The Worst 14 Episodes of Spongebob

DiamondSword

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Its time to bring them down to this list!
NOTE:THIS IS ORDERED FROM ALMOST NOT WORSE TO WORST OF ALL.

14.Once Bitten-This episode is kind of pointless.Basically,Gary bites Squidward's butt and he becomes a zombie(Which he doesn't look like a zombie),and the whole town turns into zombies.Spongebob and Patrick are the only survivors...But then,a random doctor comes in and says that the whole thing was caused by...A SPLINTER?!?Sorry for the foul language (I really don't want to harm the community), but that is dumb!I mean,the rest of the episode doesn't even fit the spirt of the zombie!The writers were obviously lazy,so they managed to make it boring.

13.The Splinter-One word...DISGUSTING!!!SpongeBob didn't even TRY to take the splinter off!He just let it stay and some stuff from the splinter sprayed on Mr.Krabs!DISGUSTING!!!

12.Krabs a la Mode-What?Seriously?Mr.Krabs cheapskateness has invaded this episode.He gets super,super,angry at poor Squidward just for touching the thermostat!And then,it get worse.Mr.Krabs doesn't care if the place gets frozen,yet he loses customers.Yet,he doesn't care.The ending was the only good part for the episode.

11.House fancy-Let me start off with the episode haunting.me.for.life.The toenail part was disgusting,unfunny,and scary.Spongebob helps Squidward prepare for the House Fancy host to review,and SpongeBob makes Squidwards toenail crush and fall off.But he-or SpongeBob,to be sure-doesn't care.He just says "Wow,Squidward!You're so strong!",all because he lost a toenail,and he probably thinks its "Manly" like the guys in Navy Buddies.Another thing,the ending made me go like "Huh?What the-"Squidward won all because his house was a disaster!!!Oh,so let ME try!Now that I saw him win,I'm going to nuke my house,show it to House Fancy,and see if it wins!Estimated guarantee-It won't!

10.Demolition Doofus-"Why are you still ALIVE?!?!" says Mrs.Puff when she tries to see SpongeBob lose in the Demolition Derby.This episode is BAD!Mrs.Puff tries to enter SpongeBob in the Demolition Derby because she knows-or thinks-that SpongeBob will get crushed and die in there.Nuff' said about why this episode is bad!

9.Free Samples-I only have one reason this is bad,so let me explain why.Plankton gives free samples of his Chum (Bonus:Chum translates to a close friend) and when people taste it,they throw up,roll on the ground,and other things.It clearly looks a lot like a chemical attack.There,I put a reason.

8.Reef Blower-First of all,the characters don't say anything!Spongebob tries to get a shell off his lawn.We need someone to take it away,but someone who doesn't make a big deal about it.Spongebob uses a Reef Blower to blow away a shell,and it end up in mass destruction,and Squidward getting covered in sand.O.K. we GET IT!Making big deals is funny.Not in the real world,though.I give some credit,though!Its one of the first episodes,so its not good.Obviously not good,but wait until you see Season 6 of SpongeBob.The episodes are boring.

7.Texas-I hate the part when SpongeBob and Patrick taunt Sandy by saying Texas is dumb.Who doesn't like the Lone Star State?

6.Squid Wood-I can't believe the writers can actually make a show only to ABUSE SQUIDWARD!Just because he was a jerk once doesn't mean you have the liberty and pride to abuse him the nest 500 episodes.SpongeBob make a dummy of Squidward and SpongeBob takes his dreams.All because a random guy says that the dummy's clarinet playing deserves a million dollars or something.But guess what?SQUIDWARDS CLARINET PLAYING IS THE EXACT SAME AS SPONGEBOB'S DUMMY!!!So what's wrong?His nose?Beeep!Wrong answer!Its the writers of SpongeBob.They love to hate Squidward.

5.Spongebob,Your Fired!-Like I said in the Reef Blower episode,the episodes of season 6 and over are boring.This episode also teaches kids the "fun" of being unemployed.Now kids won't try to get a job after another 100 times of watching this episode.

4.Keep the Bikini Bottom Clean-Think of the most annoying person you saw.Now multiply it by 100 times.Thats how annoying this episode is.Nick says "O.K. so lets repeat the same joke every time!!!Who doesn't like that?!?!"Squidward gets annoyed by a cop for RANDOM AND POINTLESS reasons,and the funny thing is,the cause is from other people,not Squidward!

3.Mid-life Crustacean-The most offensive episode I have seen in my LIFE!Everybody calls innocent but greedy Mr.Krabs "Old".Kids,you can't treat people by their age,its like enslaving a person for being alive!Heres the worst part,though:The panty raid.Its like breaking in a house at night to abuse someone,but made just for kids.This is why we have break-ins these days.

2.A day without Tears-SpongeBob has cried a lot,obviously.And Squidward makes a contest for SpongeBob,making him try not to cry until midnight.Squidward,the innocent but abused octopus,ends up losing.And he starts crying!SpongeBob doesn't care,though.But the episode is ANNYING!

And now,for the king lord of all bad episodes...

1.Are you Happy Now?-Squidward can't find a happy memory,and his life depression feeling act up.He tries to commit suicide not once,but TWICE!He stuck his head into an oven...But it was later found out that he was baking muffins.He also got a rope and hung himself...Well,he didn't hang himself,he hung a bird in a cage.What does Nick call these again?Oh,they call them jokes.Wait,jokes?SERIOUSLY?!!?That's no joke,thats an abomination!Yeah,of failure!Thats the worst episode I have ever saw in the world of cartoons!I hate it a bunch!A couple!A trio!A group!A planet!A universe!And a lot more than that!!!!!
 
@Miss Appear
Do you have any episodes that you don't like that aren't on this list?

~DiamondSword
 
DiamondSword said:
@Miss Appear
Do you have any episodes that you don't like that aren't on this list?

~DiamondSword
First my name is Not Miss Appear it is StormAllenBryat but you can just call me Storm and yes but the biggest episode I hate that is not on the list is A Pal for Gary.
 
Texas is a bizzare choice, but everything else is fine for a list.
 
You don't like "Texas"? Yeah I know it takes a bit long to get to the main plot, but the reasoning you gave out sounds like the sound of butthurt. And I also disagree with "Mid-Life Crustacean" and "Krabs a La Mode". Otherwise, decent list.
 
This should be in Fan Favorites.

I don't see why people are so offended by Texas. SpongeBob and Patrick didn't mean what they were saying, they were purposely trying to provoke Sandy to get her to the Krusty Krab. Besides, people need to chill out. Krabs a la Mode has hockey-playing fish with Canadian accents, but you don't see me getting offended, I actually find it funny. It's harmless, as is the scene in Texas.

Anyway, I disagree with Krabs a la Mode, House Fancy, Reef Blower, Texas and Mid-Life Crustacean. Everything else is okay.
 
WAIT...

Take out Mid Life Crustacean, replace with A Pal For Gary, switch with Are You Happy Now?

That's better.
 
First off, wrong forum, Second, I can't agree with you much.
DiamondSword said:
Its time to bring them down to this list!
NOTE:THIS IS ORDERED FROM ALMOST NOT WORSE TO WORST OF ALL.

14.Once Bitten- It's a pretty meh episode, it's not awful, though.

13.The Splinter- Yup, in short, it was gross and boring.

12.Krabs a la Mode- Great episode! Very fun and crazy episode.

11.House Fancy- You are just hating this episode because of the infamous toenail scene. That was the only bad part of the episode, please explain your full opinion on the episode. This episode was funny and pretty good IMO

10.Demolition Doofus- Hated how harsh and horrible Puff was here.

9.Free Samples- Only one reason that you hate it and it's in the top 10? Anyways, the episode was good from what I remember, haven't seen it in a while.

8.Reef Blower- THANK YOU. The episode had an excuse for being poor, the sound equipment was broken.

7.Texas- Maybe it was insulting, but seriously? Number 7 for just that? Decent episode.

6.Squid Wood- Completely agree with you here! Bottomites were terrible in this episode, Mini Squid and normal Squidward did the same thing.

5.Spongebob,Your Fired!- Agree here again. Repetitive and unfunny episode, very predictable with a ton of filler.

4.Keep the Bikini Bottom Clean- Agree again. One lame ticket joke after another.

3.Mid-Life Crustacean- Agree... Again! I dislike how greedy Krabs was when he sold SBs soul for 52c or something like that.

2.A Day Without Tears- Annoying episode, haven't seen it in a while though.

And now,for the king lord of all bad episodes...

1.Are you Happy Now?- yep. Hated the suicide jokes.
Well, there are my opinions, surprised that A Pal For Gary and One Course Meal did not appear here.
 
DiamondSword said:
Its time to bring them down to this list!
NOTE:THIS IS ORDERED FROM ALMOST NOT WORSE TO WORST OF ALL.

14.Once Bitten-This episode is kind of pointless.Basically,Gary bites Squidward's butt and he becomes a zombie(Which he doesn't look like a zombie),and the whole town turns into zombies.Spongebob and Patrick are the only survivors...But then,a random doctor comes in and says that the whole thing was caused by...A SPLINTER?!?Sorry for the foul language (I really don't want to harm the community), but that is dumb!I mean,the rest of the episode doesn't even fit the spirt of the zombie!The writers were obviously lazy,so they managed to make it boring.

13.The Splinter-One word...DISGUSTING!!!SpongeBob didn't even TRY to take the splinter off!He just let it stay and some stuff from the splinter sprayed on Mr.Krabs!DISGUSTING!!!

12.Krabs a la Mode-What?Seriously?Mr.Krabs cheapskateness has invaded this episode.He gets super,super,angry at poor Squidward just for touching the thermostat!And then,it get worse.Mr.Krabs doesn't care if the place gets frozen,yet he loses customers.Yet,he doesn't care.The ending was the only good part for the episode.

11.House fancy-Let me start off with the episode haunting.me.for.life.The toenail part was disgusting,unfunny,and scary.Spongebob helps Squidward prepare for the House Fancy host to review,and SpongeBob makes Squidwards toenail crush and fall off.But he-or SpongeBob,to be sure-doesn't care.He just says "Wow,Squidward!You're so strong!",all because he lost a toenail,and he probably thinks its "Manly" like the guys in Navy Buddies.Another thing,the ending made me go like "Huh?What the-"Squidward won all because his house was a disaster!!!Oh,so let ME try!Now that I saw him win,I'm going to nuke my house,show it to House Fancy,and see if it wins!Estimated guarantee-It won't!

10.Demolition Doofus-"Why are you still ALIVE?!?!" says Mrs.Puff when she tries to see SpongeBob lose in the Demolition Derby.This episode is BAD!Mrs.Puff tries to enter SpongeBob in the Demolition Derby because she knows-or thinks-that SpongeBob will get crushed and die in there.Nuff' said about why this episode is bad!

9.Free Samples-I only have one reason this is bad,so let me explain why.Plankton gives free samples of his Chum (Bonus:Chum translates to a close friend) and when people taste it,they throw up,roll on the ground,and other things.It clearly looks a lot like a chemical attack.There,I put a reason.

8.Reef Blower-First of all,the characters don't say anything!Spongebob tries to get a shell off his lawn.We need someone to take it away,but someone who doesn't make a big deal about it.Spongebob uses a Reef Blower to blow away a shell,and it end up in mass destruction,and Squidward getting covered in sand.O.K. we GET IT!Making big deals is funny.Not in the real world,though.I give some credit,though!Its one of the first episodes,so its not good.Obviously not good,but wait until you see Season 6 of SpongeBob.The episodes are boring.

7.Texas-I hate the part when SpongeBob and Patrick taunt Sandy by saying Texas is dumb.Who doesn't like the Lone Star State?

6.Squid Wood-I can't believe the writers can actually make a show only to ABUSE SQUIDWARD!Just because he was a jerk once doesn't mean you have the liberty and pride to abuse him the nest 500 episodes.SpongeBob make a dummy of Squidward and SpongeBob takes his dreams.All because a random guy says that the dummy's clarinet playing deserves a million dollars or something.But guess what?SQUIDWARDS CLARINET PLAYING IS THE EXACT SAME AS SPONGEBOB'S DUMMY!!!So what's wrong?His nose?Beeep!Wrong answer!Its the writers of SpongeBob.They love to hate Squidward.

5.Spongebob,Your Fired!-Like I said in the Reef Blower episode,the episodes of season 6 and over are boring.This episode also teaches kids the "fun" of being unemployed.Now kids won't try to get a job after another 100 times of watching this episode.

4.Keep the Bikini Bottom Clean-Think of the most annoying person you saw.Now multiply it by 100 times.Thats how annoying this episode is.Nick says "O.K. so lets repeat the same joke every time!!!Who doesn't like that?!?!"Squidward gets annoyed by a cop for RANDOM AND POINTLESS reasons,and the funny thing is,the cause is from other people,not Squidward!

3.Mid-life Crustacean-The most offensive episode I have seen in my LIFE!Everybody calls innocent but greedy Mr.Krabs "Old".Kids,you can't treat people by their age,its like enslaving a person for being alive!Heres the worst part,though:The panty raid.Its like breaking in a house at night to abuse someone,but made just for kids.This is why we have break-ins these days.

2.A day without Tears-SpongeBob has cried a lot,obviously.And Squidward makes a contest for SpongeBob,making him try not to cry until midnight.Squidward,the innocent but abused octopus,ends up losing.And he starts crying!SpongeBob doesn't care,though.But the episode is ANNYING!

And now,for the king lord of all bad episodes...

1.Are you Happy Now?-Squidward can't find a happy memory,and his life depression feeling act up.He tries to commit suicide not once,but TWICE!He stuck his head into an oven...But it was later found out that he was baking muffins.He also got a rope and hung himself...Well,he didn't hang himself,he hung a bird in a cage.What does Nick call these again?Oh,they call them jokes.Wait,jokes?SERIOUSLY?!!?That's no joke,thats an abomination!Yeah,of failure!Thats the worst episode I have ever saw in the world of cartoons!I hate it a bunch!A couple!A trio!A group!A planet!A universe!And a lot more than that!!!!!
Here's my opinion on each:

14. Once Bitten: This was a very meh episode. The reactions in the beginning was funny but that was it. The rest of the episode was pretty boring.

13. The Splinter: Everybody seems to hate this episode except me. I was never bothered by this episode because I'm not very affected by gross humor. In fact, I sort of LIKED this episode. For some reason, SpongeBob trying to hide his splinter from Mr. Krabs made me laugh.

12. Krabs a la Made: This might just be my favorite season 5 episode. Your reason is basically a complaint about how Mr. Krabs always was: cheap! The idea of the episode was original, the group had a happy ending, Plankton's attempt to escape with the patty was hectic and awesome, Squidward getting repeatedly tackled was hilarious. I can go on with what I like about this episode.

11. House Fancy: Another unfairly hated episode. I liked how Squidward won in the end. Also, the toenail scene also didn't really bother me. I flinched a bit, but that was it. That's no reason to bring down the entire episode!

10. Demolition Doofus: I agree that Mrs. Puff went too far by saying that, but I actually enjoyed this episode too... The derby itself brought back childhood memories of imagining SpongeBob and other Nick shows in race cars racing each dimension. I enjoyed the derby because I've always enjoyed demolition derbies.

9. Free Samples: I only saw this episode once, and it was okay and forgettable. The reason you hate it seemed a bit low to place it on number 9.

8. Reef Blower: Once again, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE HATE FOR THIS EPISODE!!! I'll agree, it's a bit boring, but that's it. I like the classic feel of lack of dialogue. The music used was nostalgic, the plot was simple and funny, and the episode itself was good.

7. Texas: Aw... This is one of my favorites. Seeing emotional Sandy was what I loved most about this episode. Also, SpongeBob and Patrick only taunted Sandy to lure her to the Krusty Krab and keep her from going back home. The song was touching and the end was heartwarming.

6. Squid Wood: I actually don't hate this episode either. I never cared for Squidward nor do I really feel for him when he gets abused, especially post-movie Squidward. I do agree that his hate WAS undeserved, but once again I wasn't very affected.

5. SpongeBob, You're Fired!: Once again, I don't get the hate for this episode. Sure it was boring and predictable, and that's all I see that's negative. It had a happy ending and it gave every main character some airtime (except Plankton, understandably). SpongeBob's crying wasn't that annoying! I found his crying in A Day Without Tears and All That Glitters worse. I'd cry uncontrollably too if I got fired from my dream job. Squidward actually said that he preferred SpongeBob over a chaotic Krusty Krab. I swear people are just looking for reasons to hate an episode instead of look for something to LIKE about each episode!

4. Keep Bikini Bottom Clean: I didn't see this episode, so I don't have a say about this yet.

3. Mid-Life Crustacean: I thought of this episode more as a semi-adult-rated episode. Mr. Krabs actually didn't care for money in this episode! The panty raid was unorthodox but seriously hilarious. I like all the adult humor for this episode.

2. A Day Without Tears: Finally, an episode I agree fully!!! YES. This episode cursed my ears like no other. SpongeBob was too much of a crybaby in this episode. He cried for the stupidest reasons, and Squidward only made it worse by betting him not to cry, prompting him to make efforts to TRY to make him cry. To make things worse, people still have the audacity to call this a Squidward abuse episode. If anything, Squidward was the one abusing.

1. Are You Happy Now?: This episode was boring. That's all I can say. Also, this episode shows the show's lack of continuity. Squidward, in past seasons, did show happiness. For example, Band Geeks and House Fancy, both in which Squidward won against his rival Squilliam. The suicide jokes were only just depressing and boring. Like I said in another topic, suicide is never too far on a cartoon, no matter how it is executed. I officially rate this as meh.

So yeah. I basically agree with number 2. :p Maybe I'm too nice to the show.
 
I disagreed with most of your choices.

14.Once Bitten - Underrated. I love this episode.

13.The Splinter - DISGUSTING

12.Krabs a la Mode - I agree with you about Mr. Krabs but his appearance in Penny Foolish, The Cent of Money and One Coarse Meal is much worse. Also this episode is very creative and funny.

11.House fancy - So underrated. You hate it just because of toenail scene. Just close your eyes when you see that part. House Fancy was an enjoyable episode for me. Minus toenail scene, I love most part of this episode. Plus Squidward wins at the end of this episode.

10.Demolition Doofus - I agreed about Mrs. Puff but I found this episode very enjoyable.

9.Free Samples - Boo. I like this episode.

8.Reef Blower - Underrated. I love this episode.

7.Texas - I like this episode but I agreed about Texas jokes.

6.Squid Wood - I actually found this episode a little funny

5.Spongebob,Your Fired! - I actually like this one.

4.Keep the Bikini Bottom Clean - I agreed that the cop was annoying but TBH I found this episode funny.

3.Mid-life Crustacean - It's offensive but very funny.

2.A day without Tears - COME ON!!! SpongeBob didn't cry too much in this episode. SpongeBob's crying was actually a little funny in some parts. Plus, why this episode, not All That Glitters on the list? ATG is 1000000000000000000000000X more annoying than this episode.

1.Are You Happy Now - Just like toenail scene, suicide jokes doesn't make it a bad episode. I found this episode funny TBH but I agree that suicide jokes were horrible.
 
14. It's okay
13. Good choice
12. WHAT? It's one of my favorites
11. It's decent to me.
10. I don't like it, but I wouldn't put it in my bottom 20.
9. I actually like this one.
8. The worst of 1-3, but I still enjoy it.
7. I love this one.
6. It is bad, but not bottom 20 material.
5. I hate this one, but not bottom 20 material.
4. Way to high, but still bad.
3. What? This is in my top 30!
2. I hate it, but not this much.
1. Bad, but not the worst.
 
14.Once Bitten - I like this episode.
13.The Splinter - One of my least favorites.
12.Krabs a la Mode - My 3rd favorite Season 5 episode.
11.House Fancy - I like this episode.
10.Demolition Doofus - My 2nd least favorite Season 8 episode. This episode just shows how an idiot Mrs. Puff is.
9.Free Samples - I like this episode.
8.Reef Blower - One of the most underrated pre-movie episodes IMO. I love it.
7.Texas - I like this episode, but Sandy was aggressive.
6.Squid Wood - I don't like this episode. Too much Squidward Abuse.
5.Spongebob,You're Fired! - This episode is decent, but kind of depressing.
4.Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - Underrated. I like it and I thought the cop was annoying too.
3.Mid-Life Crustacean - I like this episode.
2.A Day Without Tears - Annoying episode. Squidward ruined everything and SpongeBob cried, but he didn't cry as in All That Glitters.
1.Are You Happy Now? - I would like this episode if the suicide jokes and the ending don't exist and some parts weren't good.
 
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