They Would Never Say That!

[Band Geek]

I've watched Patrick SmartPants recently, and pretty much everything the new Patrick says could easily fit into this section. And The Algae's Always Greener put Mr Krabs into an "OMG the real Mr Krabs would never do that" situation. So I've just realised that it stands to reason they could invent an episode that completely warps Squid's personality too! What would that be like?! :plankton:

430th post!!! 30 down, 70 to go! (just thought I'd let you know.)

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

430th post!!! 30 down, 70 to go!

Okay... :P

I have two eyes!
Too obvious. xD

 

[Mystery]

I've watched Patrick SmartPants recently, and pretty much everything the new Patrick says could easily fit into this section. And The Algae's Always Greener put Mr Krabs into an "OMG the real Mr Krabs would never do that" situation. So I've just realised that it stands to reason they could invent an episode that completely warps Squid's personality too! What would that be like?! :run:

430th post!!! 30 down, 70 to go! (just thought I'd let you know.)

Spongebob! Spongebob! :P

Anyway, that would be like...weird. :tongbleh: Maybe we should eat off that...

...not literally, tongbleh smiley.

:tongbleh: : *starts crying*



? That was weird...anyway back on topic...

:squidx: : Hello Spongebob! Let's go jellyfishing!

 

[theby]

Mr Krabs: What is money?, i hate money, here Spongebob take all me' money and have the krusty krab too..!

 

[Band Geek]

OK, this I know he would never say...

:patx: LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA!

494!! I'm getting good!

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

:patx: Money is as bad as the Krusty Krab...
:squidx: I know!
:squidx: (gasps) Why did you say that?!?

 

[Band Geek]

:squidx: Who needs world conquest? I've got everything I could ever want right here. Karen, my restaurant... and my best friend, Mr Krabs.
:sbx: Awww, Plankton, that's so sweet! You do care!!
:sbx: Don't push your luck, Krabs.

~~~

:sbx: SpongeBob, I'm booooooooooooored!

~~~

:patx: So, er.... you wanna catch a movie?
:sbx: Oh boy! I hope Snails and Worms is on; I love that movie.
:squidx: Yeah. Isn't Mrs Tinkles so dreeeeeamy?
:sbx: Er, No-Name? you really gotta stop obsessing over her. She's a snail, you're a jellyfish...
:sbx: Will you two cretin shut up?! I'm trying to serve a customer!!
:squidx: *silence* That SpongeBob. Always so full of kindness. NOT!
hmph. Always was a bit peculiar.

~~~

Oh, and BTW...

FIVE!!!! HUNDERETH!!!!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Edited courtesy of Mystery Pedantic down there. But still.
500th post!!! Now I can finally have a title!!! W00t!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[Mystery]

Hooray, I'm famous.

AND YOU STRETCHED OUT THE BOARD!!!

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

Hooray, I'm famous. :)

AND YOU STRETCHED OUT THE BOARD!!!

Umm...

:) I don't breathe air!

So simple. xD

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

:sandyx: Oh, who looks at the bright side of things? Only optemists like Squidward look on the bright side of things...

No one would've thought of that. PantsSquare's a pestimest.

P.S. Forgive me if I spelled them wrong. I've rarely used them in typing and writing.

 

[Mystery]

:sbx: : Bah humbug.

No one woulda thought of that either. :P

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

:sbx: : Bah humbug.

No one woulda thought of that either. :P

I would've.

 

[Singapore Resident]

:P (with chainsaw) DIE, BIKINI BOTTOM!!!

(Kills Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Goofy Goober, King Neptune, and everyone else he's ever met in his entire life)

:P They're all gone...Yay!

That's sad. Seriously. Really. Earnestly.

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

Earnestly.

What does that mean?

And yes, that was sad...

 

[sandy123]

<_< can i come spend the night

 

[Band Geek]

Hey Patrick! How do you make an elephant float?
:daffy: with two 500 gram serving spoons of frozen H20 and flavourings, one pint-glass of alcoholic consuming drink and a large pachyderm. Dont you remember any new-fangled jokes?
:) Well, I do know this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin, who has a really great joke on fingerprints! Wanna hear?
:patx: Uh, no thanks. I'll pass.

 

[Mothra]

:P uhhhh..

: Me Pearl stinks....

 

[Mystery]

;) : I LOVE YOU SPONGEBOB!!!!!!

xD

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

;) : I LOVE YOU SPONGEBOB!!!!!!

:P Well I h8 you...

xD

 

[Mystery]

Pearl: I wanna work at the Krusty Krab!!!!