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The Adventures of Squidward and Ice Bear
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Author's Notes:
I grabbed a few quotes and ideas from some of the episodes of the actual show. Sue me
(this is too similar to food truck, isn't it)
Sorry this was kind of weak. I just thought of it being a nice quick story.
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Episode 8: Calzones
Written by Prez
Squidward: So, Grizz told me you make a good calzone.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear certainly does.
Squidward: I'll try one.
*Later...*
Ice Bear: Dinner is served. *bows* Arigato.
*Squidward tries it*
Squidward: Say, this is good.
*Ice Bear smirks* "Ice Bear knows."
Squidward: We should make everyone try it.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear tried but could only attract animals to the food, so it was kind of a success? *makes half and half sign with hand*
Squidward: I could at least tell SpongeBob and his friends about it.
Ice Bear: That would be great.
*even later*
SpongeBob: Say this is one of the best things I've ever tasted!
Squidward: It's nice to see a happy ending for once, eh Ice Bear?
End.
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Author's Note:
This episode includes borrowed themes from the We Bare Bears episode "Burrito".
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Episode 9: The Burrito Challenge
written by MMM
(Panda, Squidward and Ice Bear talking)
Panda: And so, a while ago, Grizz became so attached this burrito, it was kind of crazy.
Squidward: Pfft, sounds like something he would do.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear has been given an idea.
Panda: What?
(Cut to Ice Bear making a bunch of burritos)
Squidward: Sooo...what's this for again?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will do Burrito Challenge.
Panda: Oh, no...well, either way (pulls out stopwatch, sets it to thirty minutes)
Ice Bear: (sits down)
Panda: Ready...set...go!
Ice Bear: (finishes challenge, even the big burrito, in three and a half minutes flat)
Squidward: (gasps, sputters) Step aside, gentlemen! Let me try this.
Panda: Well, alright.
(25 BURRITO PREPARATIONS LATER)
Panda: You have thirty minutes....ready, set, go!
Squidward: (starts eating, but goes too fast and eats too much) Ohhhh....I can't..... (falls over)
Ice Bear: Another victory for Ice Bear.
I grabbed a few quotes and ideas from some of the episodes of the actual show. Sue me
(this is too similar to food truck, isn't it)
Sorry this was kind of weak. I just thought of it being a nice quick story.
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Episode 8: Calzones
Written by Prez
Squidward: So, Grizz told me you make a good calzone.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear certainly does.
Squidward: I'll try one.
*Later...*
Ice Bear: Dinner is served. *bows* Arigato.
*Squidward tries it*
Squidward: Say, this is good.
*Ice Bear smirks* "Ice Bear knows."
Squidward: We should make everyone try it.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear tried but could only attract animals to the food, so it was kind of a success? *makes half and half sign with hand*
Squidward: I could at least tell SpongeBob and his friends about it.
Ice Bear: That would be great.
*even later*
SpongeBob: Say this is one of the best things I've ever tasted!
Squidward: It's nice to see a happy ending for once, eh Ice Bear?
End.
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Author's Note:
This episode includes borrowed themes from the We Bare Bears episode "Burrito".
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Episode 9: The Burrito Challenge
written by MMM
(Panda, Squidward and Ice Bear talking)
Panda: And so, a while ago, Grizz became so attached this burrito, it was kind of crazy.
Squidward: Pfft, sounds like something he would do.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear has been given an idea.
Panda: What?
(Cut to Ice Bear making a bunch of burritos)
Squidward: Sooo...what's this for again?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will do Burrito Challenge.
Panda: Oh, no...well, either way (pulls out stopwatch, sets it to thirty minutes)
Ice Bear: (sits down)
Panda: Ready...set...go!
Ice Bear: (finishes challenge, even the big burrito, in three and a half minutes flat)
Squidward: (gasps, sputters) Step aside, gentlemen! Let me try this.
Panda: Well, alright.
(25 BURRITO PREPARATIONS LATER)
Panda: You have thirty minutes....ready, set, go!
Squidward: (starts eating, but goes too fast and eats too much) Ohhhh....I can't..... (falls over)
Ice Bear: Another victory for Ice Bear.
Big Meaty Claws
K I D S
Episode 10: BFFs
Concept by Prez and BMC
Written by BMC
*Squidward and Ice Bear going out for dinner*
Squidward: Bye bye, bears!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear says goodbye.
*Door slam*
Panda: Aww man, how come we were invited?
Grizz: I don't know, but this seems pretty suspicious...
Panda: I just think Ice Bear never wants to hang out with us anymore.... just with that squid that somehow is breathing on land... wait... that doesn't make any sense...
Grizz: That's it Pan Pan! We gotta get revenge for him never hanging out with us! *laughing*
Panda: But how?
Grizz: Panda, let's say someone stole your favorite possession, your Phone. How would you feel?
Panda: Empty. My phone is my life, in a rectangle.
Grizz: Exactly! Let's steal all of Ice Bear's ninja stars, and put them in Squidward's shirt so he'll think he stole it!
*Grizz and Panda steal the ninja stars and attach them to Squidward's shirt*
The Next Day...
*Squidward wakes up and puts his shirt on*
*Ice Bear wakes up and checks on his ninja stars, and makes a shocked face*
Ice Bear: Ice Bear lost his ninja stars.
Panda: Psssst... I think Squidward took them.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is ready to destroy the culprit.
*Ice Bear runs after Squidward and tackles him*
Squidward: AAAAAAAAAH!
Ice Bear: Where are Ice Bear's ninja stars?
Squidward: I don't have them! I promise!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear requires proof.
Squidward: Look! *Ninja stars fall off shirt* Uh ohh....
*Ice Bear chases after Squidward and beats him up*
Squidward: Please! *kick* Stop! *punch*
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is going to get serious.
*Ice Bear gets up and walks to the fridge*
Squidward: N-n-NO!
*Ice Bear comes out running with the axe, swinging it at Squidward*
*Grizz and Panda notice this huge fight*
Panda: Maybe we should confess that we stole it, we don't want to ruin their friendship.
Grizz: Yeah.... let's go.
Panda: Ice Bear! Squidward!
*Ice Bear and Squidward look*
Grizz: We were the ones who put the ninja stars in Squidward's shirt... we're sorry, we were just jealous of Squidward hanging out with you all the time.
*Ice Bear stares at them*
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will buy everyone ice cream.
*Yay happy ending*
Concept by Prez and BMC
Written by BMC
*Squidward and Ice Bear going out for dinner*
Squidward: Bye bye, bears!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear says goodbye.
*Door slam*
Panda: Aww man, how come we were invited?
Grizz: I don't know, but this seems pretty suspicious...
Panda: I just think Ice Bear never wants to hang out with us anymore.... just with that squid that somehow is breathing on land... wait... that doesn't make any sense...
Grizz: That's it Pan Pan! We gotta get revenge for him never hanging out with us! *laughing*
Panda: But how?
Grizz: Panda, let's say someone stole your favorite possession, your Phone. How would you feel?
Panda: Empty. My phone is my life, in a rectangle.
Grizz: Exactly! Let's steal all of Ice Bear's ninja stars, and put them in Squidward's shirt so he'll think he stole it!
*Grizz and Panda steal the ninja stars and attach them to Squidward's shirt*
The Next Day...
*Squidward wakes up and puts his shirt on*
*Ice Bear wakes up and checks on his ninja stars, and makes a shocked face*
Ice Bear: Ice Bear lost his ninja stars.
Panda: Psssst... I think Squidward took them.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is ready to destroy the culprit.
*Ice Bear runs after Squidward and tackles him*
Squidward: AAAAAAAAAH!
Ice Bear: Where are Ice Bear's ninja stars?
Squidward: I don't have them! I promise!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear requires proof.
Squidward: Look! *Ninja stars fall off shirt* Uh ohh....
*Ice Bear chases after Squidward and beats him up*
Squidward: Please! *kick* Stop! *punch*
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is going to get serious.
*Ice Bear gets up and walks to the fridge*
Squidward: N-n-NO!
*Ice Bear comes out running with the axe, swinging it at Squidward*
*Grizz and Panda notice this huge fight*
Panda: Maybe we should confess that we stole it, we don't want to ruin their friendship.
Grizz: Yeah.... let's go.
Panda: Ice Bear! Squidward!
*Ice Bear and Squidward look*
Grizz: We were the ones who put the ninja stars in Squidward's shirt... we're sorry, we were just jealous of Squidward hanging out with you all the time.
*Ice Bear stares at them*
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will buy everyone ice cream.
*Yay happy ending*
President Squidward
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Episode 11: Amanda Show
Written by IdiotFriend
Ice Bear: Ice Bear doesn't see why he was dragged to this
Squid: Its cool thats why
Amanda gets on stage
Amanda: My name's Amanda and I ended the Cold War all by myself!
On today's show i'm going to answer some questions from the audience!
Squidward (thinking): This could be my chance to be on TV
Squidward: OOH AMANDA AMANDA I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!!1!1!1!1!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants you to chill.
Amanda: Okay, that squid guy all the way in the back
Squid: How can I be talented as you, Amanda?
Amanda: Years of practice helps and soon if that works you can be as popular as me.
Squid: ooohhh, I'm going to be on television! <333333
Ice Bear: thats hot
Written by IdiotFriend
Ice Bear: Ice Bear doesn't see why he was dragged to this
Squid: Its cool thats why
Amanda gets on stage
Amanda: My name's Amanda and I ended the Cold War all by myself!
On today's show i'm going to answer some questions from the audience!
Squidward (thinking): This could be my chance to be on TV
Squidward: OOH AMANDA AMANDA I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!!1!1!1!1!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants you to chill.
Amanda: Okay, that squid guy all the way in the back
Squid: How can I be talented as you, Amanda?
Amanda: Years of practice helps and soon if that works you can be as popular as me.
Squid: ooohhh, I'm going to be on television! <333333
Ice Bear: thats hot
Grubby Grouper
oce
ScumBob
sicko m0de
Needs more squidward blood
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more stuff coming soon
i think
right guys
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Episode 12: return of Gambol
written by Kaiju
*Knock*
Gumball: IM BACK TO VANDALIZE YOUR HOUSE!!!
Squidward: Oh crap it's him again
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will get rid of gumball
*Ice Bear opens the door*
Squidward: What? He's gone?
Gumball: No I'm not.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear commands you to get lost.
Gumball: Nope. I'm here to stay, because I just moved in with my family next door and I'm going to be coming here every day to annoy you guys. THERES NO WAY YOUR GETTING RID OF ME NOW
Squidward: Oh yes there is...
*Squidward punches Gumball's head*
Gumball: Thats it im going to destroy Amanda Bynes. ILL BE BACK NEXT EPISODE!!
*gumball finally leaves after 10 minutes*
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is grateful Gumball left.
Squidward: Me too.
*Panda and Grizz appear out of nowhere*
Panda: What the heck happened?
Squidward: Our new neighbor tried to vandalize the house again and now he's trying to kill Amanda Bynes.
Grizz: okay, so now what do we do?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear thinks we should lock him in the fridge.
Squidward: Let's just wait until he returns from his failed murder attempt and then lock him in the fridge.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear agrees with that notion.
Squidward: good.
FIN
i think
right guys
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Episode 12: return of Gambol
written by Kaiju
*Knock*
Gumball: IM BACK TO VANDALIZE YOUR HOUSE!!!
Squidward: Oh crap it's him again
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will get rid of gumball
*Ice Bear opens the door*
Squidward: What? He's gone?
Gumball: No I'm not.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear commands you to get lost.
Gumball: Nope. I'm here to stay, because I just moved in with my family next door and I'm going to be coming here every day to annoy you guys. THERES NO WAY YOUR GETTING RID OF ME NOW
Squidward: Oh yes there is...
*Squidward punches Gumball's head*
Gumball: Thats it im going to destroy Amanda Bynes. ILL BE BACK NEXT EPISODE!!
*gumball finally leaves after 10 minutes*
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is grateful Gumball left.
Squidward: Me too.
*Panda and Grizz appear out of nowhere*
Panda: What the heck happened?
Squidward: Our new neighbor tried to vandalize the house again and now he's trying to kill Amanda Bynes.
Grizz: okay, so now what do we do?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear thinks we should lock him in the fridge.
Squidward: Let's just wait until he returns from his failed murder attempt and then lock him in the fridge.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear agrees with that notion.
Squidward: good.
FIN
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Well, you have a story coming up, but I've been having writer's block haha
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Episode 13: Evening Stroll
written by MMM
Ice Bear: Ice Bear needs a break from Squidward. (goes outside for a walk)
SpongeBob: Good mooorrrning, Mr. Ice Bear!
Ice Bear: (bows)
Grizz: (looks around) Oh, no....
Ice Bear: (sees fish)
Civilians: (running around screaming)
Fred: MY LOWER EXTENSION!
Ice Bear: (runs around like normal bear, crashing into buildings, violently devouring everywhere)
SpongeBob: Ice Bear, wait!
Squidward: Finally, those morons are gone. Welp, I gotta hand it to you,Ice Be-
SpongeBob: (starts crying) Bikini Bottom is gone!
Ice Bear: (looks at the carnage) Ice Bear regrets his mistake. (spits out everywhere, quickly rebuilds buildings)
Civilians: (cheering)
Squidward: NAAAAAHHH
the end
written by MMM
Ice Bear: Ice Bear needs a break from Squidward. (goes outside for a walk)
SpongeBob: Good mooorrrning, Mr. Ice Bear!
Ice Bear: (bows)
Grizz: (looks around) Oh, no....
Ice Bear: (sees fish)
Civilians: (running around screaming)
Fred: MY LOWER EXTENSION!
Ice Bear: (runs around like normal bear, crashing into buildings, violently devouring everywhere)
SpongeBob: Ice Bear, wait!
Squidward: Finally, those morons are gone. Welp, I gotta hand it to you,Ice Be-
SpongeBob: (starts crying) Bikini Bottom is gone!
Ice Bear: (looks at the carnage) Ice Bear regrets his mistake. (spits out everywhere, quickly rebuilds buildings)
Civilians: (cheering)
Squidward: NAAAAAHHH
the end
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More stories coming soon when we think of ideas
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Does the Hitman comic count as a story
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Sure. :PDoes the Hitman comic count as a story
Big Meaty Claws
K I D S
Episode 14: Video Game
by BMC
*Grizz playing Smash Bros-like game with cartoon characters online*
Grizz: Take that Cheeto99!
Panda: Cheeto99? I'm dating her online!
Squidward: Oh, Grizzly, still playing video games like a child, rather than being adult-like and fancy like me. *sips grape soda out of wine* And no, Common Sense Media, this is not wine!
Ice Bear: It's Ice Bear's turn.
Grizz: Here ya go.
*Ice Bear plays as himself and one hit KOs Cheeto99 with his axe*
Grizz: Woah! Ice Bear, you rock dude!
Ice Bear: *tiny smile* Ice Bear will remain victorious. *Tori Vega appears in background for a millisecond*
Squidward: Huh? If Ice Bear plays it, they gotta be good! ALRIGHT! MY TURN!
Grizz: Woah, guys! We should have a mini-tournament!
*Ice Bear dreams of huge celebration party*
*Squidward dreams of a giant trophy and rubs it in SpongeBob's face*
Squidward: Let's do it!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is ready to win.
Epic Smash Bros Announcer: ICE BEAR VS SQUIDWARD!
Squidward: Take this, you white menace!
*Squidward plays clarinet in game*
Ice Bear: Ice Bear ninja star attack.
*Ice Bear throws ninja stars in game*
*Squidward and Ice Bear clacking the buttons*
Grizz: Ya know, it's a lot less fun watching someone play the game, eh, Pan Pan?
Panda: What was that? Cheeto99 stopped talking to me, so I'll show her by talking to her friend, XxXGreen_DoritoXxX!
*Goes inside Squidward's mind*
*Epic anime-style fight scene between Ice Bear and Squidward fighting with an axe and a clarinet*
*Clarinet breaks*
Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Epic Smash Bros Announcer: GAME! AND THE WINNER IS.... ICE BEAR!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will always be the victor.
Squidward: We'll see about that...
To be continued....?
by BMC
*Grizz playing Smash Bros-like game with cartoon characters online*
Grizz: Take that Cheeto99!
Panda: Cheeto99? I'm dating her online!
Squidward: Oh, Grizzly, still playing video games like a child, rather than being adult-like and fancy like me. *sips grape soda out of wine* And no, Common Sense Media, this is not wine!
Ice Bear: It's Ice Bear's turn.
Grizz: Here ya go.
*Ice Bear plays as himself and one hit KOs Cheeto99 with his axe*
Grizz: Woah! Ice Bear, you rock dude!
Ice Bear: *tiny smile* Ice Bear will remain victorious. *Tori Vega appears in background for a millisecond*
Squidward: Huh? If Ice Bear plays it, they gotta be good! ALRIGHT! MY TURN!
Grizz: Woah, guys! We should have a mini-tournament!
*Ice Bear dreams of huge celebration party*
*Squidward dreams of a giant trophy and rubs it in SpongeBob's face*
Squidward: Let's do it!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is ready to win.
Epic Smash Bros Announcer: ICE BEAR VS SQUIDWARD!
Squidward: Take this, you white menace!
*Squidward plays clarinet in game*
Ice Bear: Ice Bear ninja star attack.
*Ice Bear throws ninja stars in game*
*Squidward and Ice Bear clacking the buttons*
Grizz: Ya know, it's a lot less fun watching someone play the game, eh, Pan Pan?
Panda: What was that? Cheeto99 stopped talking to me, so I'll show her by talking to her friend, XxXGreen_DoritoXxX!
*Goes inside Squidward's mind*
*Epic anime-style fight scene between Ice Bear and Squidward fighting with an axe and a clarinet*
*Clarinet breaks*
Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Epic Smash Bros Announcer: GAME! AND THE WINNER IS.... ICE BEAR!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will always be the victor.
Squidward: We'll see about that...
To be continued....?
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Episode 15: Viral Hangout
written by MMM, story by Prez
Squidward: (watching video on computer)
(video consists of Nom Nom walking on bookshelf, falling off)
Nom Nom: (thumbs up)
Squidward: Haha, classic.
Nom Nom: HEY!
Squidward: Woah, what?
Nom Nom: You seem cool. (jumps out of computer screen)
Squidward: WHAAATTT WOOOAHHH WHO WRITES THIS-
(black)
Squidward: (wakes up, sees Ice Bear)
Ice Bear: (angry)
Squidward: Woah, there.
Ice Bear: (shows up fist)
Squidward: What's wrong?
Nom Nom: We hung out!
Squidward: Huh?
Ice Bear: (shows 65 Polaroids of Nom Nom having fun with Squidward's sleeping body)
Squidward: But, I didn't....
Ice Bear: Ice Bear doesn't believe you. (punches Squidward)
(cut to Youtube video of everything we just saw)
Grizz and Panda: (watching video) Heh, classic.
(Likes video)
written by MMM, story by Prez
Squidward: (watching video on computer)
(video consists of Nom Nom walking on bookshelf, falling off)
Nom Nom: (thumbs up)
Squidward: Haha, classic.
Nom Nom: HEY!
Squidward: Woah, what?
Nom Nom: You seem cool. (jumps out of computer screen)
Squidward: WHAAATTT WOOOAHHH WHO WRITES THIS-
(black)
Squidward: (wakes up, sees Ice Bear)
Ice Bear: (angry)
Squidward: Woah, there.
Ice Bear: (shows up fist)
Squidward: What's wrong?
Nom Nom: We hung out!
Squidward: Huh?
Ice Bear: (shows 65 Polaroids of Nom Nom having fun with Squidward's sleeping body)
Squidward: But, I didn't....
Ice Bear: Ice Bear doesn't believe you. (punches Squidward)
(cut to Youtube video of everything we just saw)
Grizz and Panda: (watching video) Heh, classic.
(Likes video)
Squeezerd
Imitation Krab
Episode 16: Switch Places
Written By squidzuli
One Morning Squidward Wake up , But He Was In The Fridge (The Place Were Ice Bear Sleep)
Squidward:" what... what am i doing in the fridge & why my arms & legs looks pretty white wait the minute..
"
*Squidward looked at the mirror*
Squidward:"*Gasp* what's wrong?! why i'am in ice bear's body :squidhuh: :patrickomg: "
*probably that's happend with ice bear too*
Ice Bear came to Squidward Saying: Ice Bear Think you did that
"
Squidward"Huh?...What are you Tallking about?!?"
*The Bathroom's Door opned by power*
there was Gambol in There Saying:" I dit it :stranglerlaugh: "
Squidward:"Ok you blue moron that's Enough... anyway why did you do this & how?"
Meanwhile...
Gambol:"...& Thats why i did that but i can't tell you how?"
Squidward: you ::dolphin noise:: idiot troll!! you will get us back or..."
Ice Bear: "ice bear will get you in the fridge :torch: "
Gambol:"fine fine, but please get that guy away from me!"
*& evreythings back to normal*
Written By squidzuli
One Morning Squidward Wake up , But He Was In The Fridge (The Place Were Ice Bear Sleep)
Squidward:" what... what am i doing in the fridge & why my arms & legs looks pretty white wait the minute..
" *Squidward looked at the mirror*
Squidward:"*Gasp* what's wrong?! why i'am in ice bear's body :squidhuh: :patrickomg: "
*probably that's happend with ice bear too*
Ice Bear came to Squidward Saying: Ice Bear Think you did that
"Squidward"Huh?...What are you Tallking about?!?"
*The Bathroom's Door opned by power*
there was Gambol in There Saying:" I dit it :stranglerlaugh: "
Squidward:"Ok you blue moron that's Enough... anyway why did you do this & how?"
Meanwhile...
Gambol:"...& Thats why i did that but i can't tell you how?"
Squidward: you ::dolphin noise:: idiot troll!! you will get us back or..."
Ice Bear: "ice bear will get you in the fridge :torch: "
Gambol:"fine fine, but please get that guy away from me!"
*& evreythings back to normal*