The Complete 0th Season - not on DVD

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This is the Complete 0th season. It's called 0th since there might be a season 5 or other so I chose 0 since it did not start with 0.

EPISODE ONE: Sweet Fights

Writer: williambob286

Director: WHY WOULD I PUT THAT!

Tooken in: Spongebuddy mania forums

Narrator: ah yes, the Barg-n-Mart. Spongebob bought the final most delicous thing in the world, the Super Duper Sweety Snack for $1.99. Why did no one by it? May be because it looked like $199 to them.

Scooter: Dude, look at him! He has the Super Duper Sweety Snack!

Patrick: Get him

Shoppers: [get spongebob]

Spongebob: [runs to register] Help! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! [slips] oh no! [in his mind] "What might happen to me?!" [boings to counter].
Huh? I can buy it. [spongebob buys the candy]

Shoppers: Oh, Barnacles!

EPISODE TWO: BUSTED TV

Patrick: [nothing shows up] What happened to the TV?

[patrick accidentaly slips]

Patrick: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [crashes TV]. Oh man! Now I need to go and borrow others until I have enough money.

[goes to squidward's house]

Patrick: Squidward

Squidward: Yes Patrick,

P: Can I borrow your TV

S: No! Why?

P: Mine broke

S: Buy another insted by winning a lottery game

P: Do they have those

S: No! [laughs then TV explodes]. Oh great! Now mine's busted too!

Submit yours by repling with the next episode number and name
 
EPISODE 4: Gary Music

Writer: williambob286

Director: WHY WOULD I PUT THAT!

Tooken in: Spongebuddy mania forums

Narrator: Spongebob is at his home, he is just watching TV

TV Commercial Guy: Do you want your pet to sing? Then buy this! The Pet Musician for only $350.00

Spongebob: I think gary needs this so I'm buying! ^_^

[3 days later]

Gary: Meow

SB: This will make you sing

Gary: (mad) meow!

SB: Why don't you like it

G: meow

SB: I bought this for 350 dollars.

G: (yes in snail lang) meow.

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SB: Okay Gar, 3..2..1. go!

G: (jazzy voice)

Meow! Meow meow meow meeeowwwww! meowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! meow!

SB: Well what do you know

[50 seconds later]

Ding-dong!

SB: I'll get it!

Billboy: Here is you bill of $350 with $100 a month

SB: Oh, brother!

Please put episode number every time when producing an episode
 
EPISODE 5: Plan AA

Directed by: williambob286
Wirter: williambob286
Set: SpongeBuddy Mania Forums

Narrator: Plankton has escaped the jail since he is very small he had made Plan AA

Plankton: FINALLY! IT'S ALL MINE!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHA! [crushed]

Policeman: [walking]

Plankton: AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! YEOWCH! PAINFUL! OHHO!


<_<

NOTICE: I'll ask someone close this when we have 45 episodes.
 
you only have one episode? you should make a bunch of them! o.o
 
Episode 6: "Where the barnacles are we?"

{Spongebob and Squidward are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space}

Spongebob: Hey Squidward, could you give me a hand with this

Squidward: {interrupting} Wait a minute, shut up, moron. Where the barnacles ARE we?

Spongebob: I dunno. Someplace.

Squidward: What're we doing here? It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something.

Spongebob: Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! We're dead!

Squidward: Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.

{Spongebob looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen}

Spongebob: Here's a Twinkie.

Squidward: Oh. Maybe this is heaven!

Spongebob: Yeah, and it's just you and me forever!

{Squidward slowly turns his head toward the camera as Spongebob says this. As Squidward speaks, the background grows red}

Squidward: Wait a minute! This isn't heaven!!!

{Squidward flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it}

Squidward: AUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

{Squidward slides down off the bottom of the screen}

Spongebob: No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

{A few seconds later...}

Spongebob: {imitating telephone} Brinnng! Brinnng!

{Spongebob holds the Twinkie up to his ear}

Spongebob: Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Spongebob Squarepants. Yes sir, I can save the day! {puts the Twinkie down in midair, with a telephone click noise}

{Spongebob looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops and puts his leg down}

Spongebob: Um...I really don't think there's a way out of here.
 
episode 7

Patrick and the Beanstalk

:lol: hey spongebob, what's this?
:D i don't know
they look at the beanstalk
:O gotta go to work!!!!!! bye!!!!!
spongebob leaves
:O it looks yummy.
patrick eats the beanstalk. a boy comes.
boy: jeez, you just ruined the story!!!!!
;) what story?
boy: my name is jack. i'm in the story "jack and the beanstalk". now i can't be rich!!!! thanks a lot!!!!!!!!
jack leaves.
:lol: you're welcome!!! wow, i'm amazed at how nice i can be!!!!!!!!!
 
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Good One.

Episode 8: A Small One Meets the Smaller.

:D Meow.
^_^ Will You Shut up?
:) Slithers over :happybday:
:happybday: Ouch.
 
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lol!!!!!!!!

episode 9: the jellyfish get revenge

narrator: ah, what a loverly day in bikini bottom (jellyfish zip by) and looks as if the jellyfish are not so happy. and they are headed straight for O_o's house. maybe it isn't so loverly after all?

:happybday: is hanging put with O_o and ^_^ to settle agreements.

:happybday:: so, it's settled. we won't go into your house, ask you to go camping, wake you up, bring in your sunday paper, ruin your pedicure, think you're dead when you're speaking, make april fools day the worst day ever, tell you a secret to skill cranes, ecsetera, ecsetera.

:-P:good.

O_o: wait, has :D bothered you that much?

shows flashback of everything listed.

:-P: yes.

jellyfish come and sting :-P

:-P: yeow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:): i guess we should add that to the list, too.

O_o: (writing) don't let :-P get stung. okay, now what?

^_^: we can't stop the jellyfish. i guess we're gonna have to wait.

O_o: okay.

two hours later, the jellyfish leave.

O_o takes the paper with all the rules and rips it up.

^_^: well, there goes the rules. let's ask him to camp with us tonight!!!!!!!!!!
 
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