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Mystery

YOU ATE OLD MAN JENKINS!
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I have no idea if this has been done before...but here's the rules: Post something an SB character would never say. NO CURSING!!!!!!

:gary: : I got my driver's license!
 

Stinkoman 20X6

I want to get lost in your rock and roll
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:gary: The exact area of a trapezoid shape is determined by adding Base 1 and Base 2 based on the metric system and multiplying the sum with the height and dividing the result by two, thus resulting in the solution to the trapezoid shape's exact area.
 

Mystery

YOU ATE OLD MAN JENKINS!
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:squidx: : I give up trying to get the formula!

EDIT:

-_- : Here's the formula, Plankton!
 

Stinkoman 20X6

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:squidx: Please let me go jellyfishing with you!!!

:sbx: What on earth is money?

:sbx: DIE PATRICK!!!!!!

:patx: I'm going to wear a shirt today!

:P I give up. I don't want the fomula!

:P Here you go, Plankton. One formula, on the house.

:sandyx: What is air?

:krabsx: Guess what, boys? Everything at the Krusty Krab is FREE!!!!
 

Stinkoman 20X6

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:yahoo: I can't wait for another day of work at the Krusty Krab!

:wall: Yuck! Krabby Patties taste terrible!

:bounce2: Aw, what cute kids. It warms my heart good.

:trampoline: Whoa, what's a dude?

Pearl: I love you, daddy!!!

:prop: I hate clarinets...

:sleazy: I'm packing my bags and leaving Bikini Bottom forever!

:banana: I hate secret formulas.

Karen: I love you, sweetheart.
 

Mystery

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:prop: : TEXAS SUX!!!

:wall: : I hate you, Squidward!!!!

:trampoline: : Howdy!

:yahoo: : I'm giving you two a raise!!!!

:banana: : I'm selling krabby patties!

:bounce2: : I'm so uncoral!

:sleazy: : I prefer Sheldon.
 

SuperSponge

Relient K!!!
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:patx: I HATE JELLYFISHING!!!
:sbx: im quiting the krusty krab
:krabsx: pie is 100000 times better then money
:sandyx: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... *head sparks* purty birdies
:P Dont rock on freaky bro!
:gary: wasup my peeps
:) i eat at the krusty krab every day
:squidx: your my best friend spongebob!
:P im not going to zap you!
 

Mystery

YOU ATE OLD MAN JENKINS!
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:P : Plankton, you're my best friend!

:P : TEXAS AND KARATE ARE THE WORST THINGS IN THE WORLD!

Karen: Great plan, Plankton!

Pearl: I have everything I ever wanted!

Pearl: Dad, you're so coral!

:sbx: : I hate my job.

:patx: : I decided to quit surfing!

:squidx: : I HAVE HAIR!!!!!!!

:sandyx: : You all suck, I'm going back to Texas!

:sbx: : I'm quitting the Krusty Krab and working at the Chum Bucket!

:squidx: : I stink at the clarinet.

All Bikini Bottians: SQUIDWARD IS THE BEST CLARINET PLAYER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!
 

Stinkoman 20X6

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:squidx: Squidward, I hate you!!!

:P How will I make money off these stupid burgers?!!?

:sbx: No one's said "Dude" since the Age of Disco!!!

:sandyx: I am the worst painter ever!!!

:sandyx: I hate you, SpongeBob!!!

:squidx: Chrip!

:P Woof!
 
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:squidx: Let's be friends!
:sandyx: Who am I?
:) Thank you Mr. K for giving me the formula.
:krabsx: No problem.
:gary: Give me a dollar so I'll meow again.
:patx: Pneumenoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disease caused by breathing in microscopic silicon dust from a volcano.
:sbx: Patrick, you are my WORST enemy! And its not opposite day!
:patx: SpongeBob is my brother.
:patx: THAT is so coral! (he doesn't say "dude")

PS
Pneumenoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a real word.
(Pneumeno ultra microscopic silico volcano coniosis)
 

Stinkoman 20X6

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:sbx: Patrick, I need you to help me get sick so I don't have to go to work!

:squidx: Mr. Krabs, please don't fire me! I love this place!

:krabsx: SpongeBob, have you seen Plankton? I want to give him the formula.

:lol: That's a great idea, Karen!

Karen: I love you, Plankton!

:) I'll kill anyone that doesn't call me Sheldon!!!

:patx: SpongeBob, which shirt do you think I should wear today?

:sbx: DIE PATRICK!!!!!!!!

:gary: Look, I can talk!

:lol: I LUV Squiddy's music.
 
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