Spongebob Musicpants

[Perry The Platypus]

Spongebob Musicpants
Created by Ralph Wiggum
The Songs used in this fic belong to.......People i think

Scene 1:Boating School Musical
Spongebob,Patrick and Stevie are watching A movie
Spongebobh,this is the life,A movie,soda,and friends
Stevie:So what did you rent?
Sponebob:Boating School Musical!
Stevie:WHAT?!
People On Tv:Were in Boating School,In A Musical And Were Adorable!
Stevie:This is torture! I hate singing!
Patrick:I thought you loved to sing! Remember when you got that present for Gabby?
Clip From Gabriella Returns: The Musical
Stevie:
♪Your body may be gettin' slim,
But dat don't you any dim,
Don't need to make no drama,
Yo still hotter then Bahama,
So eat some cake and rock out,
I wanna hear you all shout,
Welcome back, Gabriella!♪
End Clip
Stevie:That was just one time
Patrickh Yeah? You also sang in the same fic!
Clip From Gabriella Returns: The Musical
Stevie:
♪On this day two months ago,
The little lady shook her head and said,
"I'm going to the Falls. No where fancy like Chicago,
Nothing personal little bud, but I just...gotta go,
But don't fret, for in two months I shall return."♪

Suddenly, the song grew to a big band feel.

Stevie:
♪On this day two months ago,
She left and went off to Dialga Falls,
But now today she shall come back,
Cause I'm her little sweetieheart!♪

The song went back to its quiet feel.

Stevie:
♪On this day two months ago,
Se blew me a a few hundred kisses and blew off,
But that was but months ago,
And now our relationship just cannot blow,
So my heart feels relieved and happy!♪

Back to big band.

♪On this day two months ago,
She left and went off to Dialga Falls,
But now today she shall come back,
Cause I'm her little sweet potato!♪

♪On this day two months ago,
She left and went off to Dialga Falls,
But now today she shall come back,
Cause I'm her little hot hot hottie!♪

♪Yes, oh yes, oh yes,
She's comin' back, she's comin' back,
My baby gal is finally reutnin',
To be comforted in the lap of MIIINNNNEEEEE!!!!!♪

The song stopped and it became reality again. SpongeBob stood stunned as Patrick clapped cheerfully.
End Clip
Spongebob:You also sang A shrek song
Clip From Well You Know By Now
Stevie: (tapping in circles around the neighborhood)
♪I thought love was only true in fairy tales,
Mean for someone else but not for me,
Love was out to get me,
That's the way it seemed,
Dissapointment hanuted all my dreams.♪

We then went into a limbo set, similar to Under My Rock. Behind him, Stevie was accompanied by about seventy SpongeBob backup singers.

♪And then I saw her face,
Now I'm a believer,
And not a trace,
Of doubt in my mind,
I'm in love!♪

The backup singers started ooh-ahhing.

♪I'm a believer,
I couldn't leave her if I tried!♪

Now it went into Eddie Murphy singing. Back in reality with Stevie all alone (yet still with backup singer voices) and a spotlight following him. His singing had started to wake up SpongeBob, Gary, Squidward, Patrick, Freddie, and Coral.

♪Then I saw her face,
Now I'm a believer,
Not a trace,
Of doubt in my mind!
I'm in love!♪

♪I'm a believer,
I couldn't leave her if I tried!♪

♪Then I saw her face,
Now I'm a believer,
Not a trace,
Of doubt in my mind!♪

♪I'm in looooove,
I'm a believer!♪

(singing really fast)
♪I believe, I believe,
I believe, I believe!♪

(back in limbo set with backup singers)
♪I believe, I believe,
I believe, I believe,
I believe, I believe,
I believe!♪

It snapped back to reality with Stevie, no backup singers, no tap shoes, no nothing, as he just fainted on the ground.

Stevie: I can't breathe...I can't breathe...
End Clip
Steviek I get it!
End Scene 1:Boating School Musical
Next Scene:Spongey's Songs

 

[Perry The Platypus]

Scene 2:Spongeys Songs

Spongebob:Well I hate sining too
Patrick:No You don't! Remember that christmas song?
Clip from Christmas Who?
Sponge & Pat: It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday, not your normal average everyday. [the tree falls down]
Squidward: Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree. Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me? [Sponge and Pat are holding hands and spinning around]
Sponge & Pat: The world feels like it's in loverly.
Squidward: Go away before I harm you bodily. [he gets a trash can and starts pouring garbage out his window and onto Sponge and Pat]
Sponge & Pat: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me. [garbage is still being poured all over them. Cut to Sponge walking down the road with a shopping cart filled over the top with gifts] There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow. [Pat puts two Xmas balls over his eyes, and snow falls over him, covering him completely. Cut to Sponge's house, Pat and him are decorating]
Spongebob: Hey Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe? [he points to the mistletoe, hanging over the doorway. Squid is under it, peeking in]
Squidward: What? Who, me? Would you look at the time? I should go. [he runs away hurriedly. He runs past Plankton who is standing on Krabs' hand]
Plankton: People seem a little more brotherly.
Krabs: Here's a special something to you from me.
Sponge & Pat: Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly. This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
Spongebob: Ya da da da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da!
Squidward: What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy? [
Sponge & Pat: Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Squidward: Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!
Sponge & Pat: Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree.
Crowd: Tonight things are as good as they seem to be.
Patrick: A star on top will complete all the scenery.
Crowd: This Christmas feels like the... very first Christmas to me! This Christmas feels like the [Krabs pops up again, this time in front of Squid looking out his window] very first Christmas to me!
End Clip!
Spongebob:I was just getting in the Christmas spirit!
Stevieh Yeah?
Patrick:Remember the time we went camping?
Clip From The Camping Episidode
Spongebob:Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song, our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, and if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along...
Patrick: Bum bum bum...
Sponge & Pat: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, and if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along..., C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, Patrick!
Patrick: SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E....
Spongebob: Squidward! [Squid is silent] Good! It'll help... it'll help.... if you just sing along! [Sponge smashes his ukelele like a guitar at the end of a rock show. Pat does the same with his drum set. Sponge screams
End Clip
Spongebobh Just Shut up
Stevie:Have you sang any songs patrick
Patrick:Well there was one...
Clip From Atlantis Suqarepantis
Patrick:I'm Patrick,Patrick Patrick! And I Like.....I don't know hat I like
End Clip
Spongebob:THat's not all!
End Scene
Next Scene:Pat And Plankton

 

[Perry The Platypus]

Scene 3:Pat And Plank:
Clip From Sing A Song Of Patrick:
Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy made the bread
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy, pointy, pointy
Pointy, pointy, point
P.U. what's that horrible smell?

I have a head
It ends in a point
Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point
This song is over except for this line
You win this round
Broccoli
End Clip
Patrickh Yeah
Stevie:Wait Guys I just remember another time i sang
Spongebob:Really?
Stevie:Ya! The Time we had that radio station
Clip From Broadcast Blues
Stevie:I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today!
Stevie:I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today!
Stevie:Not That you probably care,Much about My Underwear,But I gotta say.........
Stevie:I'm Not Not Wearing Under...Wear...To......Day!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick:Get A job!
End Clip
Spongebob:I don't remember that
Stevie:whatever
Spongebob:I'm bored
Plankton:Hello!
Sponge bob:What do you want?
Plankton:The Formula
Spongebob:what makes you think I'll give it to you?
Plankton:My Music MACHINE! It makes claips of me singing bad songs!
Spongebob:Try Me
Clip From To Love A Patty
Spongebobh, baby
They may call me a fool
But I can't help our gravitational pull

When I stuff you with cotton candy
It reminds me you're so sweet
When we go riding, it's dandy
The way you hang on to that seat
Ba-ay-ay-by

When I'm with you our love is stronger than glue
Oh baby
There isn't anything
There's nothing in the world, I wouldn't do for you

Patty, you ok, sweetums?
I'm so...sorry
I'll never let you out of my sight again
And I'll always keep you out of harm's way...

Oh baby
Our love is so strong
That's why I'm singing this song
Ba-ay-ay-by

Your looks are sweeter than honey
From your pickles to your buns
It ain't even funny

All better
Oh baby
End Clip
Clip From Wheres Gary?
Singer:Gary, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone
Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary

(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)

Gary, can't you see I was blind
I'll do anything to change your mind

More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back
'Cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem:
Gary come home

(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)
Ahh...
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, won't you come home?
End Clip
Clip From The Sponge bob Movie
Sponge And Pat:Now that we're men, we can do anything
Now that we're men, we are invincible
Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City
Get the crown, save the town and Mr Krabs

Now that we're men, we have facial hair
Now that we're men, I change my underwear
Now that we're men, we got a manly flair
We got the stuff, we're tough enough to save the day

We never had a chance when we were kids, no no no
But take a look at what the mermaid did, ha ha ha

Patrick, time for some slapping! (both slap knees a lot)

Now that they're men, we can't bother them
Now that they're men, they have become our friends
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end
They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown

They'll pass the test (slap)
And finish the quest (slap)
They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown!
End Clip
Spongebob:Please Stop! It's Unbearable!
Plankton:That's Not All!
Mr.Krabsh No You Don't! I got a song that will finsih you once and for all
Clip From Wishing you well
Spongebobh, the magic has gone missin'
And everyone's still wishin'
But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.

You'll find magic under rubble
So, Patrick, grab a shovel
And here is where the magic can be found.

We're at the bottom of a well
But man won't it be swell,
When we make everyones wishes all come true.
End Clip
Plankton:*Runs Away!*
Mr.Krabs:That's the end of that chapter
Spongebob:Wait What aobut This Song?
Painty:Who Leaves In A Pineapple under the-
Patrick:Stop! I'm Sick of that song!
End Scene 3:Pat And Plank
Final Scene:The Best song ever heard