Spongebob Theme Song Mad Libs

[#YearofLuigi2018]

One google search aaand...
http://www.madtakes.com/libs/136.html
Go wild.

My theme Song:
Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a Tomato under the Rope?

Kids: Bob Squarepants!

Captain: Mammoth and Red and Blue-Eyed is he!

Kids: Bob Squarepants!

Captain: If Unpleasant Store be somthing you Flex...

Kids: Bob Squarepants!

Captain: Then Reinforce on the Poverty and Scuff like a Water Terrapin.

Kids: Bob Squarepants!

Captain: Ready?

Everyone: Bob Squarepants! Bob Squarepants! Bob Squarepants!

Captain: Bob... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha!

 

[Leedles]

Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a Avacado under the Cock Juice?

Kids: Jizzcumming Fudgenugget Squarepants!

Captain: ::dolphin noise::ty and Beige and Dense is he!

Kids: Jizzcumming Fudgenugget Squarepants!

Captain: If Moist My Awful Life be somthing you Engage In Sexual Intercourse...

Kids: Jizzcumming Fudgenugget Squarepants!

Captain: Then Blow On on the This Topic and Kill Myself like a Blue Eyed Rattlesnake.

Kids: Jizzcumming Fudgenugget Squarepants!

Captain: Ready?

Everyone: Jizzcumming Fudgenugget Squarepants! Jizzcumming Fudgenugget Squarepants! Jizzcumming Fudgenugget Squarepants!

Captain: Jizzcumming Fudgenugget... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha!

 

[mythix super saiyan 4]

Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a orange under the sun?

Kids: stingy Squarepants!

Captain: theiving and purple and funny is he!

Kids: stingy Squarepants!

Captain: If mean cow be somthing you run...

Kids: stingy Squarepants!

Captain: Then walk on the super sayian and fly like a charizard.

Kids: stingy Squarepants!

Captain: Ready?

Everyone: stingy Squarepants! stingy Squarepants! stingy Squarepants!

Captain: stingy... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha!

 

[Tacomaster]

Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a Pizza under the Gravy Boat?

Kids: Jacob Squarepants!

Captain: Opaque and Green and Unequaled is he!

Kids: Jacob Squarepants!

Captain: If Famous Fence be somthing you Hack...

Kids: Jacob Squarepants!

Captain: Then Crinkle on the Fireman and Entice like a Donkey.

Kids: Jacob Squarepants!

Captain: Ready?

Everyone: Jacob Squarepants! Jacob Squarepants! Jacob Squarepants!

Captain: Jacob... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha!

 

[CakeCup]

Good enough?

Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a Pomegranate under the Toaster?

Kids: Archibald Squarepants!

Captain: Meaty and Teal and Eloquent is he!

Kids: Archibald Squarepants!

Captain: If Witty String be somthing you Retrieve...

Kids: Archibald Squarepants!

Captain: Then Slap on the Candy Wrapper and Do The Booty Scooty like a Siamese Cat.

Kids: Archibald Squarepants!

Captain: Ready?

Everyone: Archibald Squarepants! Archibald Squarepants! Archibald Squarepants!

Captain: Archibald... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha!

 

[El Jacko]

Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a Cherry under the Ground?

Kids: Vladimir Squarepants!

Captain: Evil and Red and Military is he!

Kids: Vladimir Squarepants!

Captain: If Important Race be somthing you Fight...

Kids: Vladimir Squarepants!

Captain: Then Mock on the Ninja Star and Attack like a Bear.

Kids: Vladimir Squarepants!

Captain: Ready?

Everyone: Vladimir Squarepants! Vladimir Squarepants! VladimirSquarepants!

Captain: Vladimir... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha!

 

[The Real Nostalgia Critic]

Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a Vibrator under the Sea?

Kids: SpongeKnob SquareNuts Squarepants!

Captain: So Horny and Dirty and He Tried To Hump Me is he!

Kids: SpongeKnob SquareNuts Squarepants!

Captain: If Weird, Yellow Sex be somthing you Lust...

Kids: SpongeKnob SquareNuts Squarepants!

Captain: Then You Must Be A on the Perv and Like like a SpongeKnob SquareNuts.

Kids: SpongeKnob SquareNuts Squarepants!

Captain: Ready?

Everyone: SpongeKnob SquareNuts Squarepants! SpongeKnob SquareNuts Squarepants! SpongeKnob SquareNuts Squarepants!

Captain: SpongeKnob SquareNuts... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha!