Season Nine mock commercial

[Stinkoman 20X6]

The upcoming Season 9 episodes (my fics) are gonna have some pretty shocking stuff in them, so I decided to make a commercial out of it.

Narrator: SpongeBob SquarePants: Season 9...a season of shock after shock after shock...

Officer Tyke: Stevie the Jellyfish, you're under arrest!
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*shows SpongeBob leaning in on an unconcious Sandy and pcukering his lips*
Patrick: They're gonna do it! They're gonna do it! AFTER EIGHT SEASONS, THEY'RE FINALLY GONNA DO IT!!!
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Patrick: And here she is....my new snail!
*everyone sees the snail and gasp*
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Judge Finkleback: I hereby strip Mr. Krabs of all of his money, and owndership of the Krusty Krab as well as the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, and give custody of him and all of these to...Plankton!
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*shows future Sandy and future Patrick getting ready to kiss*
*Present-day Sandy's eye twitches*
*cuts to outside the house*
Sandy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Stevie: *crying and holding a half-eaten piece of bread* It's terrible! Just terrible! I took a bite out of this piece of bread, and then suddenly, IT GOT SMALLER!!!

Narrator: And it's all waiting to happen in SpongeBob SquarePants: Season 9!

All of the above quotes are indeed taken from my upcoming fics.

 

[SquidwardLover]

:P

 

[Band Geek]

Yyyyyyyyyuh, what Squiddy said. :)_:xD:

 

[lowiqpat226]

Sounds like a rerally wierd season.

And did you get Finkleback from Nickelback? :)

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Sounds like a rerally wierd season.

And did you get Finkleback from Nickelback? -_-

No, that was her name in Krabs vs. Plankton...I think.

 

[patrick2403]

Sounds like a rerally wierd season.

And did you get Finkleback from Nickelback? :orly:

No, that was her name in Krabs vs. Plankton...I think.

You are right. That was the judges name.

 

[SpongeSebastian]

You should have one of those episodes be about SpongeBob meeting the Fairly OddParents.

 

[Band Geek]

Hang on - let me hazard a guess:

"Stevie the Jellyfish, you're under arrest" - Who Framed Stevie?
The SpongeBob/Sandy thing - either Dandy Sandy or Dandy Sandy Candy
the new snail - A Tail Of Two Snails
Judge Finkleback - Friend or Foe 2 (?)
Sandy/Pat - probably Dandy Sandy Candy (?)
And I don't know what the heck the bread thing is about. :)

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Hang on - let me hazard a guess:

"Stevie the Jellyfish, you're under arrest" - Who Framed Stevie? :P
The SpongeBob/Sandy thing - either Dandy Sandy or Dandy Sandy Candy SpongeBob and Patrick's Big Noogie Adventure
the new snail - A Tail Of Two Snails
Judge Finkleback - Friend or Foe 2 (?) SpongeBob and Patrick's Big Noogie Adventure
Sandy/Pat - probably Dandy Sandy Candy (?) SpongeBob and Patrick's Big Noogie Adventure
And I don't know what the heck the bread thing is about. :xdmagic: A Random Moment of SpongeBob :)

 

[SquidwardLover]

Ohhkaaay. Staying away from Big Noogie Adventure.

No ofense PokeDouglas. Sounds cool, but I absoulutly hate when I get surprised shockingly with romance. (The Zoey101 thing made me cry!)