Spongeo
Professional Mayo Player
Ok everyone I made a fanfic of Squidward (my first fanfic!) the title sounds boring but it is basically everyday adventures of Squidward! (Note: I am in the middle of a better Squidward fanfic so I am showing you this one) This fanfic is PG so its not inappropriate for anyone here.
S:1 E:1 "High School" (Pilot)Released: 7/17/13
(Bell Rings, Squidward stops brushing his luxurious silky blonde hair that is down to his upper back and preps himself for class)
Squidward: Ah Band class my favorite time of day! (Squiward takes out his clarinet)
Squilliam: How about that mine too!
Squidward: Finally somebody with class around here! I am Squidward by the way! (Puts out hand to shake)
Squilliam: Uh nice to meet you too! (takes out napkin and shakes Squidwards hand)
Teacher: OK! enough chit chat time to start symphony #8
(Class starts playing but its mediocre except Squilliam)
Squidward: Wow Squilliam! you are a very good player!
Squilliam: Thank you I get that a lot! Your music is umm OK
Squidward: :squidx: What are you saying?
Squilliam: Well your music is like any other player here its...crap.
Squidward: No its not Squilliam! mine is way better than yours!
Squilliam: I always enjoy challenges how about today at noon at the cafeteria!
Squidward: You're on Unibrow!
(They are at the cafeteria standing on the same table in front of a crowd of 9th graders the clock strikes noon)
Squilliam: Ok its noon time for the music! (Squilliam plays the most beautiful song the crowd cries)
Squidward: Alright amateur time for some real music!
(SpongeBob and Patrick in their teenage form jump out of the crowd)
SpongeBob: Go go Squidward!
Patrick: You can do it!
(Squidward drops all of his papers and picks them up in the wrong order)
Squidward: Dang! my papers! I am doomed!
(Squidward plays the worst music ever heard the crowd laughs)
Squilliam: look whos the amateur now! loser!
SpongeBob: That was beautiful!
Patrick: He has a way with music!
Squidward: (gets mad) You know what!
Squilliam: What? are you going to cry over my fame and glory!
Crowd: (laughs louder)
Squidward: You will all see one day I will beat you Squilliam!
Squilliam: (winks)
FIN
S:1 E:1 "High School" (Pilot)Released: 7/17/13
(Bell Rings, Squidward stops brushing his luxurious silky blonde hair that is down to his upper back and preps himself for class)
Squidward: Ah Band class my favorite time of day! (Squiward takes out his clarinet)
Squilliam: How about that mine too!
Squidward: Finally somebody with class around here! I am Squidward by the way! (Puts out hand to shake)
Squilliam: Uh nice to meet you too! (takes out napkin and shakes Squidwards hand)
Teacher: OK! enough chit chat time to start symphony #8
(Class starts playing but its mediocre except Squilliam)
Squidward: Wow Squilliam! you are a very good player!
Squilliam: Thank you I get that a lot! Your music is umm OK
Squidward: :squidx: What are you saying?
Squilliam: Well your music is like any other player here its...crap.
Squidward: No its not Squilliam! mine is way better than yours!
Squilliam: I always enjoy challenges how about today at noon at the cafeteria!
Squidward: You're on Unibrow!
(They are at the cafeteria standing on the same table in front of a crowd of 9th graders the clock strikes noon)
Squilliam: Ok its noon time for the music! (Squilliam plays the most beautiful song the crowd cries)
Squidward: Alright amateur time for some real music!
(SpongeBob and Patrick in their teenage form jump out of the crowd)
SpongeBob: Go go Squidward!
Patrick: You can do it!
(Squidward drops all of his papers and picks them up in the wrong order)
Squidward: Dang! my papers! I am doomed!
(Squidward plays the worst music ever heard the crowd laughs)
Squilliam: look whos the amateur now! loser!
SpongeBob: That was beautiful!
Patrick: He has a way with music!
Squidward: (gets mad) You know what!
Squilliam: What? are you going to cry over my fame and glory!
Crowd: (laughs louder)
Squidward: You will all see one day I will beat you Squilliam!
Squilliam: (winks)
FIN