
The Best Day Ever
can’t last all night

yeah, the Best Day Ever
gonna last all night now

it’s the Best Day Ever (x4)

 

[TheAlphaSponge]

Where's Gary?
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Lyrics:

I wonder how things went so wrong
I turned around and he was gone
Where's Gary?
Now I'm searching for a little sign
A trail of slime he left behind
'Cause I'm so lonely all the time
Oh, where has Gary gone?
It tortures me all night and day
Where's Gary?
What could have made you run away?
Where's Gary?
What can I say, what can I do?
Please let me make it up to you
I want to hear your little mew
Oh, where has Gary gone?
My precious snail where can you be?
Maybe you're behind that tree
I've looked high and I've looked low
Let me know where did you go
I miss his face, I miss his smell
His collar with its little bell
Now my life's just an empty shell
Oh, where has Gary gone?
Your leash is hanging on the hook
Your empty bowl, I just can't look
The paths and trails we used to roam
Have led you from our happy home
And now I take my walks alone
So if you see that little guy
Where's Gary?
Won't you tell him I apologize
Where's Gary?
Each night I ask his empty bed
"Was it something that I said?"
The little voice inside my head says "Where has Gary gone?"
Oh, oh, where has Gary gone?
Tell me where has Gary gone?
Where's Gary?
Where's Gary?
Gary?
Where's Gary? Was that you?
Where's Gary?
Gary?
Where's Gary? (Gary, are you out there?)
Where's Gary? (Gary, if you're out there, meow once for yes)
Where's Gary? (And twice for no)
Where's Gary? (Hey Gary)
Where's Gary? (Come here Gary)
Who wants to go for a walk?
Where's Gary? (Come on, who wants to go for a walk?)