Sleepover at Patrick's

[Stinkoman 20X6]

SCENE ONE: THE BED FALLS APART

Narrator: Ah, it is time for bed in Bikini Bottom. Every citizen everywhere is snuggling up for the night. Patrick's asleep in his drooly bed, Squidward is snuggling up with his clarinet, even our friend SpongeBob is probably dreaming about his driver's license.

We see SpongeBob's bed, but only Gary is on it.

Narrator: Hey, where is that yellow mike?
SpongeBob: Wormpile!

SpongeBob flicked on the lights and dogpiled on Gary, who repleid with...

Gary: Meow, meow.
SpongeBob: I know it's getting late, Gary, but come on, who says I can't have a little fun first?
Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Okay, fine, Gary. I'll go to sleep.

He turned off the lights and went to sleep. A few hours later, he awoke to a loud cracking sound. KEEEER-ACK!

SpongeBob: Huh, what?

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER-ACK!

SpongeBob: Uh, G-Gary, I think there's someone at the door. Gare-bear?

KEEEEEEEEER-ACK!

SpongeBob: Okay, who's there?

KEEEEEEEEEEEEER-ACK!

SpongeBob: Don't come any closer, I'm warning you!

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER-ACK!

SpongeBob: I'm a sponge!!!

Then suddenly, Spongey's bed fell apart with a loud KEEEER-ASH!

END OF SCENE ONE

Next: Patrick's Brilliant Idea!

 

[Band Geek]

WORMPILE!!!



Soz. Can't spam.
Anyway, looking good! What's happened to the bed?

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

I like it. Do more!

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

WORMPILE!!!

Soz. Can't spam.
Anyway, looking good! What's happened to the bed?

All his wormpiles wrecked it.

SCENE TWO: PATRICK'S BRILLIANT IDEA

The next morning, the repairman looked at the carnaged bed while taking notes on his clipboard.

SpongeBob: Uh, why would a repairman need a clipboard?
Repairman: Please, sir, leave this repairy stuff to the perfessionals. Uh, huh, uh huh. Just as I figured. Your bed crashed.
SpongeBob: Uh, I kinda knew that already. So, what are you gonna do about it?
Repairman: Well, seeing as how your insurance just barely covers the operation, I'd say it'll take a day to fix up this worn out thing. Now the only bad news in that is that your house will be out of comission for the night. Now, I'd suggest sleeping at a friend's place, like him. (points to Squidward's voice)
Squidward: Go away.
SpongeBob: (sigh) Maybe I'll just ask Patrick for ideas.

LATER

Patrick: Well now I see what the problem is. Your bed laid an egg!

-tiddy boom-

SpongeBob: That's not the point, Patrick. As I was saying, then the bed just crashed!
Patrick: Ooh, the yolk is cracking.
SpongeBob: Patrick, my bed didn't lay an egg!
Patrick: It gave birth? Ooh, what's the baby bed's name?
SpongeBob: (annoyed) Patrick, my bed did not have a baby!!! And now I got nowhere to sleep tonight.
Patrick: Hey, I have an idea.
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: You come with me to the moon and help me battle the giant alien french fries tonight!
SpongeBob: Ooh, and what's your backup plan?
Patrick: You can have a sleepover with me!
SpongeBob: This is the best idea you've ever had. Let's go battle those giant alien french fries!
Patrick: Why don't we have the sleepover first?
SpongeBob: Uh, okay!

END OF SCENE TWO

Next: Gary's First Sleepover!

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

I lol'ed at the french fries. :lol:

:( :| :) ^_^ :P :lol: xD :w00t: :P :P

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

SCENE THREE: GARY'S FIRST SLEEPOVER

Later that afternoon, SpongeBob was brushing his eyes...and his entire body.

SpongeBob: Brush, brush, brush. Brushing everywhere! Brush your feet! Brush your armptis! Brush your brain!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Of course I'm sure about this, Gary. Remember when you had a sleepover at Patrick's?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: OK, so you hardly got much sleep, but...

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Mell, maybe Patrick did stuff you full of sugar all night, but that doesn't mean that...

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: What do you mean he wanted to watch snail horror movies all day long?!!? Okay, I believe you, Gary, but that doesn't mean I'm not going! And you don't have to come. I know! You can stay at Squidward's!

Squidward: Go away.

SpongeBob: ...or you can stay at Sandy's!

SANDY'S TREEDOME

Sandy: Well, sheoot, SpongeBob, I'd lvoe to take care of your snail while you're at Patrick's!

SpongeBob: Phew. Thanks, Sandy. Now you be good at Sandy's, and try not to eat all of Sandy's flowers!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Okay, Gary's at Sandy's, I've got my sleepover stuff, what could I be forgetting?

END OF SCENE THREE

Next: What is He Forgetting?

 

[s21sponge]

Good job! Gimme more!

 

[coolman]

oh those are so good make more

 

[TattleTale Strangler]

Next: What is He Forgetting?

Gary's food and litter box. {Pwnage!}

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

Next: What is He Forgetting?

Gary's food and litter box. {Pwnage!}

How about water? xD

 

[coolman]

Next: What is He Forgetting?

Gary's food and litter box. {Pwnage!}

How about water? xD

no gary can live with out water he's a mollusca

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

Next: What is He Forgetting?

Gary's food and litter box. {Pwnage!}

How about water? xD

no gary can live with out water he's a mollusca

It matters in SpongeBob. :|

 

[coolman]

Next: What is He Forgetting?

Gary's food and litter box. {Pwnage!}

How about water? xD

no gary can live with out water he's a mollusca

It matters in SpongeBob. :|

no I have a thing that discribs all of them gary will live

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Gary's food and litter box. {Pwnage!}

How about water? xD

no gary can live with out water he's a mollusca

You're all wrong, and yes coolman, snails can breathe air.

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

So... What's the next chapter?

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

So... What's the next chapter?

Don't rush me, yo.

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

So... What's the next chapter?

Don't rush me, yo.

I like rushing people. :tongue:

And it's been three days...

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Here we go, Mr. I-M-IM-PAY-SHINT.

Oh, one more thing. Don't read the rest of this story if you have not seen the film Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit. Because if you haven't, this scene and possibly the rest of the story will ruin it for you.

SCENE FOUR: WHAT COULD HE BE FORGETTING?

It was 6:00 PM in Bikini Bottom. The repairman was still taking notes on his clipboard outside Spongey's driveway.

SpongeBob: I still don't understand why you would really need a clipboard.
Reapirman: Like I said this morning, kid, leave this repairy stuff to the repairy men.
SpongeBob: Is there really a such word as "repairy"?
Repairman: I never finished college, kid. Why do you think I'm a repairman? Now, are you completely sure all neccessary residents and neccessities are evacuated from this house?
SpongeBob: Uh, ALL neccessary residents? Well, there might be one left in there.
Repairman: Well, go get them. We're sealing the place in about half an hour.

SpongeBob slowly opened the cellar door and crept down the wet stairs.

SpongeBob: (quietly) Man, I was hoping I didn't have to drag him along.

He flicked on the lights and walked over to a big cage, knocking on it. A squeaky SpongeBob-like voice came from inside.

Voice: Who's there?
SpongeBob: SpongeBob.
Voice: SpongeBob who?
SpongeBob: (annoyed) SpongeBob SquarePants.
(long pause)
Voice: SpongeBob SquarePants who?
SpongeBob: Stevie, get out of there! We're going to Patrick's for a sleepover!

Stevie the Jellyfish immediately came out looking for the most-prepared person for a sleepover ever.

Stevie: A sleepover? Whopee! I love sleepovers! We could watch horror movies all night long or read MM&BB comics and stay up all night long! I'm ready! I'm ready! For the sleepover! For the sleepover! I'm ready-eddy-eddy-eddy!
SpongeBob: This is why I didn't want to bring him.

END OF SCENE FOUR

Next: It's Sleepover Time!

 

[Smitty Werben Man Jensen]

OoO... But what did SpongeBob forget? :tongue:

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

OoO... But what did SpongeBob forget? :tongue:

No-Name, for Gary's sake!