The Adventures of Squidward and Ice Bear

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The Adventures of Squidward and Ice Bear

created by President Squidward and BMC
written by President Squidward, BMC, MMM, Vivid Kiss, Idiot Friend, and Kaijusaurus Rex
title card by BMC
additional comics drawn by Grubby Grouper
based on characters created by Daniel Chong and Stephen Hillenburg

Pretty much what it sounds like. Don't take this too seriously, though. :p

Episode List:

Episode 1: Squidward and Ice Bear in... Cooking
Episode 2: Squidward and Ice Bear in... Art
Episode 3: Squidward and Ice Bear in... Amanda Bynes Visits
Episode 4: Squidward and Ice Bear in... The Clarinets
Episode 5: Squidward and Ice Bear in... Bar
Episode 6: Squidward and Ice Bear in... Bear #4
Episode 7: Squidward and Ice Bear in... Gambol
Episode 8: Squidward and Ice Bear in... Calzones
Episode 9: Squidward and Ice Bear in... The Burrito Challenge
Episode 10: Squidward and Ice Bear in... BFFs
Episode 11: Squidward and Ice Bear in... Amanda Show
Episode 12: Squidward and Ice Bear in... return of Gambol
Episode 13: Squidward and Ice Bear in... Evening Stroll
Episode 14: TBA
Episode 15: TBA

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Comic List:

Squidward and Ice Bear in... Cooking
Squidward and Ice Bear in... Art

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What if this mini-series had audio? I would like be a writer for this!
 

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Only one writer spot left, as the PM system has a maximum limit of five. :p
 

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Episode 2: Art
Written by BMC

*Panda drawing anime pictures of Lucy"

Squidward: Oh, puh-lease, you know absolutely NOTHING about art.

Panda: I just draw what I'm thinking about...

Squidward: Don't draw from the brain, draw from the HEART. Watch me...

*Squidward paints a picture of himself and Ice Bear blowing up SpongeBob's house*

*Ice Bear walks in and looks at drawings*

Ice Bear: Ice Bear is the best artist.

*Ice Bear grabs a pencil and erases Panda's drawing*

Panda: No no no! I worked so hard on that!

Ice Bear: Ice Bear can improve everything.

*Ice Bear changes picture to a picture of him*

Panda: Ughh...

Ice Bear: Ice Bear thinks Squid's picture is awful.

Squidward: What do you think you're- oh.... well, I guess you know the best about art! Hehehe...

*Ice Bear changes Squidward in the picture to another Ice Bear*

Squidward: W-what? I mean, uh... great improvement Mr. Ice Bear!

Ice Bear: The world needs more Ice Bear.

Official episode art:

 

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Episode 3: Amanda Bynes visits

Written by guest writer, IdiotFriend

*phones rings*
Squid: WTF DO U WANT???!!!!
Ice Bear: Hi.
Squid: Sorry, I thought u were Sponge.
Ice Bear: Amanda Bynes is coming.
*hangs up*
Squid: OMG Amanda Bynes is coming! This is the best day ever.
LATER
Amanda then walks past a crowd of fans.
Amanda: Hi fans.
Squid: Amanda i'm your biggest fan!
Ice Bear: chill.
Amanda: bye.
THE END

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Episode 4: The Clarinets

written by MMM

Squidward: Hey, moron, what do you think of my music? (plays clarinet badly)
Ice Bear: Ice Bear can improve. (pulls out a clarinet, and begins playing Ride of the Valkyries at 500 tempo)
Squidward: But...what....
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is self taught.
Squidward: Well, watch this! (tries doing the same thing, but fails miserably)
ice Bear: (claps slow and sarcastically)
Grizz: (walks in) Hey, what's going on? Who's doing that?
Ice Bear : (points at Squidward)
Grizz: (starts walking towards Squidward) If I hear that one more time....
Ice Bear: (karate chops Squidward's clarinet in half)
Squidward: NOOOO!
Ice Bear: (evil smile)
 

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Since our PM is full, if anyone still wants to join, just PM one of us with your episode and we'll approve of it.
 

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President Squidward said:
I want to see a drawing of his evil smile :p


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Episode 5: Bar

written by Prez
*Squidward and Ice Bear walk into a bar*
Bartender: Good evening! What can I get for you?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants tequila
Squidward: A couple of some hard rum, please.

*a couple hours later*

Squidward: ehehahhhaha remember that time,when you were at the bar...
Ice Bear: Ice Bear knew this was going to happen...

Erm, you're acting drunk.

Squidward: DRUNK? What're you talking about, you silly bear!

*Ice Bear looks annoyed* Ice Bear's getting you out of here.

Squidward: TAKE ME HOME, ICE BEAR

END
 

Master WhoBruh

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Is this some kind of cliffhanger because I kind of wanna know what'll happen when they arrive at home :wetpaint:
 

Kaiju

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I sent an episode. We get to see Ice Bear kick some butts in it.
 

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Episode 6: Bear #4
by BMC

*Squidward walks around the cave, cleaning up the bear's mess and finds a laptop*

Squidward: Hmmm... I wonder what those bears have to say about me...

*Squidward looks through everything on the laptop*

Squidward: Really? Nothing? Ughh... what's this? "baerzrock.ppt"?

*Squidward clicks on the slide show and watches the presentation from Chloe*

Squidward: Hmmmm... *gasp* Bears have that many abs? That's it! I gotta be a bear to get abs! ICE BEAR! ICE BEAR!

Ice Bear: You have Ice Bear's attention.

Squidward: Ice Bear, how do I become an awesome bear like you?

Ice Bear: Ice Bear hates unnatural bears.

Squidward: What do you mean unnatural?

Ice Bear: Ice Bear thinks Squidward will never be a bear.

Squidward: Grrr... I'll show you!

*cue montage of Squidward studying Grizz and Panda and stealing their fur*

ONE BEAR STALKING WEEK LATER...

Squidward: YA SEE? I'm a bear! *has bear fur stuck all over him*

Ice Bear: Ice Bear can make better costumes.

Squidward: Forget the costume! I can ACT like a bear!

*Squidward inhales Panda and Grizz's breakfast*

Grizz and Panda: Hey!

Squidward: Hey, bears! Want to talk about bear stuff?

*Squidward checks for abs*

Squidward: I can already see em Squiddy!

*Ice Bear rips Squidward's fur off*

Squidward: OW! THAT HURT! *begins to cry*

Ice Bear: *stands on top of Squidward crying* Ice Bear has best abs.

*picture of Ice Bear with abs*
 

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Episode 7: Gambol

written by Kaijusaurus Rex

*Gumball knocks on the door*

Squidward: What are you doing here!

Gumball: I'm here to vandalize your house.

*Squidward slams the door on Gumball*

Squidward: There's an intruder outside and he wants to vandalize the house.

*Ice Bear blankly stares at Squidward*

Squidward: So what are you gonna do about it?

Ice Bear: Ice Bear will deal with the intruder.

*Knock knock*

Gumball: I'm back and I brought Darwin with me. Say hi Darwin.

*Darwin waves*

Gumball: Both of us are going to spray paint your house blue!

Ice Bear: Ice Bear is going to kick your ::dolphin noise::.

Gumball and Darwin: what?

*Ice Bear beats up Gumball and Darwin*

Gumball: you win.

Squidward: Yes they're gone!

Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants money as a reward for his services.

Squidward: No.

*Ice Bear uppercuts Squidward*


The End.

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Oh yeah, and also, GG made a comic out of the first episode:


 
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