Roleplay

[SlipperytheTotodile]

King Neptune appears

King Neptune: These crystals belong me

 

[Squidward1999]

Patrick: Well you're gonna have to wait a couple of hours...

(Patrick burps)

Patrick: Man, those crystals tasted like EVERYTHING ice cream!

 

[Squidward1999]

Squidward: You ate the crystals...

Patrick: Sure did! Couldn't stop myself from eating them because of how good they taste.

 

[MightyMario]

Bubble Bass: HOLY KING NEPTUNE! IT’S KING NEPTUNE! Wait, from The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie or Season 1 Episode 18: Neptune’s Spatula?

 

[SlipperytheTotodile]

Bubble Bass: HOLY KING NEPTUNE! IT’S KING NEPTUNE! Wait, from The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie or Season 1 Episode 18: Neptune’s Spatula?

Neptunes spat

 

[MightyMario]

Bubble Bass: Neptune’s Spatula Neptune, will you give me the crystals, pretty please?

 

[SlipperytheTotodile]

King Neptune movie version appears

King Neptune (Neptune's Spatula): Who are you?

 

[Squidward1999]

@MightyMario

Patrick: I ate them already...

 

[SlipperytheTotodile]

A couple hours later

King Neptune (Neptune's Spatula): This Patrick guy i know its been a couple hours...

 

[Squidward1999]

Patrick: Yeah about that, you might have to find them in the sewers...

Patrick: I already used the toilet and you know darn well that I ain't going to dig for diamond from my crap just to give them back to you.

Patrick: I know my limits...

 

[SlipperytheTotodile]

King Neptune (Neptune's Spatula): Lets just now forget about the crystals im am not digging into Patrick's poop either

 

[MightyMario]

Bubble Bass: I’m very confused, can we go back to normal?

 

[SlipperytheTotodile]

King Neptune (Neptune's Spatula): Dont worry i can fix that!

 

[Squidward1999]

King Neptune (Movie): What did miss? Also I found myself a wig for my bald spot so I don't have to wear my crown all the time...

(Movie Neptune spots Spatula Neptune)

King Neptune (Movie): Well if it isn't my older brother "by 11 months", Thaddeus Neptune...

 

[SlipperytheTotodile]

King Neptune (Neptune's Spatula); Well if it isnt my spoiled little brother

 

[TheSpongyKnight]

Spongy Knight: Sorry to interrupt, but we should continue the quest, and I don't know about you, but I think we should go to the Sapphire Passage next. The Ruby Passage seems like a tough challenge.

Everyone enters the Sapphire Passage and into a randomly-placed haunted mansion.

 

[Squidward1999]

King Neptune (movie): You know, I tried to give you some of my stuff because I thought you deserved it more than me but you insisted on me keeping them because in your words "I deserved EVERYTHING in the world".

King Neptune (Movie): And I also don't exile my kid to island, like what you did to your son and my nephew Triton...

 

[TheSpongyKnight]

Spongy Knight: Let's shove off.

Spongy Knight steals 4 crystals from the throne room and runs off to the passage's main corridor and inserts them into the door, opening it.

Spongy Knight: Come on, everyone! Time's-a ticking!

Everyone enters the boss arena.

 

[TheSpongyKnight]

Spongy Knight fights and defeats the Tattletale Strangler himself, and then he goes through the entire Ruby Passage himself, and defeats Robo-Sinker himself, and then he unlocks the golden pyramid himself, defeats the Golden Sea Deity himself, grabs the treasures himself and leaves the pyramid and sits back in the Kelpazoic Jungle... HIMSELF!

Spongy Knight: Boy, must I do everything myself?

Back in the pyramid, everyone else managed to enter the golden boss arena, only to see that there was nothing left.

Mr. Krabs: WHAT?! Where's me treasure?!

Het Neeuq: I'll tell you who, the Spongy Knight stole it all because you were all lazy. And Spongy Knight's also the one who killed me and the General.

Everyone, except Het Neeuq and Het Neraleg, gets shocked at this.

 

[Squidward1999]

Het Neraleg: He was unfair with the fight between me and him, as we clearly had the green and red Chaos Corals.

Squidward: How come I'm shocked by this...