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SperngeyBerb

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My episode idea is, "Squidward's Suicidal of the Month in the Kitchen with Pet Sitter Demolition for Gary Coarse Meal, You're Fired!"

In the episode, Squidward is about to commit suicide until he realizes that cephalopods leak ink monthly, so he takes his shirt off and everyone mocks him and then gets arrested for public nudity. Meanwhile, literal demolition takes care of Gary because it's a Richard Pursel episode, and then he gets fired for no reason at all.

Written by:
Casey Alexander
Zeus Cervas
Derek Iversen
Richard Pursel
Mr. Lawrence
Luke Brookshier
Dani Michaeli

Length: 33 minutes (TV movie)!
Length including awful Patchy segments: 3 hours and 15 minutes.
 

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SperngeyBerb said:
My episode idea is, "Squidward's Suicidal of the Month in the Kitchen with Pet Sitter Demolition for Gary Coarse Meal, You're Fired!" My original joke uses episodes I hate, see, look how funny I am!

In the episode, Squidward is about to commit suicide until he realizes that cephalopods leak ink monthly, so he takes his shirt off and everyone mocks him and then gets arrested for public nudity. Meanwhile, literal demolition takes care of Gary because it's a Richard Pursel episode, and then he gets fired for no reason at all. Get it! Isn't my satire on 9 year old cartoons made by people I don't know yet insult anyways hilarious! Aren't you glad I'm adding a ton of insightful discussions on these episodes?

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Length: 33 minutes (TV movie)!
Length including awful Patchy segments: 3 hours and 15 minutes.
I like the way you think.
 

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SperngeyBerb said:
My episode idea is, "Squidward's Suicidal of the Month in the Kitchen with Pet Sitter Demolition for Gary Coarse Meal, You're Fired!"

In the episode, Squidward is about to commit suicide until he realizes that cephalopods leak ink monthly, so he takes his shirt off and everyone mocks him and then gets arrested for public nudity. Meanwhile, literal demolition takes care of Gary because it's a Richard Pursel episode, and then he gets fired for no reason at all.

Written by:
Casey Alexander
Zeus Cervas
Derek Iversen
Richard Pursel
Mr. Lawrence
Luke Brookshier
Dani Michaeli

Length: 33 minutes (TV movie)!
Length including awful Patchy segments: 3 hours and 15 minutes.
*Faceplam*

We get it, you hate those episodes. We get it, you hate those writers, stop posting your hatred to them that much arround here.
 

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I think I've been on a topic like this (to do with the title of the forum, not SperngeyBerb's) before.
 

SperngeyBerb

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Oh, and Richard Pursel actually deserves to be hated, because he told a SpongeBob fan to "f*** off".
 
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My episode idea is "Mr. Krabs Loses Their Paycheck,"

The episode begins with Spongebob waking up all cheerfully eagered to go to the Krusty Krab, Squidward, being Squidward just wants his paycheck at the Krusty Krab, when Mr. Krabs was about to give them their paychecks, he forgets where it was.
Spongebob and Squidward just walked in the Krusty Krab, when they saw Mr. Krabs with his paycheck detector, Squidward snaps his finger at Mr. Krabs, and tell him what is he even looking for. Mr. Krabs made an excuse saying he was just looking for leftover coins that the customer yesterday left, but Spongebob finds all the leftover coins in just a dash of a second, Mr. Krabs was trying to come up with another excuse.
But Squidward tells Mr. Krabs where is their paychecks, Mr. Krabs gets shocked, and said that they're on Bathroom Duty for today, and force them into the bathroom. Mr. Krabs tries to find their paychecks, suddenly, Pearls comes in and asks Mr. Krabs for some mall money, but he tells her that he is busy finding something, Pearls then cries and floods the whole place, resulting in Spongebob and Squidward hearing and see water coming from under the bathroom.
Mr. Krabs then tries to find the paycheck, and the first customer was coming in, and Mr. Krabs screams, so he dashes to get Spongebob and Squidward out the bathroom before the monster grabs them, and he throws them into their places.
--Closing time-- Narrator​
Squidward then walks to Mr. Krabs for their paychecks, Mr. Krabs then cries that he lost them, Squidward being Squidward, he left and threw his hat on the floor while mumbling, luckily, Spongebob catches it, and tells Mr. Krabs to see him in the morning.
Mr. Krabs, walking depressed to his house, he sits on his bed, but then realizes that the paycheck was in his anchor house.
END
 
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