the snadventures (snail adventures) of shorty and harold

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once upon a time there was a snail named shorty. shorty the snail lived a very happy life and had lots of friends! since he was a snail, he was very slow. however, his snommunity (snail community) had come up with a great new way for them to move around faster: snooters (snail scooters)! shorty rode his snooter everywhere. one day, shorty was at snool (snail school) in snemistry (snail chemistry) learning about the snelements (snail elements). the bell rang, indicating the end of the class. shorty packed up his things and got on his snooter. however, before he could leave, his friend harold called him over. harold's snooter was stuck! shorty called over the teacher to help but it was no use. harold's snooter was dead. shorty offered harold a ride on his snooter since they were on their way to the same class anyway. harold graciously thanked shorty and got on the snooter. soon, they were on their way to snanish (snail spanish)! luckily they got there just before the late bell rang. they learned lots of snanish that day! after snool, shorty and harold took the dead snooter to the snop (snail shop) to get it fixed. the snechanic (snail mechanic) took one look at the snooter and frowned. he told them that the snengine (snail engine) was filled with snello (snail jello), a common problem. he took the snengine and shook it and all the snello fell out! he put the snengine back in the snooter and turned it on and it worked! harold graciously thanked the snechanic for the help and said goodbye to his friend shorty and rode home.

THE SNEND (snail end).
 

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