Wow, Mothra. I don't think I've ever seen you comment on one of my non-
Random Adventures fics before.
Scene number: 10
Scene name: Violence Solves EVERYTHING!
Featuring Clips From:
"The Fry Cook Games"
"Rock-a-Bye-Bivalve"
"Naughty Nautical Neighbors"
"Life of Crime"
SpongeBob: What do you mean by that, Patrick?
Patrick: You know, we've fought with each other many times. Just enough for me to question our friendship!
SpongeBob: Patrick, let's not get into a fight here.
Stevie: Oh, go ahead! I like watching fights! I also like engaging in fights too! Although usually, I can never find anyone to fight with due to my calm nature, so most often, I end up fighting with myself. I know, I must be a real loser, right? Wait, did I just call myself a loser? Wow, that was so rude of me! I have absolutely no respect for myself! (raises fist) Ohh, I gotta teach myself a LESSON!
He then punched himself, sending himself flying offscreen. We heard more punching noises as the scene progressed.
Patrick: You know, Stevie's got a point. (dramatic angle over SB) Violence solves
EVERYTHING!
Patrick packed his fists together repeatedly as his shadow loomed over Spongey.
SpongeBob: (grabbing the album) Patrick, let's not do anything hasty...
Patrick threw a fast punch. SpongeBob immediately sheilded himself with the album. The impact of Patrick's punch caused pictures to fly everywhere.
A few of them landed on Patrick. He grabbed them all and looked at them.
Patrick: Ah-hah!
He flashed the four pictures in SpongeBob's face. Coincedentally, they were all pictures of Sponge and Pat fighting, verbally and physically.
- SpongeBob and Patrick "bun wrestling" from
The Fry Cook Games
- SpongeBob dumping Patrick's donuts and ice cream sundae all over him from
Rock-a-Bye-Bivalve
- Patrick angrilly bubbles to SpongeBob from
Naughty Nautical Neighbors
- SpongeBob with "Patrick's" chocolate bar from
Life of Crime as Patrick yells at him
Patrick: Take a look at just a
sample of our many physical and verbal confontations!
CLIP MONTAGE
CLIP FROM THE FRY COOK GAMES
The two dived at each other, screaming, until they collided. They spun around several times until they ended up wrestling with themselves. Once they realized this, Patrick got on top of SpongeBob's back.
Patrick: Forget the Chum Bucket! This is personal!
He took off SpongeBob's shoe and started licking his foot. SpongeBob screamed. They spun around again and now, SpongeBob's on his somach. He took a pencil and struggingly erased "Pat" from Patrick's Chum Bucket nametag.
Patrick: GAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (standing up) My name's not...RICK!!!
He dove into SpongeBob until they were now arm to arm.
SpongeBob: I don't like you!
Patrick: I don't like you more!
SpongeBob: I
never liked you!
Patrick: I a thousand times never liked you!
SpongeBob: Pink!
Patrick: Yellow!
They continued to fight until their pants ripped and then dropped, revealing their yellow and pink tighty-whities.
CLIP FROM ROCK-A-BYE-BIVALVE
SpongeBob: By the way, you forgot your briefcase!
He opened up Patrick's briefcase revealing it contained nothing more then an cie cream sundae and several donuts. He dumepd the briefcase's contents all over Patrick.
Patrick: Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime.
SpongeBob: OVERTIME?!!?
*they both start arguing indistinctively*
"Yeah, overtime!"
"Yeah, you're working. That's the kind of work you're doing!"
"Never!"
They were interrupted by Junior's chirping.
Patrick: Theres that stupid noise again!
CLIP FROM NAUGHTY NAUTICAL NEIGHBORS
SpongeBob: (whsipering into bubble) Patrick, youre my best friend in the whole neighborhood.
The bubble floated over but was kicked out by Squidward's souffl bubble, which then floated over to Patrick.
Squidward Bubble: Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know.
Patrick frowned then sends a bubble over to SpongeBob.
Patrick Bubble: Do you really think that, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (whispering into the bubble) Of course, Patrick. Anyone with eyes can see that.
The bubble was sent to Patrick. Patrick then sent another one over.
Patrick Bubble: Yeah? Well I think youre ugly. (another bubble comes over and pops) Yellow is ugly!
He then sent smaller bubbles, each blowing a raspebrry.
SpongeBob: (whipsering into the bubble) Patrick, what are you talking about?
The bubble was sent over. Squidward then sent his bubble over.
Squidward Bubble: SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you. (SpongeBob gasps) You give bottom dwellers a bad name.
Squidward then started sending even more.
"If I had a dollar for every brain you dont have, Id have one dollar."
"Hey Patrick, I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop...as some newspaper!"
Patrick: (standing up) Well that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
SpongeBob: (standing up) Yeah, well that means that, uhh...so are you!
Patrick: Well, youre a turkey!
Squidward came out with his lawn chair and souffl.
SpongeBob: Whats that?
Patrick: Its what you are!
SpongeBob: Well youre a bigger one!
Patrick: Well youre still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: You are!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah? Well it doesnt matter what you call me, cause I never wanna see you again anyway!
SpongeBob angrilly stormed back into his house.
SpongeBob: Aww, tarter sauce!
He slammed the door. Squidward then turned to Patrick, who also stormed angrilly into his rock. He slammed his rock down, eventually making the room and himself accordion-like.
CLIP FROM LIFE OF CRIME
Patrick: A-ha!
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: (gets back up) You stole my candy bar!
SpongeBob: (confused) No, I didn't!
Patrick: Oh, so that's how it's it, huh? Once a thief, always a thief!
SpongeBob: You ate yours. (pointing to his) This is mine.
Patrick: You took my only food! (pan down to his huge stomach) Now I'm gonna starve.
SpongeBob: (holding his candy bar out) Here, Patrick. Just have half of mine.
Patrick: Yours?! You mean mine!
SpongeBob: Do you want it or what?
Patrick: I don't want it unless you admit you took it.
SpongeBob: This is my candy bar!
Patrick: Liar liar, plants for hire!
SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
Patrick: Well you would know...liar.
SpongeBob: Well, if you're gonna be that way, I'll eat it myself!
Patrick: You'd better not.
SpongeBob unwrapped the candy bar.
Patrick: I'm warning you!
SpongeBob slowly started to carry the bar to his mouth.
Patrick: Don't!
His tongue started to approach the bar.
Patrick: STOP IT!
SpongeBob started to chomp it with his teeth.
Patrick: OHH!
He now unraveled it with his teeth, resulting in a scream of rage from Patrick. SpongeBob was now sliding it through his earlobes resulting in a squeaky sound as Patrick covered his ears in terror. SpongeBob now licked it like a dog, resulting in more screams of fury.
Patrick: OHHHHHH!!!!!!!
SpongeBob finally slid it in his mouth, chewed slowly, and swallowed.
END CLIP MONTAGE
SpongeBob: Patrick, we don't
always fight.
Patrick: Yeah, not always. Just for about 81.6% percent of the first five seasons!
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's totally inaccurate.
Patrick: Oh, yeah?! (raises fist) I'll show ya inaccurate!
SpongeBob: *lets out a Homer-like scream as he raises the bent album above his face*
Patrick threw another punch towards SpongeBob.
Final scene name: One More for the Album!
May not be suitable for: If you don't like happy endings... :xD: