SBM’s Top 100 SpongeBob Episodes 2019 (VOTING CLOSED)

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Want to become a part of the SpongeBob SquarePants fandom’s history?

I can’t hear you!

Throughout March, we’ll be accepting lists of your Top 50 favourite episodes, then compiling them into a Top 100 mega list! You’re allowed to enter your correct opinion from now until 3PM of April 1st (Pacific Time), where the results will be calculated and slowly revealed day by day.

Here’s what you do in the meantime. Write up your Top 50 list, and submit it as a post below.
Eg, Number 50: One Krabs Trash
Number 49: Opposite Day
Number 48: Mimic Madness
...
Number 1: Krusty Krab Training Video

Episodes in 50th place will get one point, and 1st place will get fifty. By April, expect the total points for certain episodes to skyrocket.

Eg, Number 100: Roller Cowards (67 points)
Number 99: Plankton! (68 points)
Number 98: The Algae’s Always Greener (71 points)
...
Number 1: Band Geeks (2,080 points)

Now for some rules for how this will work.
  1. Think long and hard about your list. We won’t accept lists that’ve been edited after their posting. Only the original will count.
  2. Any episode, short, special or TV movie that goes towards the show’s episode count are eligible, but lists with the movies and supplementary shorts on them will not be accepted. For research, check out this site’s episode guide.
  3. If episodes air throughout March and you really like them, you can put them on your list (assuming you haven’t already written it up), but note they may not rank high depending on when they air.
  4. Please keep your list formal and tidy. There’s no need to write the points next to the places or anything of the sort. If you have something to say, write it above or below your list.
  5. Most importantly, submit your list by 3PM on April 1st Pacific Time. (For reference, that’ll be 9PM on March 31st for New Yorkers.)
With all that said and done, post your list and we can determine the Best Episodes Ever!
 

Bianca

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I love this idea! I'll have to submit my list soon.
 

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  1. Ink Lemonade
  2. Boating School
  3. Krabby Patty Creature Feature
  4. Your Shoe's Untied
  5. Squid Noir
  6. Karen's Virus
  7. Unreal Estate
  8. Suds
  9. Pull Up a Barrel
  10. What's Eating Patrick?
  11. I Had An Accident
  12. It's A SpongeBob Christmas!
  13. Friend Or Foe
  14. Spongicus
  15. Legend Of Boo-Kini Bottom
  16. Clams
  17. Just One Bite
  18. Single Cell Anniversary
  19. Can You Spare A Dime?
  20. Valentine's Day
  21. Squidville
  22. Employee Of The Month
  23. Hooky
  24. Bubblestand
  25. Shanghaied
  26. The Smoking Peanut
  27. Pressure
  28. Procrastination
  29. Plankton's Army
  30. Pranks A Lot
  31. Opposite Day
  32. Wet Painters
  33. Have You Seen This Snail?
  34. Arrgh!
  35. FrankenDoodle
  36. Wet Painters
  37. Patty Hype
  38. My Leg!
  39. Snowball Effect
  40. Krab-Borg
  41. Ripped Pants
  42. Culture Shock
  43. Sailor Mouth
  44. Plankton's Pet
  45. Reef Blower
  46. Help Wanted
  47. Band Geeks
  48. The Fry Cook Games
  49. Big Pink Loser
  50. Krusty Krab Training Video
 

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  1. Pizza Delivery
  2. Boating School
  3. Krabby Patty Creature Feature
  4. Your Shoe's Untied
  5. Squid Noir
  6. Karen's Virus
  7. Unreal Estate
  8. Suds
  9. Pull Up a Barrel
  10. What's Eating Patrick?
  11. I Had An Accident
  12. It's A SpongeBob Christmas!
  13. Friend Or Foe
  14. Spongicus
  15. Legend Of Boo-Kini Bottom
  16. Clams
  17. Just One Bite
  18. Single Cell Anniversary
  19. Can You Spare A Dime?
  20. Valentine's Day
  21. Squidville
  22. Employee Of The Month
  23. Hooky
  24. Bubblestand
  25. Shanghaied
  26. The Smoking Peanut
  27. Pressure
  28. Procrastination
  29. Plankton's Army
  30. Pranks A Lot
  31. Opposite Day
  32. Wet Painters
  33. Have You Seen This Snail?
  34. Arrgh!
  35. FrankenDoodle
  36. Wet Painters
  37. Patty Hype
  38. My Leg!
  39. Snowball Effect
  40. Krab-Borg
  41. Ripped Pants
  42. Culture Shock
  43. Sailor Mouth
  44. Plankton's Pet
  45. Reef Blower
  46. Help Wanted
  47. Band Geeks
  48. The Fry Cook Games
  49. Big Pink Loser
  50. Krusty Krab Training Video
Just a note: Number 50 is the best. So it goes from 1 to 50. Not really The Worst (1) to The best (50)
 

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If you can’t list them without it automatically changing to 1-50, list them from best to worst instead. @GuyAtWalmart I’ll let you off the hook, since you brought up this issue.
 

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Number 50: There’s a Sponge in My Soup
Number 49: Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm
Number 48: Big Pink Loser
Number 47: Have You Seen This Snail?
Number 46: Texas
Number 45: Bulletin Board
Number 44: Karate Choppers
Number 43: SpongeBob VS the Patty Gadget
Number 42: Just One Bite
Number 41: Welcome to the Chum Bucket
Number 40: Hello Bikini Bottom!
Number 39: Opposite Day
Number 38: Squirrel Jokes
Number 37: It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!
Number 36: The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom
Number 35: Chocolate With Nuts
Number 34: Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
Number 33: The Algae’s Always Greener
Number 32: Shopping List
Number 31: Hooky
Number 30: Bummer Vacation
Number 29: Pickles
Number 28: Roller Cowards
Number 27: Krab Borg
Number 26: Squid Plus One
Number 25: Squid’s Day Off
Number 24: Scaredy Pants
Number 23: As Seen On TV
Number 22: Patrick SmartPants
Number 21: Mimic Madness
Number 20: I Had An Accident
Number 19: Procrastination
Number 18: Squidville
Number 17: The Krusty Plate
Number 16: Dunces and Dragons
Number 15: SB-129
Number 14: Karen’s Virus
Number 13: Krusty Krab Training Video
Number 12: Two Thumbs Down
Number 11: Dying for Pie
Number 10: Wet Painters
Number 09: Wishing You Well
Number 08: Band Geeks
Number 07: Rock Bottom
Number 06: Pizza Delivery
Number 05: Patty Hype
Number 04: Frankendoodle
Number 03: Can You Spare a Dime?
Number 02: The Camping Episode
Number 01: Shanghaied

I recommend formatting it like this for future posts.
 

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In reverse order ("Atlantis SquarePantis" is #50, going up to "Dying for Pie" at #1)


Atlantis SquarePantis
I Had an Accident
Spy Buddies
SpongeHenge
Food Con Castaways
Blackened Sponge
Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy
The Krusty Sponge
SpongeGuard on Duty
Have You Seen This Snail?
Chocolate With Nuts
Naughty Nautical Neighbors
Dunces and Dragons
The Thing
Pest of the West
Procrastination
The Bully
The Algae's Always Greener
Pizza Delivery
Club SpongeBob
Plankton!
MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy III
Frankendoodle
Party Pooper Pants
Grandma's Kisses
Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost
The Camping Episode
No Weenies Allowed
Plankton's Army
Funny Pants
Krab Borg
Idiot Box
Krabby Land
SB-129
Walking Small
The Krusty Krab Training Video
Christmas Who?
The Smoking Peanut
Squid's Day Off
Squid on Strike
One Krabs Trash
The Lost Mattress
Artist Unknown
Home Sweet Pineapple
Welcome to the Chum Bucket
Mid-Life Crustacean
Fear of a Krabby Patty
SpongeBob Meets the Strangler
Band Geeks
Dying for Pie
 

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Alright, it’s April 1st now. Voting has closed. We only got three lists in, but there’s enough episodes to make a Top 100 list, and there’s always next time. I’ll release 20 spots a day until April 5th, where I’ll have the Top 20.

100- Bulletin Board
99- Blackened Sponge
98- Unreal Estate
97- Someone’s in the Kitchen with Sandy
96- Karate Choppers
95- The Krusty Sponge
94- SpongeBob VS the Patty Gadget
93- Suds
92- Pull Up a Barrel
91- SpongeGuard On Duty

90- What’s Eating Patrick?
89- Hello Bikini Bottom!
88- Naughty Nautical Neighbours
87- Friend Or Foe
86- Squirrel Jokes
85- Spongicus
84- The Thing
83- Pest of the West
82- Clams
81- Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
 

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80- The Bully
79- Single Cell Anniversary
78- Shopping List
77- Valentine’s Day
76- Club SpongeBob
75- Bummer Vacation
74- Plankton!
73- Pickles
72- Employee of the Month
71- Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy III

70- Roller Cowards
69- Bubblestand
68- Party Pooper Pants
67- Squid Plus One
66- Grandma’s Kisses
65- It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!
64- Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost
63- Just One Bite
62- Scaredy Pants
61- Chocolate With Nuts
 

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60- Pressure
59- No Weenies Allowed
58- As Seen On TV
57- Patrick SmartPants
56- The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom
55- Mimic Madness
54- Funny Pants
53- Pranks a Lot
52- Idiot Box
51- Krabby Land

50- The Krusty Plate
49- Arrgh!
48- Walking Small
47- The Algae’s Always Greener
46- Christmas Who?
45- My Leg!
44- Two Thumbs Down
43- Snowball Effect
42- Squid On Strike
41- Ripped Pants
 

EmployeeAMillion

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40- One Krabs Trash
39- Wishing You Well
38- The Lost Mattress
37- Karen’s Virus
36- Culture Shock
35- Opposite Day
34- Hooky
33- Artist Unknown
32- Sailor Mouth
31- Plankton’s Pet

30- Home Sweet Pineapple
29- Rock Bottom
28- Reef Blower
27- Help Wanted
26- Mid-Life Crustacean
25- Have You Seen This Snail?
24- Fear of a Krabby Patty
23- Dunces and Dragons
22- SpongeBob Meets the Strangler
21- The Fry Cook Games
 

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20- Big Pink Loser
19- I Had An Accident
18- Squidville
17- Welcome to the Chum Bucket
16- Plankton’s Army
15- The Smoking Peanut
14- Pizza Delivery
13- Squid’s Day Off
12- Can You Spare a Dime?
11- SB-129

10- Shanghaied
9- The Camping Episode
8- Procrastination
7- Wet Painters
6- Patty Hype
5- Dying for Pie
4- Krab Borg
3- Frankendoodle
2- Krusty Krab Training Video
1- Band Geeks

Some extra little tidbits: The Top 20 is purely Pre-Movie episodes, which isn’t surprising since they’re more highly regarded within the show’s fanbase. In particular, Season 3 was by far the most represented season, with 25 episodes appearing in the Top 100, taking up quarter of the list! At least every other season was represented by at least one episode. Unsurprisingly, Band Geeks topped the list, with Krusty Krab Training Video right behind it. I don’t mind at all, they’re both stellar episodes that deserve to be part of pop culture at large. I’ll try this sort of poll again with the worst episodes in June, so stay tuned for that.
 
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