PhilipB's Day Off

Patty Sponge

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PhilipB: *gasp* I forgot to tell her how to make change!​
DAD!...​
...Mom.​
DadMom: Hi Philip. All done with those bans?​
PhilipB: No, I am not. I just remembered...​
...I need...​
...CHANGE for this change display name item.​
DadMom: Do you want four doubloons?​
Or twenty mini-doubloons?​
Or one doubloon, three shiny doubloons, seven mini-doubloons and ten half-doubloons. Or, if you throw in 500 doubloons, your options are...​
PhilipB: Alright, goodbye.​
-10 mintues later-​
This is great. My day off. no worries. Just relaxation.​
I'm the boss, I deserve this.​
Ah.​
Everything will be fine. There won't be any members today anyway. Good thing President Squidward isn't using this image for his avatar, but still, DadMom. She'll probally just stand there bored.​
Heh, heh. DadMom, bored. Heh, Heh.​
(Bored) DadMom: I'm getting kind of bored. *yawn*​
 

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Patty Sponge said:
-Insert PhilipB getting angry and dropping abney's doubloons-​
abney317: That sounds like me doubloons dropping...​
What's going on out here?​
My babies.​
Get away, you barbarian!​
What have you done?! Nice clean doubloons...​
...SOILED!!!​
I'll take care of ya. Let Abna clean you up.​
CLEAR THE WAY!!!​
Now now, don't cry little ones.​
DadMom: What's wrong, abney?​
ME FAVOURITE DOUBLOON!​
I got it, Young AngryPants.​
What the..? It's stuck!​
You got a help me, DadMom!​
DadMom: You should let go of the doubloon.​
I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a doubloon, Young AngryPants.​
There's got to be another way.​
Grab me admins quarters and heave!​
Me Arms!!​
DadMom: Ah, no. Not again.​
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-Insert abney fainting-​
(Part 3 coming soon)​



















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I thought that last one said "Farting" instead of "Fainting"
 

Rihanna

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Patty Sponge said:
PhilipB: *gasp* I forgot to tell her how to make change!​
DAD!...​
...Mom.​
DadMom: Hi Philip. All done with those bans?​
PhilipB: No, I am not. I just remembered...​
...I need...​
...CHANGE for this change display name item.​
DadMom: Do you want four doubloons?​
Or twenty mini-doubloons?​
Or one doubloon, three shiny doubloons, seven mini-doubloons and ten half-doubloons. Or, if you throw in 500 doubloons, your options are...​
PhilipB: Alright, goodbye.​
-10 mintues later-​
This is great. My day off. no worries. Just relaxation.​
I'm the boss, I deserve this.​
Ah.​
Everything will be fine. There won't be any members today anyway. Good thing President Squidward isn't using this image for his avatar, but still, DadMom. She'll probally just stand there bored.​
Heh, heh. DadMom, bored. Heh, Heh.​
(Bored) DadMom: I'm getting kind of bored. *yawn*​
When will the next part come?
 

Patty Sponge

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After being dead for 3-4 months, It's finally back!​
PhilipB: Ohh, what am I doing?​
I'm wasting valuable relaxating time here, that's what I'm doing!​
I mean, really.​
What are the Odds? DadMom setting SpongeBuddy Mania on fire. Ha ha ha.​
*gasp*​
DadMom: May I help you, sir?​
PhilipB: It's me, you dunce!​
DadMom: Oh hi, Philip!​
How are those bans going?​
PhilipB: What's that supposed to mean? I'm very busy.​
DadMom: I'm sure you are.​
PhilipB: I don't like your tone.​
DadMom: I'm sure you are. How's that?​
PhilipB: Just do your jobs.​
DadMom: Aye-aye, Mr. B!​
 

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DadMom: Boy, no wonder abney put him in charge.​
PhilipB: Must...rel...​
...ax!​
Look at yourself.​
You're losing your blushing glow.​
Stop worrying so much!​
Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to SpongeBuddy Mania.​
DadMom: I will destroy SpongeBuddy Mania.​
PhilipB: DadMom!!​
DadMom: Have you finished...​
PhilipB: No!​
That's it. That's it. No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind, I will not go back to that forum!​
 

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I'm glad it's back, too. I'm telling you, there should be a forum section for this.
 

ThePineappleLord

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I am half expecting for this to go another direction because if this is just the episode "squids day off" with SBM lingo then it doesn't really hold much substance.
 
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