Revenge of the SpongeBob SquarePants Outtakes

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It's an outtake fest that EVERYONE can participate in! You can do an outtake from an episode, an outtake from one of your fics, you can even do an outtake from one of MY fics if you want! :(

Director: Okay, here! Sleepover at Patrick's, Scene something or other, take 22. And...wait for it...action!
Stevie: I'm coming for ya, Gary!
*He is beemed on-board a real UFO*
Director: CUT! It's supposed to be a hamburger! Not a real UFO!
Stevie: (from inside) Ew, you guys are ugly!

Director: Okay people, ninety-first time's the charm, they say, so Sleepover at Patrick's, Scene...eh, doesn't matter, Take 91. And...hang on...action!
Patrick: Brush your brain!
*toothbrush won't come out*
Patrick: What the...it's stuck! Get it out! Get it out! *brain comes out of his ear, and he starts drooling* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................................................................
Director: Not again! CUT!
 

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Krusty Police, scene Krusty, take police.
Plankton: You are now under my control.
Squidward: I am now under your control.
Plankton: hehehe!
Squidward: Hehehe.
Plankton: Stop laughing.
Squidward: Stop laughing.
Plankton: Don't repeat everything I say!
Squidward: I won't repeat everything you say.
Plankton: Excellent!
Squidward: Excellent.
Plankton: Uh, did you just say excellent because I said excellent?
Squidward: Uh...no.
Plankton: Excellent.
Squidward: Excellent.
CUT!
 

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FROM "SQUIDWARD'S IN LOVE"

Director: OK. "Squidward's In Love". Scene 11: Happiness Once Again I think. Take, um, 999,999,999,999,999,999. ACTION!

Ocwarda: *In terrible opera voice* I cann't leeeive withoouuuuut youup!

Director: CUT! Ocwarda! For the last time! No opera music! You lip sing it! LIP SING IT!

Ocwarda: But opera is my life! Squidwert, can you please tell dis man?

Citizen from "The Water Ferrets Visit Bikini Bottom": *Pops out of nowhere handing Squid a chainsaw* Need this buddy?

Director: HEY! "THE WATER FERRETS VISIT BIKINI BOTTOM" IS BEYOND OVER! YOU'RE DONE! NOW GET OUTTA HERE!

Citizen: Well, I also star in "Plankton's New Labrador", "The Water Ferrets Return to Bikini Bottom"...

Director: *Grabs chainsaw outta nowhere* GET OUTTA HERE!

Squidward: *Snatches chainsaw from the citizen* This, will be fun.

Director growls and chases the citizen.

Squidward chases after the director.

SquidwardLover: *appears out of nowhere* Oh my god! SQUIDWARD!

Ocwarda: Git away frum my boyfriend!

SquidwardLover: *Starts up chainsaw* IN YOUR DREAMS!

Ocwarda: AAAH!

Squidward: GET WAY FROM HER!

SquidwardLover: But I'm you're number 1 fan!

Squidward: Ooh. I have fans!

Ocwarda: SQUIDWERT!

Squidward: Oh yeah. AAAAH! *Chases her with chainsaw*

SquidwardLover: AAAAAH!

SpongeGill: Ya know, SquidwardLover can do what she wants with Ocwarda, the snailetes, and me because she created us.

SquidwardLover: Yeah!

Patrick: OH NO! *Calls Animal Control* HELP!

Animal Control comes.

Animal Control Guy: What's the...HEY! STOP CALLING US!

Patrick: But it's an emergency!

Animal Control Guy: Call the police.

SquidwardLover: You can take the snailetes. They're causing trouble.

Gary attacked SquidwardLover.

Patrick calls 911.

Firefighter: Where's the...HEY! THERE'S NO FIRE! STOP CALLING US!

The police came by and arrested them all.

Director: NOOOOOOO!

Camera Guy: PARTY!

The crew but the cast start dancing.
 

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Director: Okay, "The Perfect Pet", Final Scene, Take 23, and... ACTION!

Squidward: Here comes SpongeGeek, Squilliam.
Squilliam: What does he want, money? (laughs)

Squilliam trips oever Gary and breaks Gary's shell

Squilliam: Owwww!

Director: CUT! Okay, somebody buy Gary a new shell! And can somebody call an ambulance because I think Squilliam broke his back?


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Director: Okay, "The Perfect Pet", Final Scene, Take 24, and... ACTION!

Squidward: Here comes SpongeGeek, Squilliam.
Squilliam: What does he want, money? (laughs)

Squilliam walks on without tripping

Director: CUT! Okay, where's Gary?
SpongeBob: He's at the store buying a new shell!
 

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Band Geeks:

Director: Ok, Band Geeks, take pancakes.. and... ACTION!!!
SpongeBob: Sweet Victory! Yeah!
Random real life guy: *pushes SpongeBob away* Sweet Vi... AAGH, CAN'T BREATH! *dies*
Director: Another one? call "Funerals in 1 second inc.!"
 

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The Truth about Squidward, scene like I care, take I really do not care.
Baby Plankton: Goo.
CUT! CUT! That's from Friend or Foe! It has to be Baby Squidward! BABY SQUIDWARD!
 

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Director: Squidward In Love, section 11, take 17.
Octwarda: *lipping* I can't live without you!
Octwarda: *talking to Director* Although I can probably live without you and your bad singing.
Director: CUT! Just because I was kicked off American Idol do-
*Cream pie is flung at Director*
 

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Don't forget, everyone is more then welcome to do outtakes from any of my fics.

Director: SpongeBob Goes to Mexico, scene blah la la, take 42! And...action!
*Patrick is in the shower, Randy appears in the shower*
Randy: HOLA!!!
Patrick: AAAAAHHHH!!! *faints*
Director: CUT! Randy, we told you not to do that again!
Randy: Apesadumbrado. {Sorry.}
 

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Tee hee.
SpongeBob CablePants, scene cable, take fix it.
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Stevie wind up in a spoof of Looney Toons.
Bugs Bunny: Duck season!
Daffy: Wabbit season!
Bugs: Wabbit season!
Daffy: Duck season, and I say FIRE!
CUT!
 

Stinkoman 20X6

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Tee hee.
SpongeBob CablePants, scene cable, take fix it.
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Stevie wind up in a spoof of Looney Toons.
Bugs Bunny: Duck season!
Daffy: Wabbit theathon!
Bugs: Wabbit season!
Daffy: Duck theathon, and I thay FIRE!
CUT!
You don't watch Looney Tunes very much, do you? Daffy can do the "s" sound, inf act, he does a raspberry every time he says it.
 
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