Lazlo
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If anyone read the idea on the Make Your Own Episode topic and is wondering who is Commander Hek and Cadet Stimpy, I'm making this transcript for the episode.
SPONGE IN SPACE
INTRODUCTION:
[This episode opens in a living room with a TV, We zoom in seeing Ren and Stimpy about to watch somthing]
REN: Well, Stimpy, what's on TV tonight?
STIMPY: Oh, joy! Hey, Ren! It's "Commander Hek and Stimpy"! Happy-Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy-Joy! My favorite live action drama!
[Stimpy zooms away happily]
STIMPY: Don't let it start! Don't let it start!
[Stimpy comes back with a space suit on]
STIMPY: Roger, a-okay, activate view screen. I can't watch this show without my... trusty Commander Hek radar decodery, my offical Commander Hek space helmet, not to mention your genuwine superelastic time shorts-bet you don't have a pair of these, earthling-and... AHHHH, [sticks out his toung showing gum about to go up] my anti-gravity bubble gum!
[Ren grabs Stimpy and throws him down]
TV ANNONCER: All systems go! Prepare for countdown!
[Ren and Stimpy starts looking at the TV screen]
TV ANNONCER: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[We zoom into the TV screen showing a rocket ship blasting off]
TV ANNONCER: Blast off to adventure in the amazing year, 400,000,000,000, with Commander Hek and his faful capandine Cadet Stimpy, as they roam the endless uncharted regiens of space at speed so fantastic they fultle the imagination!
Commander Hek: Prepare to surge to sublight speed. [hits the sublight drive button and sublight speed is starting]
Commander Hek: En-gage!
[The rocket starts going fast]
Commander Hek and Cadet Stimpy: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TV ANNONCER: You see furtreristic tecghnolgys, thrilling head geer, spine tingling toast! Be there, scower the spaceways, explore vast allien worlds!
Commander Hek: Come in, Cadet Stimpy, do you read me?
Cadet Stimpy: Cadet Stimpy here, we read you. Roger.
ROGER: Roger, here.
TV ANNONCER: Okay, space cadets, prepare to hurlal throgh the cosmost, in toady's turgent episode...
[The title for the episode apears, then the oppening credits]
[After the oppening credits, the space rocket appers]
Commander Hek: Captains loog, Commander Hek here on his 36 year trip to the crab nebula. We've met this trip dozens of times, you know, they say somtimes people go crazy on these long trips, he he, they get the SPACE MADNEES! He, space madnees.
[NOTE: If you want to know how this part looks like watch this video from 00:00 to 03:27]
Commander Hek: Mr. Scince Officer, do you have any new inventions for the rocket?
Cadet Stimpy: Yes, Cap'n! Look, it's the time travel speed button, now you go anywhere in time any-time you want. Obsereve! [preeses the button]
[The rocket ship starts going back in time, fast]
Commander Hek: What's... happening... to... the... ship?!
Cadet Stimpy: Time... traveling?
Commander Hek and Cadet Stimpy: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[The rocket ship countinues to back in time, fast]
Commander Hek: Cadet, stop this thing!
Cadet Stimpy: O... Kay! [preeses the button again]
[The rocket stops going back in time]
Commander Hek: Well, now look what you've done, cadet, you...
Cadet Stimpy: Hey, Cap'n, I forgot to tell you that the button can only take you back in time, not aheaded in time.
Commander Hek: Grrrr, you got us stuck in the year... 2007! And you... wipe that preety smile off your face!
Cadet Stimpy: Yes, sir! [wipes his face off]
Commander Hek: CUT THAT OUT!
Cadet Stimpy: [wipes his face back on] Yes, sir.
Commander Hek: Now how will we get back to the year 400,000,000,000?
Cadet Stimpy: I'll just send this big trampoline to the planet, Earth and whoever bounces on it will be sent to space, then we'll invite the whoever that got sent in space, to help us get us back in the year 400,000,000,000.
Commander Hek: Cadet, you're a genuise! I'll sent the trampoline to the plant Earth this instant.
[Commander Hek takes the trampoline out of the rocket ship and falls right to Earth]
TO BE COUNTINUDED
SPONGE IN SPACE
INTRODUCTION:
[This episode opens in a living room with a TV, We zoom in seeing Ren and Stimpy about to watch somthing]
REN: Well, Stimpy, what's on TV tonight?
STIMPY: Oh, joy! Hey, Ren! It's "Commander Hek and Stimpy"! Happy-Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy-Joy! My favorite live action drama!
[Stimpy zooms away happily]
STIMPY: Don't let it start! Don't let it start!
[Stimpy comes back with a space suit on]
STIMPY: Roger, a-okay, activate view screen. I can't watch this show without my... trusty Commander Hek radar decodery, my offical Commander Hek space helmet, not to mention your genuwine superelastic time shorts-bet you don't have a pair of these, earthling-and... AHHHH, [sticks out his toung showing gum about to go up] my anti-gravity bubble gum!
[Ren grabs Stimpy and throws him down]
TV ANNONCER: All systems go! Prepare for countdown!
[Ren and Stimpy starts looking at the TV screen]
TV ANNONCER: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[We zoom into the TV screen showing a rocket ship blasting off]
TV ANNONCER: Blast off to adventure in the amazing year, 400,000,000,000, with Commander Hek and his faful capandine Cadet Stimpy, as they roam the endless uncharted regiens of space at speed so fantastic they fultle the imagination!
Commander Hek: Prepare to surge to sublight speed. [hits the sublight drive button and sublight speed is starting]
Commander Hek: En-gage!
[The rocket starts going fast]
Commander Hek and Cadet Stimpy: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TV ANNONCER: You see furtreristic tecghnolgys, thrilling head geer, spine tingling toast! Be there, scower the spaceways, explore vast allien worlds!
Commander Hek: Come in, Cadet Stimpy, do you read me?
Cadet Stimpy: Cadet Stimpy here, we read you. Roger.
ROGER: Roger, here.
TV ANNONCER: Okay, space cadets, prepare to hurlal throgh the cosmost, in toady's turgent episode...
[The title for the episode apears, then the oppening credits]
[After the oppening credits, the space rocket appers]
Commander Hek: Captains loog, Commander Hek here on his 36 year trip to the crab nebula. We've met this trip dozens of times, you know, they say somtimes people go crazy on these long trips, he he, they get the SPACE MADNEES! He, space madnees.
[NOTE: If you want to know how this part looks like watch this video from 00:00 to 03:27]
Commander Hek: Mr. Scince Officer, do you have any new inventions for the rocket?
Cadet Stimpy: Yes, Cap'n! Look, it's the time travel speed button, now you go anywhere in time any-time you want. Obsereve! [preeses the button]
[The rocket ship starts going back in time, fast]
Commander Hek: What's... happening... to... the... ship?!
Cadet Stimpy: Time... traveling?
Commander Hek and Cadet Stimpy: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[The rocket ship countinues to back in time, fast]
Commander Hek: Cadet, stop this thing!
Cadet Stimpy: O... Kay! [preeses the button again]
[The rocket stops going back in time]
Commander Hek: Well, now look what you've done, cadet, you...
Cadet Stimpy: Hey, Cap'n, I forgot to tell you that the button can only take you back in time, not aheaded in time.
Commander Hek: Grrrr, you got us stuck in the year... 2007! And you... wipe that preety smile off your face!
Cadet Stimpy: Yes, sir! [wipes his face off]
Commander Hek: CUT THAT OUT!
Cadet Stimpy: [wipes his face back on] Yes, sir.
Commander Hek: Now how will we get back to the year 400,000,000,000?
Cadet Stimpy: I'll just send this big trampoline to the planet, Earth and whoever bounces on it will be sent to space, then we'll invite the whoever that got sent in space, to help us get us back in the year 400,000,000,000.
Commander Hek: Cadet, you're a genuise! I'll sent the trampoline to the plant Earth this instant.
[Commander Hek takes the trampoline out of the rocket ship and falls right to Earth]
TO BE COUNTINUDED