It's Halloween, so where's the conclusion? :P
There's this little thing called..."school". ^_~
NIGHTMARE ON Conch Street!
Part 3 -- Conclusion!
SpongeBob opened his eyes. He was now in his dream. He was in the open field across the street from the houses. Everything was in a light green lighting, just like in Bart's dream in the original.
It was quiet. Too quiet.
SpongeBob: Alright, Plankton. I know you're out here. Come and get me.
It then turned out all of the green was Plankton spread out across the whole land. The landscape was actually distorted, similar to that of the scenes of Strangler (and SB) laughing in
SpongeBob Meets the Strangler.
Plankton: Now you're gonna have your cake, and you're gonna EAT IT TOO!!!
He pulled out a cake with a fuse on top of one of the candles, indicating it was probably a bomb. Plankton rolled it to SpongeBob like a bowling ball. SpongeBob dodged just as it exploded.
Plankton: Exploding cakes or not, you're still getting your just desserts, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!! (pulls out orange cupcake[sup]1[/sup] bombs) HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
He threw the bombs, but SpongeBob dodged every exploding one.
SpongeBob: (shaking) You cannot defeat me, Plankton! I'm spongey!
Plankton: Why, no need to shiver. Me...(morphs into a snake)...I'd rather SLITHER!!!
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
He chased SpongeBob all throughout the dream until SpongeBob got an idea.
SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton!
Plankton Snake: Huh?
SpongeBob: Try and catch me!
He started running up the side of his distorted pineapple.
Plankton Snake: Ha ha! You are as fast as you are tasty.
He followed SpongeBob, eating the walls of the pineapple as he went. SpongeBob didn't run back down until Plankton had devoured the entire wall. This rendered him heavilly bloated and obese.
Plankton Snake: (running out of energy) Can't...go...on...must...surrender...
He morphed back to his regular self, still heavily obese.
Plankton: Ohhhh....
SpongeBob walked over and squished Plankton until he was just a huge green splat on the land.
SpongeBob: Well, Plankton's gone. Now back to my dream.
Just then, the background turned into the disco floor from
To Love a Patty. Sandy appeared and they were both switched into their nice dress appearal from
Licensed to Chill.
SpongeBob: Ahh, yet another dream with Sandy in it.
Just then, the lights all turned off as Plankton's reflection appeared in the mirror ball. His reflection then slipped off the mirror ball and was actually the real Plankton.
Plankton: Ha-ha-ha!
Sandy: (screams) Don't dream about me anymore! (runs away)
Patrick ran into the room.
Patrick: SpongeBob, you gotta wake up!
SpongeBob: But wait a minute! If you're in here, that means that you're asleep too!
Patrick: (gasp; in a
Home Alone parody) AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Plankton then morphed into a vine tree and grabbed both of them with his vines. He then started to shrink. Soon, he would shrink into non-existence, and he would bring SpongeBob and Patrick with him.
Patrick: Goodbye, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Goodbye, Patrick. Hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay awake for fifteen minutes.
Just then, they heard Stevie's echoing voice.
Stevie's echoing voice: Excelsior!
SpongeBob,
Patrick, and
Plankton Vine Tree: Huh?!
They turned to see Stevie in a tall bronze knight suit similar to the one in
Dunces and Dragons. He rode a seahorse also from D&D, and he had a thick steel sword.
Stevie: Have at thee!
SpongeBob and
Patrick: Stevie?!
Plankton vine tree: Mommy?!
Stevie ran down the room and eventually sliced his sword into Plankton, killing him. He shriveled up into nonexistence, releasing SpongeBob and Patrick.
SpongeBob: Stevie, you did it! You defeated Plankton! We...
The camera panned voer to show that Stevie had completely fallen asleep.
Patrick: How can you sleep within your own dreams?
They both shruged.
END DREAM
Both of them woke up on the couch.
SpongeBob: (yawning and stretching) Well, Plankton's been defeated.
Patrick: (yawning) No more bad dreams.
They walked out of the house. It was early dawn.
SpongeBob: I'm not too sure, Patrick. I think Plankton could come back again...anytime, anywhere...and kill us.
Just as he said that, he was hit and killed by a thick steel sword similar to Stevie's. Patrick was then shot in the butt with a dagger, killing him. We then see Plankton hop up on top of their dead bodies.
Plankton: (to the audience) Hey, who said I only had to hang out in dreams? AHAHAHAHA!!!! AHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*blood transition with a scream and lightning flash, back into the bonfire*
SpongeBob: The. End. Well? You guys can start kissing my feet at the awesomeness of my story.
Everyone just laughed at him.
SpongeBob: What's so funny? My story was scary! Scarier then all of yours put together!
Everyone just laughed harder.
Patrick: I think we all know who told the scariest of stories tonight.
Squidward: Me!
Randy: No, mi!
Stevie: My story had technical mumbo-jumbo in it!
Mr. Krabs: Who cares about the mumbo-jumbo? Hungry zombies are what truly make a good story!
Sandy: Don't make me laugh! I told an apoclyptic story of the future! Nothing beats that!
The bonfire was starting to weaken.
Stevie: Bonfire's starting to go out.
SpongeBob: I'll run back home and get some matches.
He ran out of the Kelp Forest to get the matches. As he left, the bonfire strangely started to rise and widen.
Patrick: That bonfire's gettin' awfully big...
We then cut to SpongeBob going inside the living room. He picked up the matches. Then he noticed the couch pushed up, leaving the wall behind it accessible. SpongeBob couldn't help but be curious.
He snuck into the wall, and indeed, it was a portal. We then slowly move out of the house through the window as a green flash occurs, signaling the universe had collapsed on itself just like in the story. As we cut it, we also see that the entire Kelp Forest has gone up in flames. =O
Post-Credits Epilogue
Kang and Kodos appeared in a pumpkin patch of some sort.
Kang: We are...oh.
Kodos: Wrong Halloween special again.
Kang: We're bad at this.
We then see Snoopy the Dog's silhouette rising in the patch.
Kodos: Kang, look! There he is! It's the Great Pumpkin!
Kang: (sigh) Let us just go back to our spaceship and laugh at the earthlings.
Kodos: I call shotgun!
End of SpongeBob SquarePants's Pineapple of Horror
But wait, don't die yet, folks! Stay tuned for: SpongeBob SquarePants's Outtakes of Horror!
[sup]1[/sup]Orange cupcakes are my favorite.