Completed Squidward Meets A Twitter User (Campfire episode reimagined)

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‘’and that’s why I think breaking bad is terrible’’ Squidward exclaims



SpongeBob shoots a marshmallow into squid’s mouth



‘’SpongeBob! What do you think you’re doing’’ squidward shouts



‘’I had to, your terrible opinions might attract a twitter user’’ SpongeBob whispers



‘’a twitter user?! You mean like the ones that DON’T EXIST!’’ squidward shouts





‘’what do you mean?!’’ SpongeBob exclaims

‘’there’s no such thing, they’re just a myth’’ squidward exclaims



Patrick comes in and says ‘’no no squidward! Twitter users are all too real, it says right here on this fake science magazine’’



‘’fake science monthly?!’’ squidward says as he reads the title



Squidward continues ‘’that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard’’





‘’well maybe it is stupid, but it’s also dumb’’ Patrick says



‘’Patrick’s right squidward, for once I had this account that was connected to this account that was connected to another account that was connected to a third account tha-‘’ SpongeBob says before getting cut off

‘’you’re right! I should be more careful, why dont you tell me everything I SHOULDN’T do to attract a twitter user’’ squidward says sarcastically because he secretly wants to do everything to attract them



‘’alright that’s easy’’ SpongeBob says



SpongeBob continues ‘’first, never make a spelling mistake’’



‘’in a goofy fashion’’ Patrick adds



‘’never send a picture of yourself’’ SpongeBob says



‘’they’ll call you poor if you do it’’ Patrick adds





‘’and never EVER EVER!’’ SpongeBob and Patrick shout



They both shout with ‘’NEVER POST YOUR OPINIONS!’’

‘’wow! It’s amazing how much things can tick a twitter user off’’ squidward says



‘’they’re horrible!!!’’ SpongeBob and Patrick say while shaking nervously



‘’suddenly I have the feeling we’re all in danger!’’ squidward says



‘’why?!’’ SpongeBob and Patrick ask



‘’I don’t know, just A FEELING’’ squidward says as he grabs everything that attracts a twitter user



Squidward begins posting his unpopular opinions



‘’squidward please don’t!’’ SpongeBob shouts



‘’SpongeBob quick draw a block sign on the ground’’ Patrick says

‘’smart thinking Patrick, all the professionals say it’s the only way to stop a twitter user’’ SpongeBob says



Squidward walks up to SpongeBob and Patrick standing in the block sign



‘’you guys are so gullible, I did everything to attract a twitter user and nothing happened’’ squidward says



‘’maybe it’s because you didn’t make a spelling mistake in a goofy fashion’’ SpongeBob points out



‘’oh! of course, how silly of me’’ squidward says as he giggles



‘’like this?!’’ squidward asks as he makes the spelling mistake





A twitter user walks in to correct his spelling mistake

‘’no, like that!’’ SpongeBob says



Squidward shouts and runs from the twitter user



The twitter user catches up to him and beats him up



‘’don’t run twitter users hate that!’’ SpongeBob tells squidward



‘’thanks for the tip, I guess I’ll just limp home then’’ squidward says



‘’NO!’’ SpongeBob and Patrick shout





The twitter user beats up squidward





‘’they hate limping more than running’’ SpongeBob exclaims

‘’I guess I’ll just c-‘’ squidward says before getting cut off and beaten up by the twitter user



‘’we should’ve warned you about crawling’’ SpongeBob shouts



The twitter user beats up squidward for no reason



‘’what’d I do this time!’’ squidward cries out



‘’I don’t know, I guess it just doesn’t like you!” SpongeBob says



Squidward hides in the block sign with SpongeBob and Patrick



The twitter user sees the block sign and leaves





‘’I can’t believe it, it worked!’’ squidward exclaims

‘’good thing it was just a twitter user, this block sign would never hold back a Reddit user’’ SpongeBob says



‘’and what attracts them?’’ squidward asks nervously



‘’the sound of a twitter attack’’ Patrick answers



They look to their right and see a Reddit user



‘’good thing we’re all wearing our anti-redditor undergarments, right squidward?’’



Squidward sighs in fear



THE END
 

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Be Yes Be No



‘’and that’s why I think breaking bad is terrible’’ Squidward exclaims



SpongeBob shoots a marshmallow into squid’s mouth



‘’SpongeBob! What do you think you’re doing’’ squidward shouts



‘’I had to, your terrible opinions might attract a twitter user’’ SpongeBob whispers



‘’a twitter user?! You mean like the ones that DON’T EXIST!’’ squidward shouts





‘’what do you mean?!’’ SpongeBob exclaims

‘’there’s no such thing, they’re just a myth’’ squidward exclaims




Patrick comes in and says ‘’no no squidward! Twitter users are all too real, it says right here on this fake science magazine’’



‘’fake science monthly?!’’ squidward says as he reads the title



Squidward continues ‘’that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard’’





‘’well maybe it is stupid, but it’s also dumb’’ Patrick says



‘’Patrick’s right squidward, for once I had this account that was connected to this account that was connected to another account that was connected to a third account tha-‘’ SpongeBob says before getting cut off

‘’you’re right! I should be more careful, why dont you tell me everything I SHOULDN’T do to attract a twitter user’’ squidward says sarcastically because he secretly wants to do everything to attract them




‘’alright that’s easy’’ SpongeBob says



SpongeBob continues ‘’first, never make a spelling mistake’’



‘’in a goofy fashion’’ Patrick adds



‘’never send a picture of yourself’’ SpongeBob says



‘’they’ll call you poor if you do it’’ Patrick adds





‘’and never EVER EVER!’’ SpongeBob and Patrick shout



They both shout with ‘’NEVER POST YOUR OPINIONS!’’

‘’wow! It’s amazing how much things can tick a twitter user off’’ squidward says




‘’they’re horrible!!!’’ SpongeBob and Patrick say while shaking nervously



‘’suddenly I have the feeling we’re all in danger!’’ squidward says



‘’why?!’’ SpongeBob and Patrick ask



‘’I don’t know, just A FEELING’’ squidward says as he grabs everything that attracts a twitter user



Squidward begins posting his unpopular opinions



‘’squidward please don’t!’’ SpongeBob shouts



‘’SpongeBob quick draw a block sign on the ground’’ Patrick says

‘’smart thinking Patrick, all the professionals say it’s the only way to stop a twitter user’’ SpongeBob says




Squidward walks up to SpongeBob and Patrick standing in the block sign



‘’you guys are so gullible, I did everything to attract a twitter user and nothing happened’’ squidward says



‘’maybe it’s because you didn’t make a spelling mistake in a goofy fashion’’ SpongeBob points out



‘’oh! of course, how silly of me’’ squidward says as he giggles



‘’like this?!’’ squidward asks as he makes the spelling mistake





A twitter user walks in to correct his spelling mistake

‘’no, like that!’’ SpongeBob says




Squidward shouts and runs from the twitter user



The twitter user catches up to him and beats him up



‘’don’t run twitter users hate that!’’ SpongeBob tells squidward



‘’thanks for the tip, I guess I’ll just limp home then’’ squidward says



‘’NO!’’ SpongeBob and Patrick shout





The twitter user beats up squidward





‘’they hate limping more than running’’ SpongeBob exclaims

‘’I guess I’ll just c-‘’ squidward says before getting cut off and beaten up by the twitter user




‘’we should’ve warned you about crawling’’ SpongeBob shouts



The twitter user beats up squidward for no reason



‘’what’d I do this time!’’ squidward cries out



‘’I don’t know, I guess it just doesn’t like you!” SpongeBob says



Squidward hides in the block sign with SpongeBob and Patrick



The twitter user sees the block sign and leaves





‘’I can’t believe it, it worked!’’ squidward exclaims

‘’good thing it was just a twitter user, this block sign would never hold back a Reddit user’’ SpongeBob says




‘’and what attracts them?’’ squidward asks nervously



‘’the sound of a twitter attack’’ Patrick answers



They look to their right and see a Reddit user



‘’good thing we’re all wearing our anti-redditor undergarments, right squidward?’’



Squidward sighs in fear



THE END
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