Squidward's 3 good reasons to run around in colored undies

DadMom AngryPants

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Mermaid Man: The power's all in the costume. Why else would we run around in colored undies?
Squidward: I can think of three good reasons.
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What do you think Squidward's three good reasons are?
 

MasiHosseini

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Squidward Tentacles

Guys hate him because he's hotter than them.
Girls hate him because he pwned Spongebob.
I love him because i don't care what other people think ;D
 

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All I know is it could be something about Make-Out Reef... :bullshrimp:

I think I actually took Squidward's comment as being sarcastic.
 
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he is very proud of his sexuality
he needs squilliam
he finally gets to wear freaking pants... well something like that
 

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It impresses Squilliam.
It's still more productive than working at a fast-food establishment.
Because artists do weird things for inspiration. In Squidward's world, he's probably creating an art form by running around in colored undies. (And then gets the cops called on him for running around in the nude, protests because "they don't understand art", and then gets thrown in jail for 20 years because that's what the writers like to do to him.)

If I think of any better ones, I'll post them.
 

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E.V.I.L said:
he finally gets to wear freaking pants... well something like that
Then he'd just turn normal.
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He wants super powers, to be hawt gain like in the 2nd movie, and of course fangirls!
 
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