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this used to be a pretty popular fanfic on a website but that website got shut down so i'm reposting it here
Patrick Comes Out Of His Rock
(Patrick's rock opens and Patrick walks out.)
Patrick: (yawns) What a wonderful day! Don't you think so, rock?
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Rock! You're finally talking back! And you sound just like my friend, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: That's because it is me, Patrick!
Patrick: SpongeBob! You've turned into a rock?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick! I'm right behind you.
(Patrick turns around and sees SpongeBob.)
Patrick: SpongeBob!
(What a twist!)
Patrick Comes Out Of His Rock
(Patrick's rock opens and Patrick walks out.)
Patrick: (yawns) What a wonderful day! Don't you think so, rock?
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Rock! You're finally talking back! And you sound just like my friend, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: That's because it is me, Patrick!
Patrick: SpongeBob! You've turned into a rock?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick! I'm right behind you.
(Patrick turns around and sees SpongeBob.)
Patrick: SpongeBob!
(What a twist!)