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It's important to remember that SpongeBob still has his Channel Chasers cable subscription from SpongeBob CablePants.
So It's Come to This: A SpongeBob SquarePants Clip Show
Narrator: Welcome to a half-hour trip down memory lane on our little show of SpongeBob SquarePants. You will see clips from the first five seasons of the show, plus unreleased footage from abandoned Douglas-Z fanfics, such as the long-lost Curse of the Were-Jellyfish trilogy!
:xD: :xD: :P :P =O
Written by
Douglas-Z
Directed by
Douglas-Z
Featuring Clips From
SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons 1-5
Anything Else I Forgot
Douglas-Z
[sup]2007 Douglas-Z Fic Publishing, Inc.[/sup]
*bubble transition into the episode*
Narrator: Why don't I just let our little spongey friend take it from here?
We cut inside the house of SpongeBob SquarePants. His friends Patrick and Stevie were watching SpongeBob's TV.
Announcer: Next, on an all-new Claw and Order...
Stevie: Seen it.
*changes channel*
Singers: The Shrimpsons...
Male voice: ...Movie, on the big screen!
Stevie: Seen it on GooTube.[sup]1
[/sup]*changes channel*
English Narrator: It's CoralOtto RectangularShorts!
Stevie: Who would ever watch a show like that?
*changes channel*
Announcer: This Saturday, Chicken Network presents...Clawder!
Female voice: I'm not your girlfriend, I'm not your girlfriend...
Stevie: Seen it.
*changes channel*
Annoucncer: Welcome back to Politically Wrong.
Stevie: Seen it.
Patrick: You haven't seen Politcally Wrong before.
Stevie: Yeah, I have. In fact, I've even been inside it. I have a whole secret life that you don't even know about.
Patrick: Woowwww. I wish I had a secret life that I didn't even know about.
Stevie: Maybe you do, Patrick. Maybe you do.
SpongeBob then walked in holding a huge photo album.
SpongeBob: Look what a few hours of digging through the old attic can get you!
Patrick: (as Stevie turns off the TV) What's that thing, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: This Patrick is a photo album. It's kept our memories thick and span from within its spine.
Stevie: (grabs the photo album and skims through it) Not me, not me, not me, not me...hey, where am I? There's no me! What kind of cheap episode is this?!
SpongeBob: Stevie, these photos were taken back in the days before the Mind-Manipulation accident. The days when you were a wee jellyfish.
He flipped the photo album to pictures taken of No-Name from Jellyfish Hunter.
SpongeBob: Remember this day, back when you were just an average jellyfish?
CLIP FROM JELLYFISH HUNTER
SpongeBob: I've caught and named every jellyfish here at least once, except for you...Ol' No-Name.
No-Name (today known as Stevie): (buzzing sounds) {Bring it on.}
SpongeBob: (victory screech-like noises)
He jumped up through several attempts to capture No-Name, including running with a can stuck to his foot and his won pants blasting off as he very narrowly missed No-Name in his underwear.
SpongeBob: Barnacles! Someday I'll catch that old No-Name.
END CLIP
Stevie: Oh yeah, I remember that...barely. That was funny when your pants blasted off. I would've laughed if I could! Dahahahaha!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Yes yes, it's always high comedy when the sponge drops his pants. Although to me, that brings back memories of when I wanted to fly with the jellyfish.
CLIP FROM THE SPONGE WHO COULD FLY
SpongeBob:
♪If only I could join you there in the air,
Floating free without a care,
I wish I could fly,
And see things with a different eye!♪
*eye morphs into one before becoming SB's fantasy of flying*
♪I would fly so very high and touch the sky,
And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly♪
He then landed back on the ground with a thud.
SpongeBob: Wait! I'm forgetting the words of Grandpa SquarePants.
*in SpongeBob's mind*
Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly, we'd have propellers on our heads and jet engines on our backs.
SpongeBob: I'm gonna follow his advice, by gum! I'll invent a flying machine!
*bubble transition*
Patrick walked over to SpongeBob, who was building a wooden bi-plane.
Patrick: What's that contraption, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: That Patrick is a flying machine.
*Patrick starts laughing*
SpongeBob: (turns to him) What's so funny?
Patrick: It's like my grandfather used to say.
*in Patrick's mind*
Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly...hey! (pokes Patrick's forehead with his cane) I'm not your grandfather!
*he poofs away*
END CLIP
Patrick is laughing.
SpongeBob: (turns to him) What's so funny?
Patrick: It's like my grandfather used to say.
*in Patrick's mind*
Grandpa SquarePants: An elephant never forgets. Unless the elephant doesn't remember. Then, he...wait a minute! (turns to Patrick) Think about me again and I'll come out of this thought bubble and strangle you!
*he poofs away*
Patrick: What just happened?
SpongeBob: (opens up the photo album) Um...let's just look through our photo album, shall we?
Patrick: Huh?
Next scene name: A Starfish may Sometimes Forget...
Will be added on: Monday, November 12th.
May not be suitable for: obviously, this entire fic won't fully appeal to those who haven't seen most, if not all of the episodes from the (actual) show.
[sup]1[/sup]Believe it or not, I have actually seen the entire Simpsons Movie on YouTube.
So It's Come to This: A SpongeBob SquarePants Clip Show
Narrator: Welcome to a half-hour trip down memory lane on our little show of SpongeBob SquarePants. You will see clips from the first five seasons of the show, plus unreleased footage from abandoned Douglas-Z fanfics, such as the long-lost Curse of the Were-Jellyfish trilogy!
:xD: :xD: :P :P =O
Written by
Douglas-Z
Directed by
Douglas-Z
Featuring Clips From
SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons 1-5
Anything Else I Forgot
Douglas-Z
[sup]2007 Douglas-Z Fic Publishing, Inc.[/sup]
*bubble transition into the episode*
Narrator: Why don't I just let our little spongey friend take it from here?
We cut inside the house of SpongeBob SquarePants. His friends Patrick and Stevie were watching SpongeBob's TV.
Announcer: Next, on an all-new Claw and Order...
Stevie: Seen it.
*changes channel*
Singers: The Shrimpsons...
Male voice: ...Movie, on the big screen!
Stevie: Seen it on GooTube.[sup]1
[/sup]*changes channel*
English Narrator: It's CoralOtto RectangularShorts!
Stevie: Who would ever watch a show like that?
*changes channel*
Announcer: This Saturday, Chicken Network presents...Clawder!
Female voice: I'm not your girlfriend, I'm not your girlfriend...
Stevie: Seen it.
*changes channel*
Annoucncer: Welcome back to Politically Wrong.
Stevie: Seen it.
Patrick: You haven't seen Politcally Wrong before.
Stevie: Yeah, I have. In fact, I've even been inside it. I have a whole secret life that you don't even know about.
Patrick: Woowwww. I wish I had a secret life that I didn't even know about.
Stevie: Maybe you do, Patrick. Maybe you do.
SpongeBob then walked in holding a huge photo album.
SpongeBob: Look what a few hours of digging through the old attic can get you!
Patrick: (as Stevie turns off the TV) What's that thing, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: This Patrick is a photo album. It's kept our memories thick and span from within its spine.
Stevie: (grabs the photo album and skims through it) Not me, not me, not me, not me...hey, where am I? There's no me! What kind of cheap episode is this?!
SpongeBob: Stevie, these photos were taken back in the days before the Mind-Manipulation accident. The days when you were a wee jellyfish.
He flipped the photo album to pictures taken of No-Name from Jellyfish Hunter.
SpongeBob: Remember this day, back when you were just an average jellyfish?
CLIP FROM JELLYFISH HUNTER
SpongeBob: I've caught and named every jellyfish here at least once, except for you...Ol' No-Name.
No-Name (today known as Stevie): (buzzing sounds) {Bring it on.}
SpongeBob: (victory screech-like noises)
He jumped up through several attempts to capture No-Name, including running with a can stuck to his foot and his won pants blasting off as he very narrowly missed No-Name in his underwear.
SpongeBob: Barnacles! Someday I'll catch that old No-Name.
END CLIP
Stevie: Oh yeah, I remember that...barely. That was funny when your pants blasted off. I would've laughed if I could! Dahahahaha!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Yes yes, it's always high comedy when the sponge drops his pants. Although to me, that brings back memories of when I wanted to fly with the jellyfish.
CLIP FROM THE SPONGE WHO COULD FLY
SpongeBob:
♪If only I could join you there in the air,
Floating free without a care,
I wish I could fly,
And see things with a different eye!♪
*eye morphs into one before becoming SB's fantasy of flying*
♪I would fly so very high and touch the sky,
And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly♪
He then landed back on the ground with a thud.
SpongeBob: Wait! I'm forgetting the words of Grandpa SquarePants.
*in SpongeBob's mind*
Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly, we'd have propellers on our heads and jet engines on our backs.
SpongeBob: I'm gonna follow his advice, by gum! I'll invent a flying machine!
*bubble transition*
Patrick walked over to SpongeBob, who was building a wooden bi-plane.
Patrick: What's that contraption, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: That Patrick is a flying machine.
*Patrick starts laughing*
SpongeBob: (turns to him) What's so funny?
Patrick: It's like my grandfather used to say.
*in Patrick's mind*
Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly...hey! (pokes Patrick's forehead with his cane) I'm not your grandfather!
*he poofs away*
END CLIP
Patrick is laughing.
SpongeBob: (turns to him) What's so funny?
Patrick: It's like my grandfather used to say.
*in Patrick's mind*
Grandpa SquarePants: An elephant never forgets. Unless the elephant doesn't remember. Then, he...wait a minute! (turns to Patrick) Think about me again and I'll come out of this thought bubble and strangle you!
*he poofs away*
Patrick: What just happened?
SpongeBob: (opens up the photo album) Um...let's just look through our photo album, shall we?
Patrick: Huh?
Next scene name: A Starfish may Sometimes Forget...
Will be added on: Monday, November 12th.
May not be suitable for: obviously, this entire fic won't fully appeal to those who haven't seen most, if not all of the episodes from the (actual) show.
[sup]1[/sup]Believe it or not, I have actually seen the entire Simpsons Movie on YouTube.