Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
This fic was actually one of Spongey444's ideas. He PM'd one day asking if I could make a fic out of one of his ideas from Make Your Own Episode. I picked this one.
SpongeBob Who?
Written by
PokDouglas
Directed by
PokDouglas
Original Story by
Spongey444
Anything Else I Forgot
PokDouglas
Spongey444
We cut to SpongeBob's backyard. SpongeBob was in his karate gear from Karate Choppers and No Weenies Allowed. Patrick was also there wearing three rubber gloves (one of them being worn on his head).
SpongeBob: Patrick, why do you want me to teach you karate?
Patrick: Cause...what if I need to use it someday? What if that scary clown from Glove World tries to KILL ME?!!?
SpongeBob: Patrick, even if I could teach you, you couldn't use kay-rah-tae to save your own life!
Patrick: Aw, but look! I have my own "karrot-tie" gear right here!
SpongeBob: Patrick, those are rubber gloves.
Patrick: I believe the more sophisticated term is "karate-prepared hand and head coverings".
SpongeBob: But you only have two rubber gloves. Where's you get that third one?
Patrick: (shifitng eyes) Uhhhh....Stevie?
SpongeBob: Stevie doesn't own any rubber gloves (muttering) surprisingly.
Patrick: Um...Squidward?
SpongeBob: (imitating Squiddy's tentacles) Squidward's gloves are made to fit on his tentacles.
Patrick: Okay, okay! I stole it from the toolbox in your garage! Please don't eat me!
SpongeBob: (sigh) Remind me to burn it when we're done.
Patrick: Does rubber burn?
SpongeBob: Patrick, sometimes you make me want to just take your cone-shaped head and go... (makes really weird and obnaxious shooting and exploding noises)* Let's just get this over with! Show me what you already know!
Patrick ran up to the talest coral tree nearby and jumped down. He held his hand down ready to a karate chop at SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
He finally landed, fist-first directly into SpongeBob.
Patrick: I call it the Macho Patrick Chop-v! What do you think, SpongeBob? SpongeBob? (looks down) SpongeBob!!!
SpongeBob lay on the ground, badly injured and nearly unconcious.
SpongeBob: *groaning in pain*
The last thing he barely saw was a frantic Patrick running towards him, right before he passed out.
Next scene: Amnesia!!!
By the way...the scene with SpongeBob trying to teach Patrick karate is not only based on Spongey444's original idea, but it's also foreshadowing to Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie.
*If you have a really really really really really really really really really really really really really good reading memory, you probably maybe just might remember that line from Sleepover at Patrick's.
SpongeBob Who?
Written by
PokDouglas
Directed by
PokDouglas
Original Story by
Spongey444
Anything Else I Forgot
PokDouglas
Spongey444
We cut to SpongeBob's backyard. SpongeBob was in his karate gear from Karate Choppers and No Weenies Allowed. Patrick was also there wearing three rubber gloves (one of them being worn on his head).
SpongeBob: Patrick, why do you want me to teach you karate?
Patrick: Cause...what if I need to use it someday? What if that scary clown from Glove World tries to KILL ME?!!?
SpongeBob: Patrick, even if I could teach you, you couldn't use kay-rah-tae to save your own life!
Patrick: Aw, but look! I have my own "karrot-tie" gear right here!
SpongeBob: Patrick, those are rubber gloves.
Patrick: I believe the more sophisticated term is "karate-prepared hand and head coverings".
SpongeBob: But you only have two rubber gloves. Where's you get that third one?
Patrick: (shifitng eyes) Uhhhh....Stevie?
SpongeBob: Stevie doesn't own any rubber gloves (muttering) surprisingly.
Patrick: Um...Squidward?
SpongeBob: (imitating Squiddy's tentacles) Squidward's gloves are made to fit on his tentacles.
Patrick: Okay, okay! I stole it from the toolbox in your garage! Please don't eat me!
SpongeBob: (sigh) Remind me to burn it when we're done.
Patrick: Does rubber burn?
SpongeBob: Patrick, sometimes you make me want to just take your cone-shaped head and go... (makes really weird and obnaxious shooting and exploding noises)* Let's just get this over with! Show me what you already know!
Patrick ran up to the talest coral tree nearby and jumped down. He held his hand down ready to a karate chop at SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
He finally landed, fist-first directly into SpongeBob.
Patrick: I call it the Macho Patrick Chop-v! What do you think, SpongeBob? SpongeBob? (looks down) SpongeBob!!!
SpongeBob lay on the ground, badly injured and nearly unconcious.
SpongeBob: *groaning in pain*
The last thing he barely saw was a frantic Patrick running towards him, right before he passed out.
Next scene: Amnesia!!!
By the way...the scene with SpongeBob trying to teach Patrick karate is not only based on Spongey444's original idea, but it's also foreshadowing to Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie.
*If you have a really really really really really really really really really really really really really good reading memory, you probably maybe just might remember that line from Sleepover at Patrick's.