Tensions are running high at the Krusty Krab

[DadMom AngryPants]

 

[hfjs]

A sea sponge mysteriously came in the middle of the fight, with the crab repeatedly trying to throw him out.

 

[BabySmitty]

The Bikini Bottom Gazette

TENSIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH AT THE KRUSTY KRAB

by Harold Bottomfeeder

The Krusty Krab- home of the Krabby Patty. The normally friendly, if somewhat eccentric, eatery was the location of a sudden brawl between Eugene H Krabs, the manager, and Squidward Q Tentacles, the cashier. The two had been seen arguing about the establishment's napkin policy, among other things, when the octopus suddenly assaulted the krab, tackling him and punching him in the face. Krabs, a hard-shelled war veteran, was able to more than hold his own in the fight, putting Squidward in a headlock and pinching his nose with his big meaty claws.

Fry cook Spongebob J Squarepants attempted to intervene, which resulted in him getting a black eye and a broken nose. A customer, who insisted on remaining anonymous, called the cops, then proceeded to comfort Squarepants, who was crying in the corner from the stress of the situation.

"It was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life," said Mr Squarepants from his hospital bed, now wearing bandages on his nose. "The Krusty Krab is supposed to be a happy place."

Eugene Krabs and Squidward Tentacles stayed overnight in prison, but Spongebob bailed them out. Before leaving, the guard forced Eugene and Squidward to "shake hands and get over it."

 

[todd phillips]

yeah i heard about that story.

 

[The Real Nostalgia Critic]

I guess Squidward has had enough of Mr. Krabs throwing him bowls.

 

[todd phillips]

I guess Squidward has had enough of Mr. Krabs throwing him bowls.

:rofl: :yes: :hehe: :lol: :sbx: :laughsquid:

 

[BubbleBlowingBaby]

The Bikini Bottom Gazette

TENSIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH AT THE KRUSTY KRAB

by Harold Bottomfeeder

The Krusty Krab- home of the Krabby Patty. The normally friendly, if somewhat eccentric, eatery was the location of a sudden brawl between Eugene H Krabs, the manager, and Squidward Q Tentacles, the cashier. The two had been seen arguing about the establishment's napkin policy, among other things, when the octopus suddenly assaulted the krab, tackling him and punching him in the face. Krabs, a hard-shelled war veteran, was able to more than hold his own in the fight, putting Squidward in a headlock and pinching his nose with his big meaty claws.

Fry cook Spongebob J Squarepants attempted to intervene, which resulted in him getting a black eye and a broken nose. A customer, who insisted on remaining anonymous, called the cops, then proceeded to comfort Squarepants, who was crying in the corner from the stress of the situation.

"It was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life," said Mr Squarepants from his hospital bed, now wearing bandages on his nose. "The Krusty Krab is supposed to be a happy place."

Eugene Krabs and Squidward Tentacles stayed overnight in prison, but Spongebob bailed them out. Before leaving, the guard forced Eugene and Squidward to "shake hands and get over it."

 

[BabySmitty]

The Bikini Bottom Gazette

TENSIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH AT THE KRUSTY KRAB

by Harold Bottomfeeder

The Krusty Krab- home of the Krabby Patty. The normally friendly, if somewhat eccentric, eatery was the location of a sudden brawl between Eugene H Krabs, the manager, and Squidward Q Tentacles, the cashier. The two had been seen arguing about the establishment's napkin policy, among other things, when the octopus suddenly assaulted the krab, tackling him and punching him in the face. Krabs, a hard-shelled war veteran, was able to more than hold his own in the fight, putting Squidward in a headlock and pinching his nose with his big meaty claws.

Fry cook Spongebob J Squarepants attempted to intervene, which resulted in him getting a black eye and a broken nose. A customer, who insisted on remaining anonymous, called the cops, then proceeded to comfort Squarepants, who was crying in the corner from the stress of the situation.

"It was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life," said Mr Squarepants from his hospital bed, now wearing bandages on his nose. "The Krusty Krab is supposed to be a happy place."

Eugene Krabs and Squidward Tentacles stayed overnight in prison, but Spongebob bailed them out. Before leaving, the guard forced Eugene and Squidward to "shake hands and get over it."

YOUR GIF SIGNATURE IS THE GREATEST THING I"VE EVER SEEN, CAN YOU MAKE ME ONE???? OMG I LOVE YOU

 

[BubbleBlowingBaby]

YOUR GIF SIGNATURE IS THE GREATEST THING I"VE EVER SEEN, CAN YOU MAKE ME ONE???? OMG I LOVE YOU

Yep :sbthumbs:

 

[BabySmitty]

Yep :sbthumbs:

I need a gif of the "Have a bowl Mister Squidward" scene, and Spongebob snorting the cereal like lines of coke

 

[iedasb]

I need a gif of the "Have a bowl Mister Squidward" scene, and Spongebob snorting the cereal like lines of coke

or

not very good :P

doing the coke thing

 

[BabySmitty]

or

not very good :P

I LAUGHED A LOT

 

[BubbleBlowingBaby]

I need a gif of the "Have a bowl Mister Squidward" scene, and Spongebob snorting the cereal like lines of coke

Done and done.

Sig Size:

 

[iedasb]

Done and done.

Sig Size:

You did it better :P

 

[The Communist Manifesto]

This is awesome.

 

[BubbleBlowingBaby]

You did it better :P

Thanks! :)

 

[BabySmitty]

THIS ENTIRE THREAD JUST GOT SO MUCH BETTER

Seriously, I love you guys. This is such a fantastic community of Spongebob fans.

 

[E.V.I.L]

don't octopi eat krabs :P

 

[Growlie]

Why would you make that much of a mess?

 

[The Guy With the Computer]

don't octopi eat krabs :P

Unfortunate Implications arise.