They Would Never Say That!

[Stinkoman 20X6]

[One morning, SpongeBob walks over to Patrick.]

SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick!
Patrick: Ah, good morrow, my aqquantice, SpongeBob. What dialogue should we share thoughts on this good Wednesday?
SpongeBob: I have good news and bad news!

Patrick: Ah, I too have pleasant information to share with your person.
SpongeBob: You first!
Patrick: I have recieved an A++++++++++++ on my Algebra quiz. Everyone knows that Question 194 was 22/7 = 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899
86280348253421170679 . Those are competent answers for neonates.
SpongeBob: The good news is that I finally got my driver's license!
Patrick: Congratulations, SpongeBob. And what is your unplesant information to share with myself?

[SpongeBob pulls out a chainsaw.]

SpongeBob: DIE PATRICK!!!!!!
Patrick: Very well. I permit you to do away with my person as soon as you inform about this "best friend".
SpongeBob: Um, actually, I don't know what a best friend is. Don't worry, though. I'll ask Sandy!

[He runs offscreen.]

Patrick: Beware of your wandering eye, you little penacelin.

END OF SCENE ONE

 

[Band Geek]

*giggles* Pretty good so far!!! Do a scene with Sponge at the Krusty Krab next.

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

*giggles* Pretty good so far!!! Do a scene with Sponge at the Krusty Krab next.

I will soon.

SCENE TWO: SANDY'S TREEDOME

[SpongeBob ran over to Sandy. She was wearing a helmet with no suit and gasping for water.]

Sandy: Can't breathe! NEED...WATER!!!

[SpongeBob took her helmet off.]

SpongeBob: Sandy, are you okay? Were you trying to breathe air again?
Sandy: Well, duh! I want to breathe air, and then I'm going girl! Duh-huh-huh!
SpogneBob: Say, Sandy, do you know what a best friend is?
Sandy: Duh, nope! But can I tell you something?
SpongeBob: Sure.
Sandy: (with chainsaw) DIE SPONGEBOB!!!

END OF SCENE TWO

Next up, the Chummy Crab!

 

[Band Geek]

A lot of these scenes are gonna involve chainsaws, aren't they?
*resumes laughin'*
Keep it up, DougLAS.

 

[SBRoxMan]

can I add a scene?

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

A lot of these scenes are gonna involve chainsaws, aren't they?
*resumes laughin'*
Keep it up, DougLAS.

Yeah, it's sort of a running gag (and I think chainsaws are funny).

can I add a scene?

On yours, yes. On mine, no.

 

[Mystery]

lol! This is funny! :jellyfish: Thanks for basing it on my topic, I didn't know it was THAT popular! :squidx:

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

very good
very good!

Please Reply to Smiley ---> ;)

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

SCENE THREE: THE CHUMMY CRAB

SpongeBob went to Mr. Krabs's office.

SpongeBob: Thanks for giving me the year off, Euegene!
Mr. Krabs: (on phone) Come on, Pearl! You haven't asked for enough expensive gifts!
Pearl's Voice on Phone: Okay, daddy, I'll ask for more! You know, you're the most coral dad on the earth! How about the entire mall?
Mr. Krabs: The mall?!!? That's $6,845,239! That's way too cheap!
SpongeBob: Eugene, aren't you worried about all that money?
Mr. Krabs: No way! Who cares about money, anyway?
SpongeBob: Eugene, do you know what a best friend is?
Mr. Krabs: No. Now take those Krabby Patties out of here.
SpongeBob: (carrying them) Ew, who would ever want to eat a Krabby Patty?
Mr. Krabs: Pearl! You can't think of anything expensive! (pulls out chainsaw) DIE PEARL!!!!

END OF SCENE THREE

Next: The Krusty Bucket!

 

[Band Geek]

It just gets better and better!!
Does the new Squid work at the Krusty Bucket?!

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

No, he got the year off too. He didn't want the year off though, since he loves working there.

 

[Band Geek]

Doh. I want a scene with Sponge and Squid. Or I'll throw a tantrum. And you don't wanna see me mad!!

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Oh, don't worry. I'm doing Squidward.

 

[Band Geek]

What, next scene?

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

No, next scene is Sheldon and Karen.

 

[Band Geek]

Oh. Hurry up with it then!
(No lemons.)

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

SCENE FOUR: THE KRUSTY BUCKET: SHELDON

Inside, there are customers eating Krabby Patties and lemons.

Sheldon: Ah, isn't it a beautiful day, Karen?
Karen: I love you, Sheldon.
Sheldon: I love you too, Karen.
SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton!
Sheldon: (pulls out chainsaw) Did you just not call me Sheldon?!!?
SpongeBob: No, no! Sorry, Sheldon!
Sheldon: Well, hello, SpongeBob. Isn't it a beautiful day? Want a lemon?
SpogneBob: Um, no thanks.
Sheldon: Okay. More for me. (eats lemon)

END OF SCENE FOUR

Next Up: Karen!

 

[Band Geek]

That lemon part was inspired by my saying "no lemons", wasn't it?!
(laughs out loud)
Bring on the next scene!! Alternate universe, here we come!

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

That lemon part was inspired by my saying "no lemons", wasn't it?!

Yup.

 

[Band Geek]

Come on, Douglas12! I'm beggin' ya, finish this one off! The suspense is KILLING me!
In fact, knowing me it already has.